->'''Bart''': If there's anything fairy tales have taught us it's that first wives are perfect and second wives are horrible.
->'''Homer''': The exact opposite of real life.
-->--''TheSimpsons'', "The Ned-Liest Catch"
->'''Giselle''': And just think, soon you'll have a new mother.
->'''Morgan''': You mean stepmother.
->'''Giselle''': It's not true what they say. I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers. Edward has a stepmother. I've never met her, but I hear she's just lovely. (''DescriptionCut as Narissa rises into New York City with crackles of dramatic magic as ominous music plays.'')
->'''Radio Therapist''': Mr. N is on the line, telling us his sweetie pie is acting a little distant. You were saying, Mr. N...?
->'''Nathaniel''': No, uh... I've always treated her like a queen, but... lately I'm starting to feel there's this whole other side to her, like I... I don't even know her anymore.
->'''Radio Therapist''': I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.
->'''Queen Narissa''': (''approaching the window of the cab in which Nathaniel is sitting'') Hello, Worthless. Miss me?
-->''My father's wife is old and harsh with years,\\
And drudge of all my father's house am I--\\
My bread is sorrow and my drink is tears.\\
Come back to me, Beloved, or I die!''
--->--'''RudyardKipling''', ''The Love Song of Har Dyal''
->''I was but seven year auld\\
When my mither she did die;\\
My father married the ae warst woman\\
The warld did ever see.''
-->-- '''The Laily Worm and the Machrel of the Sea'''