-->''Because Youtube is where the poop is!''
-->-Opening quote

-->''"Mah boi-Will DIE! Koopa Football Players-Will DIE! The Triforce of Courage/Widsom-Will DIE! Squadala!-Will DIE! Kids-Will DIE! Your Parents-Will DIE! Mama Luigi-Will DIE! Your Teacher-Will DIE! Ganon-Will DIE...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!"''
-->-Various Characters/Ganon

-->''"Snoo'''ping as''' usual, I see!"''
-->-Dr. Robotnik

-->''"Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"''
-->-'''Mario''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEfX1FA5aQ "Alexander Graham Mario and His Dinocopter Escapades"]]

-->''"Ain't I a little dick, though?"''
-->-'''Characters/BugsBunny''', "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"

--> ''"If I ever captured your companion, I'd be [=FUCKing=] him right now"''
-->-'''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eftvwyK9qck Robotnik,]] [[MurderSheWrote She Wrote]]''

--> ''Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!''
--> ''NO!''
--> A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes.

--> ''"Be polite. Have a crap on everyone you meet."''
-->-The Sniper [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ynIHO0EFGc "Meet the Handheld Bullet Device"]]

-->''Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.''
-->-'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 ''Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids'']]

-->'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd:''' Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.\\
'''Mario:''' It's been one of those days...
-->''AVGN Meets [=YouTube=] Poop''

--> "Who lives in an '''[[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods Octorok]]''' under '''your face'''?\\
WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\
Absorbent and '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames evil]]''' and '''[[VictoryIsBoring boring]]''' is he!\\
WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\
If '''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Triforce]]''' of '''[[BigEater dinner]]''' be somethin' ye wish!\\
WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\
Then drop on '''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment the floors]]''' and '''[[IllKillYou DIE]]''' like a fish!\\
WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0zl4OvKwvM ''YTP - The King fails at musicals'']]

-->''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[LargeHam throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife touch the green button]]. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'' Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJ9E4na9A Scrooge McDuck's Gold Fetish]]''

-->"Aw do I have to die so soon?"
--> --'''Yoshi''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]

-->"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...[[TearJerker it sure is boring without you.]]"
-->-- '''Link''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]

-->"YouTubePoop - it's both good ''and'' bad!"
--> --[[TheBerenstainBears Mama Bear]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_eSMy9NJNU ''Papa Bears Goes to Manfeast'']]

-->"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], [[MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Lyrical Nanoha]], or [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] on there"
--> --YouTubePoop forums user The Red Mage on TvTropes

-->'''King Harkinian''': "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat [[{{Mondegreen}} ship]], then you can take mah boi to dinner."
-->'''Link''': "Great!"
-->'''King Harkinian''': "Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies."
--> '''Zelda''': "But father--"
--> --[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]

-->'''Eddy''': "A DICKIE?!"
--> --Most any YTP involving WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy

-->"Let's Shit!"
--> --'''Sonic''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnTBVMxhAVA Robotnik Farts]]

-->"DeviantArt is [[TakeThat fucking gay shit!]]"
--> --'''Dr Robotnik'''

--> '''Gannon:''' I will make your face ''die''!
--> '''Gwonam:''' My face...
--> '''Gannon:''' Your face...
--> '''Gwonam:''' ...will die.
--> '''Gannon:''' ...will ''die''!
--> '''Gwonam:''' ...[[OhCrap fuck!]]
--> '''Gannon:''' Die!
--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znM_CwLv9Dw Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos]]

-->"Stop this faggotry and I mean now!"
--> --'''Dr Robotnik''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASNv8KYGcQE Robotnik Wants to Be Uke]]

-->"I'm going to [[PedoHunt shag children]] all around the world, [[CrossesTheLineTwice and release SEMEN]]!"
--> --'''Dr. Rabbit is Rejected'''

--> '''[[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]]:''' [[MemeticMutation I'll take a potato chip...]]
--> '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Gwonam]]:''' There is no potato chips.
--> '''Light Yagami''': DAMN IT!!
--> -- '''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30N1iruh1Vg Playstation 3]]'''

--> "Touch my PINGAS!"
--> --'''Dr. Robotnik'''

--> "You'll never let go of your ass."
--> --'''[[KingdomHearts Sephiroth]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]]

--> "[[ShapedLikeItself "The best defense is a good defense"]]
--> --'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqBrsWoyPs Skipper]]'''

-->"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."
---> '''Robotnik Watches TV'''

--> '''Frollo:''' God have mercy on me...
--> '''God:''' AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!
--> -- Judge Frollo and "God", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5QI2xw3icY Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan]]

--> '''Sue:''' Hey, where's Blinky?
--> '''Clyde:''' Aah, he probably saw ''TheHills'' and took off!
--> -- ''PacMan Gets Belated on His Birthday''

--> '''[[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]]:''' But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?
--> '''Mufasa:''' Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And [[MindScrew Mufasa eat Mufasa]]. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa.
--> -- ''The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again''

-->'''Link:''' I just wonder what WebAnimation/KroboProductions is up to!
-->'''The King:''' Mah boi, WebAnimation/WalrusGuy is what all true warriors see on Website/YouTube!
-->'''Link:''' You can kiss my butt the king! He is {{Deepercutt}}'s boyfriend!
-->'''The King:''' You shitmonkey!
--> -- ''The King visits Metaleeto.com'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=]

-->'''Mario:''' Duke Onkled is one of those gays.
--> '''Luigi:''' "Well, maybe Duke Onkled will give us a picnic, if we... fuck him."
--> -- '''Mario'' and '''Luigi'', ''The King's Unreasonable Demands'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=]

--> It is written: only [[TrueLovesKiss a kiss]] can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.
--> -- '''Gwonam''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX3Rbqd6ir4 Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)]]''

-->'''George:''' Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!
-->'''Alan:''' You're gay?
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''George:''' Yes.
--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcmbqC5t_s George's Handsome Volcano Conkers]]

--> Grabs life by the conkers, and hydrates you 'till you say...[[VideoGame/SegaRally GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!]]
--> -- '''Mr. Volcano''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmugYzJwl9E Exploding Bats may result in GAME OVER YEAH!]]

--> I'll make them strong, and I'll smack [[YourMom yer ma']]!
--> -- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpjtbpt5tjI Robotnik Wants to Smack Yer Ma']]''

--> I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!
--> -- '''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHE3BAt_44A Hellfire in 5 seconds]]''

--> Global warming, [[PrecisionFStrike mothafucka]], you heard 'er!
--> -- '''Film/{{Dolemite}}''', ''{{Doug}}'s'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpeYVnIs_i4 Haircut causes global warming]]''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]''': You're... going to '''''LOVE MEEEE!'''''
-->'''Frollo''': No. I am not capable of loving ponies. Get out of my head!
-->'''Fluttershy''': NO!
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3r-Mbmzy8 My Little Wasted Life: Friendship is Full of Regrets]]''

-->''Am I glad that he's frozen in there, and that we're out here... and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here... and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?''
--> -- '''[[ScoobyDoo Shaggy]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUsURAj0y0 The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 3/6]]''

--> When you need foundation repair, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you need foundation repair]]... and you'd like to save a lot of money, right? And you'd like to suck a lot of cock, right? Then you should call HOH SIS.
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-8QspaBug No One Needs Foundation Repair]]''

--> We blame ''Creator/SonicTeam'' for this shit.
--> -- '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Elise]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ Youtube Poop: The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever]]''

-->'''[[{{Superjail}} Alice]]:''' How about we raise the stakes? Winner gets to savor my tenderloin.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]]:''' *screams*
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6KUi0N_EE The Copulatory Lives of Aquatic Animals]]''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]]:''' Wow. You're a real turkey.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' Friendddd....
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]]:''' What are you doing?
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' I have to touch you!
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBBKJFDs32Q Skidworm the Bad Neighbor]]''

--> Long ago, Egyptian kings played a terrible game, until a brave and powerful Pharaoh locked the magic away. ''(Box pops open, revealing VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006)'' Oh, fuck. Now, five years later, a boy named Yugi unlocks the secret of the [[Franchise/StarWars Millennium Falcon]]. Destiny has chosen him to save the world from ''Franchise/YuGiOh'' games, just as the brave Pharaoh did, five years ago.
--> -- '''Narrator''', ''[[http://youtu.be/kP_EGSOEGAE Youtube Poop: YooGee's Undying Love for Portable Consoles]]''`

-->''Youtube poop. Where there's smoke, there's vespene gas!''
-->-Opening quote

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Amon]]''': "Good morning republicans, this is YourMom. I am calling on [[BarackObama Obama]] to [[HarsherInHindsight shut down the government.]] It's time to stop worshiping niggers as if they were equal, or else there will be consquences."
-->-- [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lthpiHT7ggA Mako Explores his Sexuality]]

--> But every time she asks me "Do I look okay?", I say... CHANGE YOUR FACE!
--> -- '''Music/BrunoMars''', ''[[http://youtu.be/yiI4WlDRDTE [YTP] Pooping the Charts Vol. 1 - Taio Cruz, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Drake, Bruno Mars]]''

--> '''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank]]''': "He drags us halfway around the world so he can go to the sink and take a shower."
--> -- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqxeYCJ4ho King of the Hill "KOTH" Collaboration 3]]''

--> "For the LOVE of GOD, don't just quote ME, leave a more clever comment! And learn how to spell!"
--> -- '''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]]''' leaving a [[TheStinger stinger message]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo Get A Life]]

--> "This town ain't so bad. Good angels, lots of friends, [[TitleDrop numerous lemon sightings]]...
--> -- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]''', [[http://youtu.be/FOk1BWKBOas YouTube Poop - Numerous Lemon Sightings]]

--> '''Nardwaur''': "You have a record review of the FleetFoxes, it has like nine views!"
--> '''[[TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''': "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt too."
--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rdkNhyoHc Anthony Fantano Destroys his Career.]]

--> ''"Once upon a time, in the magical land part of YouTube, there were two regal YouTube poopers who created shit for their subscribers. To do this, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/AlarmCopter AlarmCopter]] used Pony Vegas to raise the sus at dawn. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ManMonocle Man Monocle]] used iMovie to create dick jokes."''
--> -- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3LO9HAt39s Pony is Pony: Crystal Empire State of Mind [Collab Entry] ]]''

--> ''"One day at a camp, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we were playing Don't Tell Your Mother]], [[AssShove and I had to get twenty thousand pickles in my butt.]]"''
--> -- '''Creator/MichaelRosen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy42P4gOi2E The Wawaw and Other Tales of Rosenry]]

--> ''"Boggle?"''
--> -- '''Hank Hill'''

--> '''Gwonam''': Ganon seized Koridai!
--> '''Link''': Great! I'll grab my stuff!
--> '''Gwonam''': There is no time. Your sword is enough!
--> '''Link''': You sure? I've got like five or six quests' worth of stuff in the back! I could-
--> '''Gwonam''': We do not have the time! Go get your sword!
--> '''Link''': But I've got eight pouches of bombs!
--> '''Gwonam''': All you need is your sword!
--> '''Link''': Can I just-
--> '''Gwonam''': You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! Now get on the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] carpet!
--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xi7CXtJ8w Alternate Endings]]

--> '''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Tenzin]]''': "When I was a boy, Firelord Zuko told me the story of how Avatar Aang heroically ended peace and harmony" *cue explosion plus scream*
--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDrK56jTnI [Avatar KORRA YTP] Avatar Korra's retarded day]]
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