->'''Jack''': Who makes all these [swords]?\\
'''Will''': I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!\\
'''Jack''': You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl''

->'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
->'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
->'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

->''"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."''
-->-- '''Many, ''[[RunningGag many]]'' people''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."''
-->-- '''Schulz''', ''[[Series/HogansHeroes Duel of Honor]]''

->''"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."''
-->-- '''Rhett Butler''', ''Film/GoneWithTheWind''

->''"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."''
-->-- '''Kyon''', ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''

->''"I really didn't come here looking to fight you... but if it's some [[UnusualEuphemism one-on-one]] you want, I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."''
-->--'''Maeda Keiji''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' anime

->''"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."''
-->-- '''Lara Raith''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles White Night]]''

->'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[DeadpanSnarker He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker your]]'' [[DoubleEntendre sticking place.]]
->'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SassyGayFriend: Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''

->'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I donít see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
->'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!
-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''

->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding {{WW2}}.''
-->--'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1975 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG]]'''

->''"Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait."''
->''[{{Beat}}]''
->''"Good. Welcome back."''
--> -- ''[[Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks Ahzirr Traajijazeri]]''

->'''Iroh''': There are a lot of pretty girls here, Zuko. You could settle down here, and you could have a blessed life. You don't have to continue this, Zuko.
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
-->-- ''Film/TheLastAirbender''

->''"On the other hand, maybe [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot all of this could have been avoided]] if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving [[UnusualEuphemism Treasure Type O]] regularly."''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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