->''"[[LampshadeHanging There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''
-->-- '''Joe''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->''"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Joseph Stalin}}''' [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]

->'''Director:''' I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force.\\
'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?\\
'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door.\\
'''Chet:''' Aw, fuck!
-->-- ''Machinima/TheLeetWorld''

->'''[[NoNameGiven Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?\\
'''Man''': NO.\\
'''Green-haired girl''': Why not?\\
'''Man''': Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.\\
'''Green-haired girl''': minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.\\
'''Man''': Why are you telling her for? [[TemptingFate Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me?]] You and what army, kid?\\
''[minus makes an army appear with [[RealityWarper her powers]]. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]''\\
'''minus''': hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA\\
'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.\\
'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!\\
'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{minus}}'', strip 98 (pictured on the main page)

->'''EvilChancellor:''' Seize the rebels!\\
'''[[WorldsStrongestMan Jack Rakan]]:''' You really think you've got the forces for that?\\
'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? {{You fool}}. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...\\
''[Ala Rubra powers up]''\\
'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''*cracks knuckles*''\\
'''Chancellor:''' [[OhCrap Wh... What?!]]\\
''[Ala Rubra starts small-scale war]''
-->-- '''''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'''''

->'''Chris''': Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.\\
'''Peter''': Oh yeah? Him and what army?\\
'''Chris''': The U.S. Army.\\
'''Peter:''': Oh. That's a good army.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Angelica:''' You and what army?\\
'''Suzie:''' ''[raises her arm]'' Me and THIS arm-y!
--> ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''

->'''Messenger:''' He's marching south.\\
'''[=NiVom=]:''' Into Hypatia? He and what army?\\
'''Messenger:''' That's just it, my Tyr. Ours.
-->-- ''Literature/AgeOfFire''

->'''Ben''': Oh yeah? You and what army?\\
'''Caster''': ''[chuckling]'' Why, this one. ''[[[SummonMagic summons]] [[{{Necromancer}} her skeleton minions]]]''\\
'''Ben''': [[LampshadeHanging I really have to stop]] [[TemptingFate jinxing myself]].
-->-- ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->'''Bully''': You and what army?\\
'''Daniel''': Who needs an army?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheKarateKid''

->'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Th]][[Film/{{Thor}} or]]:''' IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Ultron}}:''' ''This'' is the best I can do.\\
''[hundreds of Ultron drones swarm the Avengers]''\\
'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve]] [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Rogers]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging You had]] [[YouJustHadToSayIt to ask...]]
-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

->'''Locus''': Surrender now and I promise to only kill the mercenary.\\
'''Grif''': You and what army?\\
'''Locus''': ''[as Fed soldiers uncloak behind him]'' The Federal Army of Chrous.\\
'''Grif''': [[LampshadeHanging Well, I guess I walked right into that one.]]
-->-- ''[[Machinima/RedVsBlue Red Vs Blue]] Season 11, Episode 17 Ready...Aim...''