->'''Serling''': When have ''you'' ever been to a wedding?
->'''[[GenreSavvy Michelangelo]]''': ''Been'' to? Never. Seen on TV? All the time! Every series eventually does a wedding episode, dude.
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 TMNT: Back to the Sewer]]'', "Wedding Bells and Bytes"

->'''Gillian Foster''': I love weddings. Such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus there's cake.
->'''Cal Lightman''': [[MyGirlIsNotASlut Bride's pretending she's a virgin]]. The groom's pretending he's found "The One". And the in-laws pretend they like each other. It's Christmas for liars.
-->-- ''Series/LieToMe'', "Love Always"
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