->''"IKnewIt [[Main/EpilepticTrees Insane theories]] one, regular theories a billion."''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"''
-->-- '''Adam''' ([[OlderThanTheyThink quoting]] ''Film/TheDungeonmaster''), ''Series/MythBusters''

->''"Congratulations to those who figured this out. In my mind I am picturing a dart board with every available space riddled with darts."''
-->-- '''Tom Siddell''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=252 author's commentary]]

->''"Yes, you are quite sure that...''
->''That...''
->''That your theory doesn't make a lick of sense!!!"''
-->-- '''Terezi Pyrope''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

-> ''TG: that is an interesting theory that has like''
-> ''TG: mostly no usefull bearing on anything probably?''
-> ''UU: yoU are probably right. still, i can't help bUt specUlate on sUch matters. it is what i do. :u''
-->-- Also Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}

->'''Two-Face:''' The way I figure it, Gordon's got [[CollectiveIdentity a bunch of them stashed someplace]], like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to ''think'' [[Franchise/{{Batman}} it's one guy]], but...\\
'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' Ah, you're always seeing double.\\
'''Killer Croc:''' Well, you know what ''I'' think?\\
'''The Joker:''' *FacePalm* Not the [[NoodleIncident robot theory]] ''[[NoodleIncident again]]''...\\
'''Killer Croc:''' ... Well he ''could'' be.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries, "Almost Got 'Im"''

->''"We will not be afraid to speculate, but we must be careful to distinguish speculation from fact."''
-->--'''Creator/CarlSagan''', ''Series/CosmosAPersonalVoyage''

->''"Conjecture was a dish mostly served up wild."''
-->-- '''Eddie Russet''', ''Literature/ShadesOfGrey''

->''"When I consider that [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] has explained some of the hidden meaning in the game over the years, but never acknowledged theories like mine, I wonder whether he’s really that good at hiding his secrets, or if I’ve been barking up the wrong tree like [[StringTheory a conspiracy theorist connecting too many dots.]]"''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''' [[http://metagearsolid.org/2013/08/official-review-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/ on]] the ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty MGS2]]'' "VR Theory"

->''"Though [[Literature/TheBible St. John the Evangelist]] saw many strange monsters in his [[Literature/BookOfRevelation vision]], he saw no creature so wild as one of his own commentators."''
-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton'''

->''"But hey, that's just a theory... a [[WebVideo/GameTheory Game Theory!]] Thanks for watching."''
-->-- '''Matthew Robert "[=MatPat=]" Patrick''', ''WebVideo/{{Game Theory}}''
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