->''"I don't go after other people's mothers, but my own was [[HypocriticalHumor quite enough to attack.]]"''

->''A whore, your mother was. Sensed [[UnusualEuphemism the Dark Side]] in her, I did.''
-->-- '''[[StarWars Yoda]]''', ''{{Penny Arcade}}''

->''Oh, yo mama fight!''
-->-- '''Darth Vader''', ''{{Robot Chicken}}''

-> You want to play the dozens,\\
Well, the dozens is a game,\\
But the way I fucked your mother\\
Was a God damn shame.
-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', in one of his earlier comedy albums.

->'''BLU Scout''': What are you, the president of his fan club?\\
'''BLU Spy''': No, that would be ''your mother!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2: [[SupplementalMaterial/TeamFortress2 Meet the Spy]]''

->'''Matt''': Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\\
'''Pat''': Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood ''

->''Your Mom has bad science.''
-->-- '''Doyle Blackwell''', ''TheSecretSaturdays''

->''Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!''
-->-- '''Reagan''', ''Film/TheExorcist''

->''Your mother is [[{{Hell}} down here]], Karras, with [[TheLegionsOfHell us]]. Would you like to leave a message? I'll make sure she gets it.''
-->-- '''Reagan''', ''Film/TheExorcist''

->''Something about... your maternal ancestor.''
-->-- '''Evil!Hoshi''' translates for a Tholian captive in ''[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise In a Mirror, Darkly]]''

->''Y'know, I'm ''glad'' now your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that...''
-->-- '''Emperor Doviculus''', ''BrutalLegend''

-> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?
-> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny
-> three years ago
-> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P
-> I've been doing your mom for literally years now
-->-- '''qdb.us'''

->'''Detective Lowe:''' You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right?\\
'''Detective Renee Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me.
-->-- ''ComicBook/GothamCentral''

-> '''Malfoy:''' And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house -- if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she?
-> '''Harry:''' ''(trying to hold Ron back)'' Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron --
-> '''Malfoy:''' Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture?
-> '''Harry:''' You know ''your'' mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face -- like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?
-> '''Malfoy:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter.]]
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''

-> '''Lucky:''' Your mothers had fleas! Your fathers were ''foxes''!
-> '''Dagger:''' (Starting to get angry) You little-!
-> '''Lucky:''' You were born in spoil-boxes! You taste so bad, the fleas spit ''you'' out! Your mothers were tailless! ''You hear me, mange breeders?'' Your fathers licked [[HoldYourHippogriffs sharpclaw]] spit!
-->-- ''Literature/{{Survivors}}''

-> Archie, the chair was old and rickety.
-> Old and rickety? You'd say a rotten thing like that about something that I hold dear? Do I ever say rotten things like that about the things that you hold dear? Did I ever call your mother old and rickety? Did I ever bust one of her legs?
-> But the springs was all loose.
-> So was your mother's.
-> And it was covered with beer stains.
-> So was your mother.
-> And the stuffin' was all comin' out.
-> You knew her better than me!
-->-- AllInTheFamily

-> '''Alex Trebek:''' This is the sound a doggie makes.\\
'''Sean Connery:''' "Moo".\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' That is incorrect.\\
'''Sean Connery:''' Well that's the sound your mother made last night!\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' Aw, come on now, that was totally unnecessary! We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff".\\
'''Sean Connery:''' "Rough", eh? Just the way your mother likes it!

-> '''Sean Connery:''' What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' What?\\
'''Sean Connery:''' One's a sick duck, and [[BaitAndSwitch I forget the rest but your mother's a whore]].

->'''Sean Connery:''' Knock knock.\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' Who's there?\\
'''Sean Connery:''' Me. The guy who slept with your mother last night.
-->-- '''Celebrity Jeopardy''', ''SaturdayNightLive''