-> ''"Well, stranger things have happened, but I think only about six ever."''
-->-- '''David Mitchell''', on Omid Djalili's claim that he's launching his own range of condiments, including Omid Djalili Picalili

-> ''"We'd like to thank the creators of "Call My Bluff", for not suing us..."''
-->-- '''Lee Mack''', accepting the show's award for "Best Panel Show" at the British Comedy Awards

-> ''"The problem we have here is that not all of you are telling the truth."''
-->-- '''Jack Dee''' in the "This Is My..." round of series 9, episode 7

->'''David Mitchell:''' There's a bucket of [frogspawn] that I initially got from my parent's pond.\\
'''Lee Mack:''' A whole bucket full of frogspawn?\\
'''David Mitchell:''' A whole bucket full of frogspawn.\\
'''Lee Mack:''' No you didn't!\\
'''David Mitchell:''' Yes, I did... ''or did I?!''
-->-- Series 8, episode 8, in which the show is pretty much summed up.

->'''Rob Brydon:''' What about you though, David?\\
'''David Mitchell:''' What I think... what I always think, is it could be either. Because of course it sounds unlikely, but at the same time, that's exactly the kind of true thing they would pick. If he just said, 'At Christmas, we would have mince pies', then you go, 'Well, that sounds true. Yes, true.' What a merry show that would be. But no, they've got to pick something that's either a lie or a true thing that might as well be a lie because it's so unlikely. And it's finding that distinction that apparently is the point of this section of my life.
-->-- Series 11, Christmas Special in which David Mitchell gives perhaps the best summary of this show ''ever''.

-> ''Get to the point is not an exhortation you can fairly make during a parlor game! There is no point! This is a pointless exercise! We are whiling away our finite time before the grave.''
-->-- '''David Mitchell''', Series 8, Episode 2
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