->The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in the darkness and blind to the light, always pursuing vermin and never hunting noble game.
-->'''Henry Ward Beecher'''

->The scene's about the characters, and it's a nice scene, but I'm not here to accentuate what's nice.
-->'''D. R. [=McLeod=]''', Agony Booth recaps, ''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Hulk_2003.aspx Hulk (2003)]]''

->If my {{Psychonauts}} review taught me anything, it's that no one likes me when I'm being nice to a game. So let me quickly get the praise for BioShock out of the way first.
-->'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw''', ''ZeroPunctuation, BioShock''

->'''Amanda Honeydew''': Gosh, this place looks so tiny! I remember it was huge!
->'''Enid Nightshade''': It's quite small, actually.
->'''Jadu Wali''': Miniscule.
->'''Ruby Cherrytree''': Falling apart, most of it.
->'''Enid Nightshade''': There's only parts worth living in. You have to really squash up.
->'''Mr. Hallow''': Now girls, we're here to celebrate the castle's anniversary not exaggerate its shortcomings.
-->-'''"TheWorstWitch"'''-- ''Season 2, Episode 13-- "The Millennium Bug"''

->I think these are passages we can skim past. They're awful, of course, but awful in a pedestrian way. I'm more interested in the more ''instructively'' awful passages of this book.
-->-'''Fred Clarke''', on ''[[LeftBehind Tribulation Force]]''

->'''First Person''': These autumn leaves sure are nice.
->'''Cynic''': Yeah, 'cause they're ''dead''.

----
<<|QuotesWiki|>>