-> '''Ravirn''': If I tell you, there's absolutely no way you're going to believe me.
-> '''Eris''': I don't believe you.
-> '''Ravirn''': What did I just tell you?
-> '''Eris''': That I wouldn't believe you. But that's got nothing to do with my not believing you.
-> '''Ravirn''': I know that, because I know why you don't believe me.
-> '''Melchior''': ''(*facepalm*)'' I don't believe this.
-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Ravirn}} WebMage]]''

-> '''Rufus''': [[CatchPhrase You're not going to believe this]].
-->-- ''Series/SoRandom'', right before saying something that's completely ridiculous, but ultimately turns out to be true.

->''"You would not'' believe ''what I've been through tonight."''
-->--'''Mr. Potato Head''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''

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