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->'''Jock''': Courage, man. Courage.\\
'''Trusty''': But I-I've never even considered matrimony.\\
'''Jock''': Nor I, but no matter which of us she accepts...we'll always be the best of friends. Now remember, not a word about her unfortunate experience. You don't want to hurt her feelings.\\
'''Trusty''': Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.\\
'''Jock''': Lassie.\\
'''Trusty''': Miss Lady, ma'am.\\
'''Lady''': Please, I don't want to see anybody.\\
'''Jock''': Now, now, lassie, Do not feel that way about it.\\
'''Trusty''': Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, some of the finest people I ever tracked down were jail birds.\\
'''Jock''': Quiet, you great loony! Uh, please, lassie, uh, we've come...with a-a proposition for helping' ya.\\
'''Lady''': Help me? What do you mean?\\
'''Jock''': Well, now, you see, lassie...neither of us is as young as we used to be.\\
'''Trusty''': But we're still in the prime of life.\\
'''Jock:''': Aye, and we've both got very comfortable homes.\\
'''Trusty''': That's right. Where we know you'll be welcome and appreciated, Miss Lady.\\
'''Jock''': So, so to come directly to the point...\\
'''Trusty''': If you could, uh, find it possible...to, uh, to, uh, to, uh...\\
'''Lady''': You're both very kind, and I do appreciate it, but...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp''
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->''"There's also the long, long, genre fiction traditon of hooking every girl up with her surrogate father figure, ever, which is why I stopped reading Creator/AnneMcCaffrey"''.
-->-- '''Jay''', ''Podcast/JayAndMilesXPlainTheXMen'', "What's New, Shadowcat?"

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->'''Judge Turpin:''' If I were to think you encouraged this young rogue...\\
'''Johanna:''' I? A maid trained from the cradle to find in modesty and obedience the greatest of all virtues? Dear father, when have you ceased to warn me of the wickedness of men?\\
'''Judge Turpin:''' Venal young men of the street with only one thought in their heads. But there are men of different and far higher breed. I have one in mind for you.\\
'''Johanna:''' You have?\\
'''Judge Turpin:''' A gentle man, who would shield you from all earthly cares and guide your faltering steps to the sober warmth of womanhood -- a husband -- a protector -- and yet an ardent lover too. It is a man who through all the years has surely earned your affection.\\
''[Judge Turpin drops to his knees; Johanna is horrified]''\\
'''Johanna:''' You?!!!
-->-- ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''


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[[folder: Web Video ]]

->''Judge Turpin ordered him to split\\
Full of it, lust-ridden\\
Some years later see Turpin and his ward just sittin'\\
Flushed, spittin' as he locked her up quick, his hair slick.\\
Johanna's not his daughter\\
BUT C'MON THAT SHIT IS SICK!''
-->-- [[Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet "Demon Barber Sweeney Todd"]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bruTOQoNtO4 performed by]] the cast of ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}''

->So Pirithous and Theseus are egotistical as only Greek heroes can be, and decide that they both deserve to marry a daughter of Zeus. Theseus decides on Helen of Troy, who is only twelve at this point, and they run off and kidnap her. Now of course it wouldn't be appropriate for Theseus to get with a twelve-year-old, so the flawless plan is to keep her until she reaches legal banging age. ''[[[{{Squick}} retching sounds]]]''
-->-- '''Red''', '''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ije2WDJttrc Miscellaneous Myths: Theseus and Pirithous]]"

->"I was three when my parents promised me. When a deal was struck. Three years old. So I was raised to be his wife.I was taught my favorite color was gold because his favorite color was gold. I was told my favorite foods were his favorite foods. I read only the books he liked. And learned his favorite songs on the pianoforte. I am drinking this port wine because it is his favorite, and therefore, it must be mine. I have never once...And as many times as I dreamed and imagined and hoped and planned... I never thought what it would actually be like to have him... be gone. Wiped from this earth. I was raised for him, and now I am... new. I am brand-new. And I do not even know how to breathe air he does not exhale."
-->-- '''Lady Danbury''', ''Series/QueenCharlotteABridgertonStory''

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->'''UsefulNotes/GroverCleveland:''' I'm Grover Cleveland, the only President to be married in the White House.\\
'''Lois Griffin:''' Oh, what a nice story!\\
'''Grover Cleveland:''' It's a great story; I married a girl who I'd raised since the time she was 11 years old.\\
'''Lois Griffin:''' [''disappointed groan'']\\
'''Stewie Griffin:''' Well, ''that'' guy's not getting a musical.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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