->'''Mr Carlson''': Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]!\\
'''Marley''': Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies.

->''Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens\\
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens\\
Even though the prospect sickens\\
Brother here we go again!''

->"''{Groan} We're not doing the Christmas Carol, are we? I mean ''come on''! Everyone and their dogs has done this already! I don't wanna do this! This is the ''lazy'' stuff to do when you're out of ideas for reviews!''"
-->-- '''Creator/{{EZ Rider}}'''

->''Any long-running successful show that ''doesn't'' in some way have a go at Charles Dickens's ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'' is doing something wrong.''
-->-- Jem Roberts, ''The [[Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue Clue]] Bible''