->''"You wouldn't dare hurt me! You forget that I have... the glasses!"''
-->-- '''Milhouse Van Houten''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''King Candy''': You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? ''(Ralph takes the glasses off King Candy and uses them to hit him in the forehead)'' You hit a guy...[[AmbiguousSyntax with glasses]]. That's...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny that's well-played]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''