->'''Detective Garfield:''' You talk funny Nash. Where you from?\\
'''"Russel Nash":''' ''Lots'' of different places.
-->-- During the police interrogation of antique dealer Russel Nash (actually the immortal Connor [=MacLeod=]), ''Film/{{Highlander}}''

->''"He's one of the World's Saviours, and appears to be Bartholio's closest ally, but not much else is known about him. He speaks in a bizarre accent; I have honestly no idea what it's supposed to be and I bet you don't either."''
--> -- '''Vennie Vidi Ae-Vicci''''s character blurb, ''VideoGame/{{MARDEK}}''

->''"I gave my actors a lot of creative freedom; I put the idea in their head: Think of eight accents, and try to do ''all of them'' at the same time. I--I actually don't know what they're saying half the time, but it's very authentic."''
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M "After Earth - M. Night Shyamalan Deleted Commentary"]]

-> '''Watson''' (in his strange accent): Detective, I can't ''believe'' that you would barge into my home like this.
->'''Obscurus Lupa''' (as Watson): "Detective, I can't ''believe'' how many accents I'm trying to pull off".
--> -- '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' reviews ''RazorSharpe''.

->''"Southern accents ''and'' Cajun accents is a [[SuckinessIsPainful test of endurance]] for even the die-hard [[Creator/ChrisClaremont Claremont]] fan. Seriously, I grew up in South Carolina and took four years of French in high school, and I only know what these two jabronis are saying thirty, maybe forty percent of the time."''
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' ([[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ on]] [[ComicBook/XMen Rogue and Gambit]])

->''"''Maximum Conviction'' is a 2012 action movie starring Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin and Creator/StevenSeagal. One looks like heís carved out of granite and the other looks like heís a partially-chewed gummy bear. Iíll let you guess which one is which. As an FYI, for some reason, Seagal speaks with a sort-of Cajun accent in this movie. Shrug."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-maximum-conviction-fortunately-also-minimum-seagal/ "Maximum Convinction" - Fortunately Also Minimum Seagal"]]

->''"[[Creator/AlPacino Pacino]] has done many embarrassing things in his career and I have seen most of them. I also donít engage in hyperbole (or at least I try to) so when I say what follows believe that I truly mean it. This is the most embarrassing thing Al Pacino has ever done. [[WorstWhateverEver Ever!]] Yes, I am well aware of ''{{Film/Gigli}}''. EVER! Why is it so terrible? This is why I wish I could add some video clips because it is something you have to kind of experience to believe. However I will try to explain it as best I can. He has an accent in this movie. The best way I can describe it is a little Film/{{Scarface|1983}} with a bit of [[BrooklynRage the Bronx]] with a touch of stereotypical [[HollywoodNatives white actor playing an Indian]]. You know, 'Me John...Big Tree!' Try your gruntiest Pacino voice as he repeats 'Haw Ned...donít choo drown on me Ned...haw Ned. IíM HOLDING CHOO NED!...Aw, aw Ned...Iím rockiní ya like you was mah baby Ned...like you was mah liddle baby Ned. Feel me holdiní you Ned? [[{{Narm}} DONíT YOU LEGGO OF ME NED!]] Haw Ned...haaaaaw Ned..' and so on."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/revolution-hugh-hudson-1985/ on]] ''Revolution'' (1985)

->"''I have no idea what ethnicity you are anymore.''"
-->-- Let's Play: Quest for Glory 1 (So You Want To Be A Hero) PART 4

->''Many, many moons ago, I was born in England. My father is English, and my mother is straight Chinese Malaysian, meaning her ancestors emigrated from China to Malaysia. Immediately after being born my ma took me back to Malaysia, and then my epic journey around the world began. Since then, because of my father's job, I've lived in Penang, Norway, Aberdeen, Falkirk, er, Hull, Venezuela, Colombia, Shanghai, Milton Keynes, and more recently, Liverpool and Bath. So, I've grown up surrounded by a wide variety of accents, as a result my accent now changes on a daily basis, often mimicking whoever I'm around.\\
In all honesty, I have '''zero''' control over this thing, I really have no idea which accent is currently operating. Is this English? I don't know! Is this English???''
-->--'''LetsPlay/KimRichards, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=795o6yFZDOc answering fanmail]]'''

->'''Bum!Villager:''' Before you die, tell me what your accent was. \\
'''Bum!Gary Oldman:''' Nevah!
-->--''WebVideo/BumReviews:'' ''Film/RedRidingHood''

->'''Douglas:''' So Arthur, I've just realised: you're half Australian. [...] That certainly explains a lot about the relentless cheeriness.\\
'''Arthur:''' Yeah! And it's also woi oi kin do sich a good Orstralian aksint!\\
'''Douglas:''' Two things, Arthur: Australian accents aren't genetic, and you can't do one.
-->-- ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Saint Petersburg"

->''"What the f''[bleep]'' accent is that?! It's like every Asian comedian's impression of their mom combined into one voice..."''
-->-- '''[=AnimatedJames=]''', ''WebVideo/BroniesReact'', "Slice of Life"

->''"I like the nationalities in this game. There was, like, a Russian Spanish person, and then a Chinese Frenchman."''
-->--- '''WebVideo/BroTeamPill''', on ''VideoGame/RavensCry''

-> ''"If we were to describe the accent phonetically to you, it would be nearly impossible to do so. However, the closest approximation that we can make out is partly French, partly Russian, and partly uncategorizeable."''
-->--'''Fanfic/PokemonOpalandGarnet,''' on Clopin's accent (which is [[Disney/HunchbackofNotreDame the same as that of the gypsy leader he was named after]])

->'''[[Film/TheRoom Johnny]]''': Everybody betray[s] me! I['m] fed up with this world!\\
'''Kevin Murphy''': I'm going back to Brazil-a-Romani-Slovakia... stan.
-->--'''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''''s snark about a well-known offender.

->''"Here we meet via viewscreen [[InsaneAdmiral Admiral Dougherty]], played by Anthony Zerbe. Zerbe is a good actor and he generally makes a good slimy villain, but here he seems to be affected and stiff, using an odd speaking cadence that sounds like he should have an English accent. His voice is just fine, but the way he uses it here just doesnít work."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/star-trek-insurrection-part-1-4790 recap]] of ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''