->"'''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I AM NOT! A! MORON!]]'''''"
-->--'''Myself''', pretty much sums it, yeah.
->"Well how 'bout NOW!? NOW WHOSE A MORON?! COULD A MORON '''PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT?! HUH?!''' COULD A MORON DO THAT?!"
-->--Me, again. She really gets to me.
->''So don't call me a moron, I'm super astute!\\
There is no conundrum that my core cannot compute!\\
No, don't call me a moron, you fostered balloon!\\
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon!]]''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEPZ-drnUKE Wheatley's Song]]''', ''Music/MiracleOfSound'' (oh sure, bloody musicians take all the credit)
->''So, Wheatley, why'd you try to kill me?\\
After all that we'd been through\\
Everything we'd done\\
Seemed like so much fun\\
But I just don't know what happened\\
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KLv8Iuv7E Why, Wheatley, Why?]]''', Machinima (quite frankly, I'm not entirely sure what happened to me either)