->'''Jason:''' I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct jPad]] would literally smash the iPad.\\
'''Andy:''' You misused the word "literally".\\
'''Jason:''' Did I?\\
'''Andy:''' [[SubvertedTrope Why is there a rock taped to the back?]]

->''Some words I simply despair of ever hearing people use correctly. I just shrug when an airline pilot announces we're flying over the "Sierra Nevada Mountains." In the winter, if you're lucky, he may even say you're flying over the "snowy [[ShapedLikeItself Sierra Nevada]] Mountains" (get a Spanish dictionary). So if you want to use “prodigal” to mean “wandering” instead of “wasteful," I can’t stop you. Have your steak “with au jus,” and go ahead and have a slice of pie “with a la mode” while you’re at it, and a cup of coffee “with au lait.” Have a side order of chili "with con carne" if you're really hungry. If you think “apropos” means “appropriate,” go right ahead. If you want to take a hike in the woods and “orientate” yourself on a map, knock yourself out. [[SarcasmMode Ilitterissy roolz!]]''
-->--'''Steven Dutch''', ''[[http://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/Agnostic.HTM What's an Agnostic?]]''