''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' really isn't for kids twelve and under, but there's still some things you can't run in ''Shonen Jump'' or on primetime TV. What's more, some of the Crap listed below isn't edited out in the English versions of the anime or manga, which are generally held to stricter content standards.
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* The manga had a sequence where Orihime propped herself on her window while wearing a DangerouslyShortSkirt as a part of her school uniform, and Tatsuki said "You're [[PantyShot flashing the quad]]!"
* Chizuru, being an openly lesbian GenkiGirl, is the source of a lot of stuff, especially early on. In an attempt to {{bowdlerize}} her open SkinshipGrope of Orihime, the animators had her hugging her from behind... but there's still quite a bit of focus on Orihime's GagBoobs.
* The English dub of the anime managed to sneak in a good one. When Urahara picks up cat!Yoruichi and plays with her, in Japanese he just says BabyTalk-based nonsense. In the dub, he says "Who's my favorite [[UnusualEuphemism pussy]]?" It becomes worse/better/whatever when you find out/remember Yoruichi is female, as she has a deep masculine voice in cat form...
* The execution method in Soul Society, and the one Rukia was ''this'' close to undergoing. You're restrained and suspended by your limbs, completely helpless... and then you get ''impaled'' by a special halberd named [[http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/S%C5%8Dkyoku Sokyouku.]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Which bursts into flames]] before taking the shape of a phoenix. Subtle much, Kubo?
* Kon was definitely going on ADateWithRosiePalms when Ichigo came back from the Soul Society.
* In the episodes where Renji is in a gigai and dressed like a '60's hippie, look very closely at his necklace... it's a [[spoiler: cock and balls]]!!
* A self-inflicted case came by way of the anime. Right before Isshin shows up decked out in a Soul Reaper uniform, Urahara is seen looking at the night sky, seemingly sensing Isshin's presence. When Yoruichi opens the door, [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0af9hD2TO1rpa5klo1_500.png she's dressed in a white robe with her hair undone and her chest presumably exposed to the wind]]. The anime curiously omitted the lead-up that makes the nudity less gratuitous, giving the impression that Urahara and Yoruichi actually [[FriendsWithBenefits had sex off-camera.]]
* When Nelliel went over to Ichigo just before she fights Nnoitra, there's a panel where you could see her hand near Ichigo's groin.
** Similarly, Nelliel's [[TheGlomp glomping]] of Ichigo consisted of the girl ''[[http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/970812/nel-glomps-ichigo-o.gif humping]]'' ''[[MarshmallowHell him]]'' in the anime.
** When Nel heals Dordoni with her [[VomitIndiscretionShot vomit]], she remarks that she does so by "massaging" her "throat penis".
** Immediately after turning back into an adult, Nelliel goes after Ichigo and holds him protectively. When she talks to him and the camera pitches up, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjGmvV9hqZo her hand is positioned just over his crotch (at 1:29]], making look like she's ''feeling him up''.
* There is while Orihime is watching the fight between Ichigo and Ulquiorra, Loly and Menoly (specially [[ClingyJealousGirl Loly]]) [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sneak behind her, beat her, rip off her clothes]]... and [=KOed=] by Yammy. Smooth.
* The whole X-Cution arc was an exercise in how much crap Creator/KuboTite could sneak under the ''Shonen Jump'' censor radar ''at full speed'':
** Jackie Tristan's Fullbring is blatantly a dominatrix outfit, and her attacks get stronger when her boots get dirty. "Sand, dirt, mud, blood, [other bodily fluids] anything will work." Taken even further later: when [[spoiler: she's powered up by Ginjo]], her PowerArmor covers almost her whole body except for her face... and her crotch.
** Riruka Dokugamine, the other female Fullbringer, sneaks another one. She pretty much states that she's in love with Ichigo the first time she sees him. Her power? She can put things in her "dollhouse" if she grants them permission and she likes or loves it. And it can only be let out if she gets it wet...
*** And with a sneeze, to make matters worse. Several {{urban legend}}s associate sneezing with ejaculation and sex.
*** In a more subtle example, the belt she wears [[spoiler: after being given a power upgrade]] looks an ''awful'' lot like... [[http://img.mangastream.com/m/2/46195080/3a238ab8b66fc0a31c37e14ceee9028c.png a G-string or a thong worn over her skirt.]]
*** Another subtle example; in one panel, part of [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110511211057/bleach/en/images/thumb/7/74/Chapter447RirukaLoveGun.png/185px-Chapter447RirukaLoveGun.png Riruka's bare butt]] is exposed.
*** And in [[http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1k0thWsYN1rriybno1_500.jpg this shot]], it's clear that she's wearing another G-string (because it's confirmed she does wear underwear when [[AccidentalPervert Yukio]] complains the method she uses to kick open doors [[PantyShot shows her panties]]). Unless of course she decided to [[GoingCommando go commando]] today.
* It gets better. Tsukishima's power is [[spoiler: rewriting your memories and inserting himself into them -- as someone whom you dearly love.]] How does he use it? Via running you through with his katana. In few words, ''he penetrates you with his sword and is so good at it that soon you're fawning all over him''. Now, where the FUCK are the [[{{Netorare}} NTR]] doujinshi with this guy, damn it?
* Ginjou's Fullbring is [[{{BFS}} a huge broadsword]]. Which he uses to [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impale Ichigo through the stomach]] during the TrainingFromHell. While taunting Ichigo as well. Hm...
** The chapter after that, Orihime wakes up in the "mini house" that Yukio prepared for her. What does she have for breakfast? A hot dog. [[EroticEating And there's quite the focus on her face and mouth]] [[http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/452/4 as she gets ready to eat it]]. For worse/better/whatever, [[http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/452 her pajamas have mushroom motifs.]]
* Szayel Aporro Gantz is an ''expert'' in this. How does he keep Mayuri's assistant and "daughter" Nemu in place? With CombatTentacles. How does he revive himself? Via forcing what's left of him down her mouth, invading the girl's innards and bursting out of her stomach, as she pleads for him to stop. That particular scene was so chock-full of rape imagery that it's a freaking '''wonder''' Shonen Jump was willing to publish it.
** Taken UpToEleven when we learn [[spoiler: that his Hollow hole is in his ''penis'']].
** How about up to twelve as it was followed up by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1BqVz7wu6M Mayuri's method of reviving Nemu]]?* Nothing was ever shown, but she starts ''moaning'' almost as soon as he starts healing her. The anime, ''especially'', did not help matters with Nemu ''screaming'' with pleasure.
--->[[BlatantLies "EVERYTHING I DO IS FAMILY FRIENDLY! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"]]
--> Or in the original:
---> [[HypocriticalHumor "YOU WERE MERELY THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS WHILE YOU WATCHED!"]]
* In the BeachEpisode, Isane is attacked by CombatTentacles. Later, she says "There's something... '''in my swimsuit'''!" Eeeeeeep, poor kid.
** The dub goes a bit farther with "Get that tentacle out of my swimsuit!"
** Rangiku, um, seems to quite enjoy [[EroticEating popsicles.]]
* When Nnoitra restrains Orihime to [[ForcedToWatch force her watch Tesla beating the shit outta Ichigo]], he sticks his fingers deep into her mouth to keep her quiet. While it's not well known in the West, sticking one's fingers up and into somebody else's mouth is a pretty common kink in Japanese porn (and often seen in hentai). Any doubts about Nnoitra being a MemeticMolester were left behind at that point.
** Not to mention that he calls her "pet-sama" (lady-pet)" or "my pet" literally every time he speaks to or even mentions her. He even admits to Ulquiorra that he wants to rape her, and Ulquiorra (who, mind you, is a merciless ManipulativeBastard) [[EvenEvilHasStandards is all "... the fuck?!" at that.]]
** In the anime, however, the above mouth incident with Orihime was replaced with Nnoitra [[PuttingAHandOverHisMouth covering her mouth with his hand]]. [[{{Bowdlerize}} Whoops, it looks like Studio Pierrot caught on.]]
* The fourth movie has a five second long shot of Rukia naked and in chains, with the objectionable parts being covered with lava. She gets a white robe a second later, but it's still impossible to miss.
* During Zaraki's fight with [[spoiler:Unohana]], he mentally admits that fighting [[CombatSadomasochist gives him]] [[OrgasmicCombat a hard-on]]. He does this [[BiTheWay with men and women alike]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence who give him a good fight.]] In fact, the entire fight [[FoeYay reeks of of sex symbolized through battle.]]
* Chapter 519: [[spoiler: Tenjirou tosses Rukia, Byakuya and Renji in his {{Healing Spring}}s to cure their ''massive'' injuries.]] As a result, Rukia is floating on her stomach in the water -- and the only parts of her body we clearly see are the back of her head... and her naked ass.
** Tenjirou even asks Ichigo if seeing her naked puts him in the mood for "[[UnusualEuphemism peaches]]".
* In chapter 534, [[spoiler: Ryuuken Ishida]] believes [[spoiler: Kanae Katagiri]] has betrayed his trust, and he confronts her about it -- [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything by pinning her to a wall by her wrists so she won't run away]], while she looks at him with wide eyes. It's a tense moment for certain... but given the ShipTease between [[spoiler: Ryuuken and Kanae]], it's also more than a little suggestive.
* 533: [[spoiler: Masaki]] talks about [[spoiler: [[KissingCousins her cousin and arranged boyfriend]] Ryuuken]] with [[GirlPosse her school friends]]. A girl named Shiho is ''totally'' crushing on [[TallDarkAndHandsome him]]... [[AllWomenareLustful and openly declares]] [[UnusualEuphemism "I'd ride his joystick!"]]. Whoa there, girl.
** Made even more zany by her saying she would even [[IncestIsRelative if she]] [[BrotherSisterIncest was related]] [[KissingCousins to him.]]
* Chapter 535: [[spoiler: Masaki]] [[OutOfClothesExperience is naked]] throughout the entire chapter, it's offscreen for the most part but towards the end we do get rather generous shots of her breasts (with BarbieDollAnatomy) and her bare ass.
** Chapter 536 continues where 535 left off and we get another shot of her breasts...this time with ''[[NippleAndDimed no censorship whatsoever]]''.
* Chapter 540 has the debut of Ouetsu Nimaiya's [[AmazonBrigade really cute assistants]]... and they announce themselves as "Nimaiya's Private Escort Team"... [[UnproblematicProstitution Classy]], Kubo.
* Chapter 544: [[DarkActionGirl Bambietta]] kills a Vandenreich soldier after [[DeathBySex seemingly having sex with him]]. She demands for a rather cute-looking rookie to come into her chambers by saying "I wanna do it NOW", the dude replies "it's a honor" and follows her eagerly, In the next scene, we see that he's [[ShirtlessScene shirtless]] as she [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness nonchalantly]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe bisects]] [[FanDisservice him]], ''then'' there's a close-up to her upper body as she fixes her clothes ([[HiddenBuxom and we see her boobs are bigger than we thought.]]) ''And'' in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it panel that follows, she's very obviously struggling to fix her panties without messing up her MagicSkirt while talking to [[GirlPosse her Vandereich gal-pals.]] When they chew her out for making a mess, she mentions they make a mess too.... since they don't kill their subordinates (that we know of)... [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything what exactly did she mean by "mess"...?]]
** In the same chapter, [[http://i999.mangapanda.com/bleach/544/bleach-4272081.jpg Orihime herself]] [[EroticEating munches on a phallic-looking potato]].
*** And she's [[http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/544/18 hilariously chased around]] by a [[HPLovecraft Chtulhu]] CaptainErsatz of sorts... Naughty Tentacles, anyone?
* Movie three has the antagonist, [[ClingyJealousGirl Homura]], with [[ClothingDamage her dress torn up]] after the ending battle... leaving a big hole in the back, [[VaporWear exposing part of her naked butt.]]
* In chapter 100 of the manga, Momo goes to Aizen's quarters to ask him for advice. [[http://www.mangapanda.com/94-554-10/bleach/chapter-100.html The notorious thing is how both of them wear their night clothes]]. (Further confirmed since Momo says she can't sleep ''and'' has her hair down, not to mention the scene before this one had her in her normal Soul Reaper robes.) Then, Aizen places the outer robe he's wearing on Momo before he calms her down, lets her in, and they have a nice talk... After this conversation, the next scene has [[http://www.mangapanda.com/94-554-13/bleach/chapter-100.html Momo sleeping *on a futon that seems to be Aizen's own bed*, while he leaves the room fully clad in his uniform]] - which can be '''very''' easily interpreted as [[IntimatePsychotherapy Aizen and Momo doing more than just talking that night.]] (And let's face it, [[MemeticMolester this IS Aizen]] ''and'' Momo [[SubordinateExcuse has a huge crush on him]].) It actually was {{bowdlerized}} in the anime, with Momo wearing her uniform through the whole scene and then shown sleeping on the ''tatami'' of Aizen's room while covered with his jacket-like robes.
* Back to [[http://mangafox.me/manga/bleach/v14/c119/16.html Chapter 119]], Orihime ''stripped'' two random Shinigamis (a man and a woman) to steal their uniforms so that she and Uryuu can disguise as Shinigami while infiltrating Seireitei. Both poor random Shinigamis are forced to lay down on a covered floor (making it resemble a mattress) while their (much likely) [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked bodies]] are covered with just ''one'' blanket shared for ''two'' of them. Couldn't it be more subtle?!
* Chapter 588: Yumichika accuses Giselle of supposedly being male, even saying that s/he reeks of semen! This can be easily read as Yumichika dropping a GenderReveal -- or as him off-handedly accusing Giselle [[ReallyGetsAround of sleeping around]]. The fact that ''neither'' accusation is immediately dispelled (the [[BerserkButton very pissed off]] Giselle [[spoiler: brings [[PeoplePuppets Bambietta's zombified corpse]] to the battlefield]] instead) makes one wonder...
** Exactly '''how''' familiar does Yumichika have to be with semen to recognize the scent at a glance that way? Either way, [[QueerAsTropes he may have just let]] ''[[QueerAsTropes something]]'' [[QueerAsTropes slip about himself]].
* In 589, Yoruichi returns to the action. Thing is, [[MissFanservice look at her clothes.]] She's wearing a short one-piece dress under a BadassCape, okay, but the black/white/grey of the pages make it look a LOT as if it was the same color of her skin. Therefore, one would think she's [[FullFrontalAssault naked under her cape]]... It's even more racy when she opens her cape to show some good she's bringing to the group, [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything but almost looks]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny like she's flashing everyone.]]
* In Chapter 590, Bambietta reveals she can still talk by spouting lines that would be more appropriate in a hentai work. This is even funnier considering Yumichika's accusation of Giselle being male. Raunchy jokes aplenty.
--> '''Bambietta:''' I... want it... Gigi's... I want it... I want it... Please... I can't resist... I can't resist, Gigi... I want it...\\
'''Giselle:''' Uhm yeah... ''[slaps Bambietta]'' You're so dirty! You really can't resist, can you, Bamby-chan? I'll reward you when everything's over.
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