->'''Kobold''': [[TropeNamer You no take candle!]]
->'''A player character''': Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!
-->-- A response to the Kobold's trademark line in ''WorldOfWarcraft'', from an RP server.

->'''{{Blackadder}}''': Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
->'''Young Crone''': That it be! That it be!
->'''Blackadder''': Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist.
-->-- ''{{Blackadder}} II'', "Bells"

->'''Vietnamese Hooker:''' Hey baby! You got girlfriend Vietnam?
->'''Joker:''' Not just this minute!
->'''Hooker:''' Well baby, me so horny! Me so horny, me love you long time.
-->-- ''FullMetalJacket''

->'''Gok:''' '''gok suggest crong let other orcs chase humans and dwarf.'''\\
'''Crong:''' '''crong agree. crong's heart not in chase anyway.'''\\
'''Mungu:''' '''mungu concur. mungu rather finish grammar lesson for today.'''\\
'''Crong:''' '''mmm. yes. crong hope to get to verb conjugation before end of week.'''\\
'''Gok:''' '''gok look forward to first-person pronouns.'''\\
'''Mungu:''' '''capital letters intrigue mungu.'''
-->-- ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0552.html Order of the Stick.]]''

->'''Silver''': WHAT DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS
-->-- ''JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal''
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