-->--'''VideoGame/{{Eversion}} [[http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html home page]]'''

->"Bless {{the seventies}} and [[TheEighties eighties]]. 'Our movie is PG! Bring the kids, we got titties and everything!'"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''

->"What, do you people really think I'm intended for children? Like, the littlest tiniest babies? I don't think I'm cut out for that sort of sugarjob."
-->-- [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]], Strong Bad Email "for kids"

->If for children you mistook\\
The rhymes and poems in this book,\\
We must at once apologize\\
And open up [[WhatAnIdiot your blinkered eyes]].\\
Please do not feel sad or lonely\\
When we warn: '''FOR ADULTS ONLY!'''
-->-- ''Now We Are Sick''

->"A really cute thing that shouldn't have been cute."
-->-- How one of the teenagers on "Teens React" described WebAnimation/DumbWaysToDie

->''"Suicide, interpersonal strife, and curses from beyond the grave: what more could one want from a cute little talking animal comic?"''
-->--''Webcomic/DailyGrind NewsPost''

->'''IronMan:''' But between the two of us, [[Film/IronMan my movie]] is more family friendly.
->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' How is [[Film/TheDarkKnight mine]] not family friendly?
->'''Iron Man:''' Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''. Let's go watch the [[MonsterClown clown]] with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!"

->'''Storyteller:''' "Rumpletweezer ran the dinky-tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and..."\\
''[Shocked, he begins flipping through the book]''\\
'''Storyteller:''' "Discipline"... "naked"... [[NoodleImplements "with a melon"??]]"
-->"Storytime", ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->'''Customer:''' But it's about superheroes! How can [[Film/{{Watchmen}} a film about superheroes]] be unsuitable for kids?
->'''Me:''' There is a scene where one of the heroes cuts a man's head in half with a meat cleaver.
->'''Customer:''' What, are they thick or something? [[MisaimedFandom How could you put that in a kid's film?]]
-->[[http://notalwaysright.com/when-presumptions-meet-postmodernism/4312 "When Presumptions Meet Postmodernism"]], '''Website/NotAlwaysRight'''

->''[[MemeticMutation I'm 12 years old]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this and what is this?]]''
-->--'''A Website/YouTube user''' (after viewing porn disguised as a Music/JonasBrothers music video)

->"Good little kids shouldn't watch."
-->OnTheNextEpisodeOfCatchphrase of ''Series/HikoninSentaiAkibaranger''

->''"The filmmakers seem confused about who they were making the film for. They surely ''must'' have known the approach taken could only result in howls of outrage from the series’ fans. Thus with fans of the originals alienated, the only audience that leaves for ''Film/LandOfTheLost'' is either fans of Creator/WillFerrell or those of lowbrow farce. Even then the film’s trailer gave no indication that the film was anything other than a straightforward {{lost world}} adventure. [[NeverTrustATrailer The fact that the film was intended as a comedy had been entirely omitted in any of the promotion.]] While the audience for both the original tv series was clearly children, here the two children have been recast as adults and the humour is decidedly grown-up – gags about Cha-Ka constantly grabbing Anna Friel’s breasts, Will Ferrell accusing Danny [=McBride=] of playing with himself, not to mention a scene where the three men sit around in a pool and get stoned. All of this was enough for ''Land of the Lost'' to receive a PG-13 rating in the US. Despite this, the publicity machine was clearly trying to pitch the film to family audiences. In terms of its promotion, we have what is possibly one of the most confused films of the year."''
-->--'''Richard Scheib''', [[http://moria.co.nz/sciencefiction/land-of-the-lost-film-2009.htm on the 2009 film adaptation of]] ''Land of the Lost''.

->''If a rating on the box has ever been an adequate representation of a game's themes, plot and gameplay this is it.''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG11aiovma65vUiQdeZOh6A CGR Underthrow]], explaining in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24S5QDCTio review]] of ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}'' that the titular game is not meant for kids[[note]]''[=Killer7=]'' is [[MatureRating rated M]] for "blood and gore, intense violence, sexual themes, and strong language"[[/note]]

->''"[[DownerEnding And so Marionette Owl is condemned to the fires of hell as Snake swaggers off to the next mission]]. So... yup. A story of [[HarmfulToMinors a twelve year old boy]] [[NightmareFuel finding the dismembered corpse of his sister scattered around a field]] followed by the [[OhCrap realization]] he's going straight for [[FireAndBrimstoneHell hell]] for being a monster. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also 4Chan is somehow involved with everything going on...]]"''
->''[[CatchPhrase Rated E for Everyone]]!''
-->--''LetsPlay/TheDarkId'', [[http://lparchive.org/Metal-Gear-Ghost-Babel/Update%2023/ on]] Marionette Owl's death in ''VideoGame/MetalGearGhostBabel''

->'''Jimmy Kimmel:''' This is not a movie for kids to go see.\\
'''Seth Rogen:''' If you're a terrible parent, then I think it might be.\\
--''Creator/JimmyKimmel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEtQMMFzcTo discussing]] WesternAnimation/SausageParty with Creator/SethRogen''

->''I just won a new award for a kids' show''
->''Talking 'bout a face numbing off a bag of blow''
->''I'm like goddamn bitch, I am not a Teen Choice''
->''Goddamn bitch, I am not a bleach boy''
-->-- '''Music/TheWeeknd''', "Reminder"

->[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]
-->-- ''Robbie Rotten'' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto stuff that looks like it's for kids, but isn't.

->"Good kids, stay away from this show. Got it?"
-->-- The {{tagline}} for HikoninSentaiAkibaranger.

->"Why are you watching Adult Swim?"
-->--'''An audience member''' at a Comic-Con panel, after a kid declared ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' to be Creator/AdultSwim's best show