->'''Mr Carlson''': Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]!\\
'''Marley''': Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies.
-->-- ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''

->''Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens\\
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens\\
Even though the prospect sickens\\
Brother here we go again!''
-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "A Christmas Carol", ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer''

->''"''[Groan]'' We're not doing the Christmas Carol, are we? I mean ''come on''! Everyone and their dogs has done this already! I don't wanna do this! This is the ''lazy'' stuff to do when you're out of ideas for reviews!"''
-->-- '''Creator/{{EZ Rider}}'''

->''"Any long-running successful show that ''doesn't'' in some way have a go at Charles Dickens's ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'' is doing something wrong."''
-->-- '''Jem Roberts''', ''The [[Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue Clue]] Bible''

->'''Doctor:''' It's impossible! I've got to get a very bad man to suddenly decide to just turn nice in time for Christmas day.\\
'''Amy:''' ''[on radio]'' Doctor, I can't hear you. What is that? Is it singing?\\
'''Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.\\
'''Amy:''' A what?\\
'''Doctor:''' [[OverlyLongGag A Christmas carol.]]\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''Doctor:''' ''[realizing]'' [[EurekaMoment It's A Christmas Carol!]]
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' 2010 Christmas Special

->''I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past''
->''And all the folks that you've harassed,''
->''They're glad that I am here at last''
->'''Cause, Mister CEO'',
->''It's movie time, relax and see''
->''As we climb up your family tree''
->''And we'll see how you used to be''
->''Many years ago''
-->--'''Wakko Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "A Christmas Plotz''