->'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]:''' Speaking of children: Why do you hate children so much?\\
'''[[{{Franchise/Ultima}} Richard Garriott]]''': I love children! I don't know why you think I have this thing for children--\\
'''Spoony''': You love '''dead''' and '''dismembered''' children.\\
'''Richard Garriott''': I do love dead and dismembered children also.
-->-- "[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2013/11/26/britannia-burns-richard-garriott-interview-part-2/ Britannia Burns: Richard Garriott Interview]]"

->''"I want to clear something up with you Tony, before I kill you. When you move 400 kilos a month, it's imperative that you '''do''' kill children. That way, heroes don't get confused and go on 60 Minutes. They instead crawl back into the hole they came from".''
-->--'''Alejandro "Alex" Sosa''', from ''VideoGame/ScarfaceTheWorldIsYours''

->"''Youíll want your child, I expect. Iíll send him to you when heís born. With a trebuchet.''"
-->-- '''Jaime Lannister''', from ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"Remember the bad guys, on those [[SaturdayMorningCartoon shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings]]? Well,'' [[{{Mooks}} these guys]] ''are'' [[DeconstructedTrope not ''like those guys]]''. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. [[WhamLine They. Will. Kill You]]. If they get the chance. Do'' NOT ''give them that chance."''
-->-- '''Helen''' to Violet and Dash [[note]][[ReconstructedTrope Don't worry]]; [[BadassAdorable the kids can more than handle themselves]][[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->The thing I hate about pedophiles is that they [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil give other child killers a bad name]]. Like there's no other reason to kill a kid. I mean, what if he [[DisproportionateRetribution looked at you wrong]]? That's why if I ever have to kill a kid, I'm doing it from a safe distance with a sniper rifle. [[EvenEvilHasStandards That way people will know I'm not some kind of sicko]].
-->-- '''[[BlackComedy Comedian]] John Steinberg'''

->Fourth Hokage... Minato. Back away from the jinchuuriki or your son dies at the ripe old age of ''one minute''.
-->-- '''Tobi''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->'''Mal''': I don't murder children.
->'''[[KnightTemplar The Operative]]''': I do. If I have to.
-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''The Boulder:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson The Boulder]] feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
->'''Toph:''' Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder.
->[{{beat}}]
->'''The Boulder:''' The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->Well it appears that I have [[StealthPun swatted a bee]] and squashed a bug.
-->-- '''Megatron''' on [[spoiler: Raf's apparent death]], ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''

->You'd think to children, I'd be cuter\\
No, I was their biggest executor\\
Used their guts to read the future\\
Says here I should get a job as a [[SadistTeacher school tutor]]
-->-- '''Elagabalus''', ''Series/HorribleHistories'', [[VillainSong "The Evil Emperors' Song"]]

->So ''Series/{{iCarly}}'' loses a few viewers? So fucking what?
-->-- '''Red Mist/Motherfucker''', ''Film/KickAss''

->I really do like kids. [[PinkMist They don't leave much of a mess]].
-->-- '''Dodoria''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean a lot to me. [...] I don't care if I get the chair, I'm gonna kill that kid!
-->-- '''Harry Lime''', ''HomeAlone''

->'''[[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku]]:''' You're a heartless monster who slaughters everyone in his way - even children!
->'''[[BigBad Freeza]]:''' Oh, please. Everyone's ''always'' on about "the children." I already tried leaving them alive, but all they ever do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish, but ''then'' who's the villain?
->'''Goku:''' (''totally lost'') [[SarcasmFailure Y-you]].
->'''Freeza:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder No, that was a rhetorical question.]]
->'''Goku:''' [[IdiotHero And I gave you a rhetorical answer!]]
->'''Freeza:''' Good lord, I traded Vegeta for this!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Smith:''' And you must be the last exile.
->'''Sati:''' The Oracle told me about you.
->'''Smith:''' (''amused'') Really? What did she say about me?
->'''Sati:''' That you were a bad man.
->'''Smith:''' Oooh, I'm not so bad... [[AssimilationPlot once you get to know me.]]
-->-- ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''

->'''Maikos:''' We were attacked.
->'''Richard:''' We had provisions for that.
->'''Maikos:''' The town fell quickly.
->'''Richard:''' Did you do as I asked with all the women and children?
->'''Maikos:''' Yes, my lord. But the catapult could only fire four of them at a time.
-->-- ''WebComic/LookingForGroup''

->Listen, like I told your captain, [[TheDogShotFirst the orphanage attacked me!]] [[BlatantLies It was self defense]]!
-->-- '''Richard''', ''WebComic/LookingForGroup''

->'''Roger:''' He started it.
->'''Stan:''' So you were going to drown him in the river?!
->'''Roger:''' Well, how do ''you'' kill babies?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->Threaten a child and you will unite [[MamaBear its]] [[PapaWolf parents]] against you. ''Kill'' a child and those who have lost it will retreat in mourning. Those around them will feel their pain and likewise look to their own families. They will keep their children close and out of schools. [...] This makes the Rebellion look unforgivably weak.
-->-- '''Flirry Vorru''', ''[[XWingSeries X-Wing: The Krytos Trap]]''

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