->''"I kissed a boy and they liked it/ Got all the honeys in the club excited"''
-->-- "I Kissed a Boy" by Cobra Starship

->''"Everything I know about sex, I learned from Yaoi fanfiction."''
-->-- '''Avatar''' - glittergraphics.com

->''I wanna see you boys get down with each other''\\
''I wanna see you do your lil nasty brother''\\
''Just one thing i can't compromise''\\
''I wanna see you work it guy on guy''
-->-- '''Peaches''' "Two Guys for Every Girl"

->'''''KARISAWA-SAN!''' It's all because of people like Karisawa-san who [[EveryoneIsGay pair guys up every time they see two guys]] [[FoeYay fight or]] [[HoYay become friends!]] You're the reason so many animes are trolled and called [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys fujoshi-pandering shit just because they've got more male characters than female ones]]! Serious reflection! I demand some serious reflection on your part!''
-->--'''Walker''', ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

->''There's no such thing as a girl who hates queers!''
-->--'''Ohno''', ''{{Genshiken}}''

->''([[VideoGame/BlazBlue Tsubaki]] wanders near the doujin stall)''
->'''Tsubaki''': Hey, what are these?
->''(Tsubaki picks up a doujin... it happens to be [[VisualNovel/LamentoBeyondTheVoid Rai/Konoe]]. As she flips through, she blushes and gets a {{nosebleed}}.)''
->'''Tsubaki''': ... That was actually kinda kinky. ''I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?''

->''Bi guyz r sooo sexah!!!111''
-->-- '''Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way''', ''MyImmortal''