->''"More zippers, mule!"''
-->-- ''ComicStrip/Apartment3G'', as immortalized by Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon ''[[http://joshreads.com/?p=158 here]]''

->'''Jon:''' Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is. Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! ...Now where did I put my keys?\\
'''Garfield:''' ''This could take months!''
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''

->''"Who put all these zippers on our uniforms? I've got more flies than Alice Springs!"''
-->-- '''Captain Archer''', ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13109238 Farce Contact]]'', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic

->'''Pearl:''' I heard the designer that made our outfits graduated from here.\\
'''Marina:''' I wonder if she wrote her thesis on ridiculously large zippers.
-->--''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

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