->''"BRING ME THE '''''VILE CREATURE''''' WHO DREW THIS CARTOON!!!"''
-->-- '''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->''"Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work."''
-->-- '''Roger Wilco''', ''SpaceQuest 6''

->''"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"''
-->-- '''Eddy''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''

->''"Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and [[HehHehYouSaidX green pea-ness]]. Wait, that's terrible, I quit."''
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles (Creator/MauriceLaMarche)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->''"I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up."''
-->-- '''Babs Bunny''', ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation''

->''"Right. Let's give this a whirl. 'Oh eternal and all powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...' who writes this dross?"''
-->-- '''Spike''', ''VideoGame/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Okay, your story ''sucks''.
->'''Creator/DougWalker:''' ''You'' suck!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

->''"The shadowy conspiracy theory would work fine...if we really kept anything secret about ourselves. But we don't. At least...I don't. If anyone asked us, we pretty much told them upfront. About anything. Anyone that really wanted to look into how we operated just had to ask. But they didn't. ...It's kind of like someone's trying to write a knockoff of The Da Vinci code, but forget to ensure all the red herrings lined up."''
-->--'''Umika''', Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars

->''"…what? Who writes this junk?"''
-->-- '''[[Videogame/PaperMario64 Kooper]]''', ''FanFic/PaperMarioX'', "Epilogue: The Last Good-bye"

->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' I wonder where all the hunters are today? ''[gets shot by said hunters]''
->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' ''[enraged]'' I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT!!
->'''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/BugsBunny]]:''' I'd like to tell him, but, uh... ''[chuckles]'' modesty forbids.
-->-- ''[[Franchise/LooneyTunes A Star Is Bored]]''
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