->''If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!''\\
-- '''The Ninja''', ''WebVideo/AskANinja: Ninternships''

->"My talents go beyond asking if he wants chocolate chip or oatmeal."
-->-- '''Ivy''', ''{{Series/Dollhouse}}''

->'''Doctor:''' Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?\\
'''Clara:''' Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.\\
'''Doctor:''' Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.\\
'''Clara:''' My very next suggestion.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Last Christmas"

->'''Gabe:''' Myra, Marshall, I may need your help for this.\\
'''Hank:''' What about us?\\
'''Gabe:''' Henry, I would like you to guard the mouth of this cave with that shotgun of yours.\\
'''Hank:''' You can count on me!\\
'''Eustace:''' And me?\\
'''Gabe:''' You... ''*[[{{beat}} thinks for a moment]]*'' ...can hold my coat.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''