->''Enemy lasagna''
->''Robust below wax''
->''Semiautomatic aqua''
->''Accompany slacks''
-->--'''LemonDemon''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRisDso99s0 Word Disassociation]]''

->"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
->Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
->With the plastic eyeballs and spraypaint the vegetables..."
-->--Music/{{Beck}}, "Loser"

->"Normalized the signal and you're banging on freon
->Paleolithic eon
->Put the fake goatee on"
-->--'''Soul Coughing''', "Sugar Free Jazz"

->"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
->Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday
->Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
->[[SonicTheHedgehog I am the eggman]], they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo ga joob"
-->--'''Music/TheBeatles''', "I Am the Walrus"

->"Interior crocodile alligator
->I drive a Chevrolet movie theater"
-->--'''Chip tha Ripper''', "S.L.A.B. Freestyle"

->"It is now time to make it unclear\\
To write off lines that don't make sense"
-->--'''Music/{{Nirvana}}''', "On a Plain"

->''Does it hurt when 'glossolalia coats your skin?' Where can I find a nice new pair of 'unkempt nourishment plows?' What are 'castrating kisses stalactite stems?' I certainly don't know, and neither do the members of Mars Volta who wrote these lyrics.''
-->-- '''Dustin Glick''', ''The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006''


->"Chickity China the Chinese chicken
->You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
->Watchin [[Series/TheXFiles X-Files]] with no lights on, we're dans la maison
->I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
->Like Creator/HarrisonFord I'm getting {{Frantic}}
->Like Sting I'm Tantric
->Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
->Like [[Creator/AkiraKurosawa Kurosawa]] I make mad films
->Okay I don't make films
->But if I did they'd have a samurai
->Gonna get a set of better clubs
->Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
->irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
->Gotta get in tune with Anime/SailorMoon
->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
->that make me think the wrong thing"
-->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "One Week"

->"I must have played this song like 3000 times in concert. And after all this time, I still have no idea what the fuck it's about."
-->-'''[[Music/{{REM}} Peter Buck]]''' talking about the song "Orange Crush"

->''Bernie Taupin has the ability to use allegory and irony in his lyrics to express profound truths about the human condition ... He also has the ability to write lyrics that make no fucking sense at all...''
-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} cracked.com]]''' on '''[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-529-elton-john/ Elton John]]'''

->''"We pretty much write these songs and let other people figure them out."''
-->-'''[[Music/TheyMightBeGiants John Linnell]]'''

->''"Now they're trying to come up with meanings for [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] songs. I never understood what any of them were about, myself...''"
-->-'''RingoStarr'''

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