[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''[[spoiler: Zeref]]:''' Mard Geer, you did well. You were just about to revive [[UltimateEvil E.N.D.]] [[DeadlyEuphemism You can sleep now]].\\
'''[[ArcVillain Mard Geer]]:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Mard Geer]] can... realize... what you wish...\\
'''[[spoiler: Zeref]]:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner You can't]].
-->-- ''Manga/FairyTail''

->How regrettable. How '''very''' regrettable, Inspector Akane Tsunemori. You disappointed me. So I have to give you a punishment. Regret your helplessness and feel despair.
-->-- '''Shogo Makishima''', ''Anime/PsychoPass''

->You allowed Sailor Moon, the Sailor Guardians, ''and'' the Rabbit [[note]] In case you're wondering, that's what the Black Moon clan calls Chibi-Usa [[/note]] to escape. And now you want ''me'' to save ''you''? You're a truly pathetic specimen. Our glorious clan really has no use for an incompetent man who has failed in his mission. Do us all a favor and vanish with this ship. (mockingly laughs as she teleports away, leaving Crimson Rubeus to die on his exploding ship)
-->-- '''Green Esmeraude''', ''Manga/SailorMoon R'' Episode 74

->You will leave for New York immediate to take care of Cammy and Vega, if he's not dead already. He'll soon learn that Shadowlaw does not forgive mistakes.
-->-- '''M. Bison''', ''Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie''


[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''General''': I beg you, my lord! I will bring her back!\\
'''Darkhell''': [[FalseReassurance I sometimes happen to give a second chance]]...\\
'''General''': T-Thanks, master...\\
'''Darkhell''': ...[[ExactWords Never a third one]]. (''let him fall to his death'')
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/LesLegendaires Les Légendaires: Origines]]''

->'''[[DarkMistress Dark Jadina]]''': Lo-Lord Anathos... I didn't succeed... forgive me...\\
'''[[GodOfEvil Anathos]]''': Don't worry, my love. [[PreMortemOneLiner I forgive you]]. (''[[YourHeadASplode blows her head off]]'')


[[folder:Fan Works]]

->"The Crawling Chaos will devour you all!" The King shouted. "The Outer Gods cannot be mocked! I have gazed upon the Throne of Azathoth! I have..."\\
"You have failed. And the Herald of the Outer Gods has no patience for those who fail him."
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry That makes me angry.]] And when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people ''DIE!''
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->'''HYDRA Officer''': I'm sorry, Herr Schmidt. We fought to the last man!\\
'''Red Skull''': [[PreMortemOneLiner Evidently not.]]
-->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

->'''Yazneg:''' The Dwarves, master... we lost them. Ambushed by Elvish filth, we were-\\
'''Azog:''' I don't want excuses. I want the head of the Dwarf King!\\
'''Yazneg:''' We were outnumbered... there was nothing we could do. I barely escaped with my life.\\
'''Azog:''' Far better you had paid with it. (''[[FedToTheBeast throws Yazneg to the wargs]]'')
-->-- ''Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney''

->This organization does not tolerate failure.
-->-- '''Ernst Stavro Blofeld''', ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''

->'''The Operative:''' You know, in [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire certain older civilized cultures]], when men failed as entirely as you have, they would [[{{Seppuku}} throw themselves on their swords]].\\
'''Dr. Mathias:''' Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword.\\
(''The Operative produces one'')\\
'''Dr. Mathias:''' ...I would put that down right now if I were you.\\
'''The Operative:''' Would you be killed in your sleep, like an ailing pet?
-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->I don't blame you. I blame myself. It's been apparent to me for some time that you had succumbed to your feelings for him, and this isn't the first occasion that Mr. Holmes has inconvenienced me in recent months. The question is, what to do about it? But that's my problem to solve now. [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness I no longer require your services.]]
-->-- '''Professor James Moriarty''', ''Film/SherlockHolmesAGameOfShadows''

->'''Darth Vader:''' What is it, General?\\
'''General Veers:''' My lord, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Comscan has detected an energy field protecting the sixth planet of the Hoth System. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.\\
'''Vader:''' The rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.\\
'''Veers:''' H-he felt ''surprise'' was wiser--\\
'''Vader:''' He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.\\
'''Veers:''' Yes, my lord. (''bows, and leaves the room while Vader turns on a viewscreen'')\\
'''Admiral Ozzel:''' (''on screen'') Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to -- [[PsychicStrangle ack!]]\\
'''Vader:''' [[TropeNamers You have failed me]] for the ''last time'', Admiral. (''to Piett'') Captain Piett.\\
'''Captain Piett:''' (''trying not to look at his choking superior'') Yes, my lord?\\
'''Vader:''' Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off the system. {{You are in command now}}, ''[[FieldPromotion Admiral]]'' Piett.\\
''(Ozzel collapses'')\\
'''Captain-Now-Admiral Piett:''' Thank you, Lord Vader. (''gulp'')
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->[[BondOneLiner Apology accepted, Captain Needa.]]
-->-- '''Darth Vader''', ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''



->"I am being generous," [said Belisarius] "The Emperor may forgive the idiots if he decides they are just being stupid."\\
Mention of the Emperor caused all three of the Chiliarchs to draw back a bit.
-->-- ''[[Literature/BelisariusSeries An Oblique Approach]]''

->The Revolutionary Government gives you this chance of redeeming your failure, but this one only; if you fail again, your outraged country will know neither pardon nor mercy. Whether you return to France or remain in England, whether you travel North, South, East or West, cross the oceans, or traverse the Alps, the hand of an avenging People will be upon you. Your second failure will be punished by death, wherever you may be, either by the guillotine, if you are in France, or if you seek refuge elsewhere, then by the hand of an assassin. Look to it, Citizen Chauvelin! For there will be no escape this time, not even if the mightiest tyrant on earth tried to protect you, not even if you succeed in building up an empire and placing yourself upon a throne.
-->-- '''[[BigBad Robespierre]],''' ''[[Literature/TheScarletPimpernel The Elusive Pimpernel]]''

->A number of Cetagandan senior officers have been recalled to their capital, to explain their "unauthorized adventure" to their emperor. Their apologies are expected to be fatal.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Cryoburn}}''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Adam:''' You failed.\\
'''Spike:''' [[NeverMyFault Well, hey, you're supposed to be so smart... you let me plan this thing.]] Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who-
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Primeval"

->'''Mick''': [[StupidCrooks You idiot!]] We're in the clear!\\
'''[[ReplacementGoldfish Snart's Replacement]]''': He was going after us.\\
'''Mick''': On foot! You [[CopKiller shot him]] and wasted ammo.\\
'''Snart's Replacement''': Cops are comin'. You wanna yell at me some more or should we ''both'' get out of here?\\
'''Mick''': Neither. (''kills the idiot'')
-->-- ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'', "[[Recap/LegendsOfTomorrowS1E16Legendary Legendary]]"

->'''Rita''': I will not fail again!\\
'''Lord Zedd''': QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants. You were defeated by [[RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude children!]] You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!\\
'''Goldar''': I have always said that, my lord.
-->-- ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''

->'''Grizzaka''': Only three Crystal Eyes?! Keep looking!\\
'''Jellica''': But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars-\\
'''Grizzaka''': I know what tonight is!\\
'''Dai Shi''': (''enters throne room alongside Camille'') Go ahead. Destroy Jellica. That's always been your problem, Grizzaka. You destroy what you cannot have. I'm here to take back my throne before you destroy that, too.\\
'''Grizzaka''': You DARE to lecture ME?! Your incompetence cost us the great Beast War!
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersJungleFury''

->You returned with nothing. Therefore, you shall be nothing. (''{{Beat}}'') I need another.
-->-- '''Emperor Grumm''', ''Series/PowerRangersSPD''

->I wanna turn this little mistake into a big, fat teachable moment. Will you help me with that?
-->-- '''Dick Roman''', ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'', "How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters"


[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->[[DisneyVillainDeath The fall]] will give you time to think on your failure.
-->-- '''Greven il-Vec''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=27251 "Diabolic Edict"]]

->Only a single recorded instance exists of someone failing to fulfill [Anne of Lilies'] demands. The man in question was found in his office in broad daylight, covered in beautiful lilies that had apparently [[BodyHorror sprung from deep]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath within his body]]. The office smelled of clean, fresh earth and the sweet lilies. Those who found the man [[EmotionControl felt happy and relaxed at the sight]]; [[MoodDissonance some even took the time to smell the flowers]]. Only after they left the area were they struck by the horror of what they had witnessed.
-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire - Companion]]''

->[[PointyHairedBoss Waits]] himself was quickly replaced and nobody's ever heard anything about "[[FatBastard the Big Pig]]" since. A particularly nasty rumor among [[EvilCorp Pentex]] employees "in the know" is that Waits had a... [[ImAHumanitarian prominent place]] in the celebratory luau that Riegel held shortly after the takeover.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Subsidiaries: A Guide To Pentex''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->I despise incompetence.
-->-- '''{{Satan}}''' after [[OffingTheOffspring killing his son]] in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaLordsOfShadow2''

->'''[[BadassPreacher Eliphas the Inheritor]]''': They reject the [[ReligionOfEvil Word of Chaos]], my lord. [[NeverMyFault The faithful here are not strong enough...]]\\
'''[[TheLegionsOfHell Daemon Prince]]''': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Even Evil Has Standards It is a poor shepherd who blames his flock, Apostle. ]]
This failure is yours and ''yours'' alone!]]\\
'''Eliphas''': No! I will not go back to the [[FireAndBrimstoneHell Basilica of Torments]] again!\\
'''Daemon''': [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[False Reassurance Fear not, Apostle. The Basilica is reserved for those who may redeem themselves... ]]
'''Eliphas''': [[OhCrap No...]] [[BigNo NO!]]\\
'''Daemon''': [[/folder]]

[[folder: ''You'' will have no such chance... ]]

-->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar: Dark Crusade'' [[spoiler:Although [[EvilOverlord Abbadon]] had a [[ResurrectedForAJob different mindset]]]]

->On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!\\
If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!
-->-- '''Imperial Guard {{Commissar}}''' using Execute, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->Emperor, forgive me... [[InvertedTrope for I have failed you.]]
-->-- '''Imperial Guard {{Commissar}}''' [[LosingTheTeamSpirit when broken]], ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->'''Nuncio:''' No-one fails the Crows and lives!\\
'''Zevran:''' Ah, poor, stupid Nuncio. The Crows do like that saying, but I am living proof it's a lie.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''Drakath''': My lord Sepulchure, I have returned with the White Dragon Box as you demanded. The priests at the Temple of the Four Winds were no match for your undead soldiers under my command. Please, grant me the power of the Necrotic Blade of Doom as you promised.\\
'''Sepulchure''': Prince Drakath, you are a FOOL!\\
'''Drakath''': My... my lord?\\
'''Sepulchure''': Our agreement was BOTH dragon Boxes! Black AND White! I only see the White Dragon Box before me.\\
'''Drakath''': There were... complications... with the Black Dragon Box. If you would simply grant me to power I'm certain that I could...\\
'''Sepulchure''': I think, perhaps, that you are still focusing too much on your energy taking on King Alteon's throne...\\
'''Drakath''': My throne! The royal seat is mine by birthright!\\
'''Sepulchure''': BE SILENT! As I have promised, bring me BOTH boxes and the power... and the throne... will be yours. Do not interrupt me... or return here without both dragon boxes... ever again. Do not fail me a second time, Prince Drakath.\\
'''Drakath''': Yes... my lord.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{DragonFable}}''

->Gilgamesh! You worthless fool! For your continued bungling, I banish you from this dimension!
-->-- '''[[BigBad Exdeath]]''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''

->'''Yokian Fleet Commander''': This is not the correct human boy, you idiots! Does he look like this?\\
'''Yokian Lieutenant''': We're sorry, sir. All of the humans look alike to us.\\
'''Yokian Fleet Commander''': [[RejectedApology Sorry is not good enough.]] You have failed me for the last time, lieutenant!
-->-- ''VideoGame/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius''

->Pitiful, Taranza... I have no use for a fool who cannot follow orders.
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Queen Sectonia''']], ''VideoGame/KirbyTripleDeluxe''


[[folder: You have failed. We will find another way. [[Villain Override Releasing ]]
[[InvertedTrope control]]]].
-->-- '''Harbinger''' to the Collector General, ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Grodus''': You blew it again, Lord Crump. You sicken me.\\
'''Lord Crump''': Look, I'm sorry. Seriously. We thought... We thought we had the guy cornered, but...\\
'''Grodus''': Stop talking, Lord Crump. You just stand by until my next order. And, Lord Crump? Think of this as your last chance. Understand?\\
'''Lord Crump''': Roger that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

->'''Starscream:''' Stratosphere's shipment was but one of many to the humans. I had the foresight to salvage a piece of the [=MechTech=] for study. From this, we can develop countermeasures, perhaps even use this technology against the Autobots.\\
'''Megatron:''' [[TranquilFury Starscream...!]] You IMBECILE! [[DidNotThinkThisThrough The Autobots are sure to have implemented a tracking system in their MechTech!]] [[NiceJobFixingItVillain YOU HAVE LED THEM STRAIGHT TO ME!!!]]\\
'''Starscream:''' But... Megatron...\\
'''Megatron:''' [[FalseReassurance At least your life won't have been a total waste]] -- I will enjoy [[LifeDrain draining your Energon]] to replenish ''my own!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon''

->'''[[BigBad Megatron]]''': [[HumongousMecha Trypticon]], if you can hear me, understand this is ''not'' a rescue mission. Despite your great power you failed to destroy the Autobots. You failed ''me''. Henceforth, your chassis will be altered and redesigned to ''my'' specifications.\\
'''[[EvilGenius Soundwave]]''': Megatron, in his damaged state, [[ModeLock Trypticon's alternate form will become permanent]].\\
'''Megatron''': All the better. Soundwave, initiate the [[LivingShip Nemesis Protocol]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''



->'''Admiral Motti:''' We've had to replace half our workforce in [the last six years]!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' The half who failed me.\\
'''Motti:''' Look, [[DeconstructedTrope staff competence will never improve]] [[VillainousDemotivator as long as you keep killing people for making mistakes]]. This Moon could have been running ten years ago if I'd been- (''force choked!'')\\
'''Vader:''' Hmm. Good point. I could just choke ''all'' of the incompetents ''half'' to death. Thank you ever so much. I'll send out a memo.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

->'''Snowtrooper:''' Sorry, sir. They got away.\\
'''Darth Vader:''' I shall lead the pursuit. All ground personnel shall remain here to man our new base. Congratulations.\\
'''Snowtrooper:''' Oh, thank you, sir. What shall we call it?\\
'''Vader:''' "Orbital Bombardment Practice Range Omega".
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''[[BattleButler Seneschal]]''': Master, [[TheHero the boy, Raiden]], summoned me to gain access to the ship.\\
'''[[BigBad Choten]]''': Well, I guess that makes you a bit of a... liability. (''summons a shark-like creature to eat him'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KaijudoRiseOfTheDuelMasters''

->'''Aku:''' You have failed me, Demongo...\\
'''Demongo:''' No, Master! Please forgive me!\\
'''Aku:''' Hmmm... (''crushes Demongo'') No.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->'''[[EvilGenius Stockman]]''': The Mousers will be ready when I decide they're ready. My first field test was-\\
'''[[BigBad Shredder]]''': Was a complete failure. I do not tolerate failure.\\
'''Stockman''': Which is why you'd make a lousy scientist.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''

->'''The Hood''': It's not that I ''can't'' help you...\\
'''Imposter Janus''': Hood!\\
'''The Hood''': I simply believe it's bad policy to reward incompetence.\\
'''Imposter Janus''': But... I did as you asked.\\
'''The Hood''': Oh, really? You disrupted the Global Defence Force from within, dismantled International Rescue, and then delivered all of their vehicles, as well as their island base, to me?\\
'''Imposter Janus''': I saw an opportunity to grab Thunderbird 2, and I took it!\\
'''The Hood''': And how has that worked out for you?\\
'''Imposter Janus''': The Colonel will cut me a deal! If you leave me here, I'll talk!\\
'''The Hood''': And ''if'' she frees you, [[YouCanRunButYouCantHide do you really believe there's any place you can hide that's beyond my reach]]? Think about it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThunderbirdsAreGo''

->'''Keller:''' To serve Clu is a privilege. I won't let you down again, sir. I won't...\\
'''Tesler:''' I know you won't. (''powers up gloves'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TronUprising''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->''Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral [=Pour Encourager Les Autres=].''\\
([[UsefulNotes/{{London}} In this country]], it is a good idea to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.)
-->-- '''Creator/{{Voltaire}}''', on the execution of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Byng John Byng]] for "failure to do his utmost" to defend Minorca.