-> Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

->''"And now that that's all done with, please enjoy this song from Lonestar, while I sit in my little cubicle, only being paid minimum wage to tell you ungrateful fools this stuff!"''
-->-- '''A weather reporter''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS4E4Surge "Surge"]]
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