->'''Michael:''' ''Most people think distracting a group of guys is best done by a beautiful woman. The problem with beautiful women is people want them to stick around; which can cause a lot of problems. Obnoxious guys, they just want to get rid of.''
-->'''Series/BurnNotice'''

->'''Kiki:''' Look at me look at me look at me!\\
* the heroes sneak past the guards*\\
'''Kiki:''' *points* Look, a distracting thing!\\
* guards turn to look, Kiki sneaks off. Guards turn back to see an empty corridor, look at each other and shrug*
--> Kiki, ''Webcomic/TheHeroesOfMiddlecenter''

->'''The Doctor''': Need a proper look. Got to draw its fire. Give it a target.
->'''Amy''': How?
->'''The Doctor''': You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?
->'''Amy''': Yeah?
->'''The Doctor''': Sorry. ''[Leaps out of cover]'' LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!
--> ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Pandorica Opens"

->'''Ian:''' He can't get both of us! I'll distract him, you run for the bridge!
->'''Katie:''' He'll get you!
->'''Ian:''' You got a better idea?!
->'''Katie:''' Yeah -- I'll distract him! ''(runs off)''
--> ''AreYouAfraidOfTheDark?'', "The Tale of the Midnight Ride"

->'''Earl:''' Hey [[TheLoad Melvin!]] You wanna make a buck?
-->{{Tremors}}

->"Ahh, always the distraction!"
-->--'''[[{{Sidekick}} Ron]]''' from ''KimPossible''

->"[[MrExposition Dr. Insano]], I'm curious, what does any of (the [[NegativeSpaceWedgie plothole]]) have to do with [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Ma-Ti]] and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]? And please, [[LampshadeHanging give us the explanation that'll make you talk the longest]]." ''(snaps finger as everyone behind them loot Dr. Insano's lab)''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/SadPandaQAndA SadPanda]]''' in ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

->'''Apple Bloom:''' We need to think of a distraction.
->'''Scootaloo:''' Hey everyone, look at Scootaloo dance!
->'''Apple Bloom:''' We need to think of a distraction that doesn't draw attention to us!
->'''Aurora:''' OH MY GAWD THEY'RE GOING TO [[spoiler: GRIND US INTO RAINBOWS]]! [{{Beat}}] EVERYBODY PANIC!
->[The foals start to panic.]
-->--''WebVideo/RainbowDashPresents [[Fanfic/RainbowFactory Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla]]''

->'''Simba:''' You guys have to create a diversion.
->'''Timon:''' What do you want me to do -- [[TemptingFate dress in drag and do the hula?]]
-->--''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Sarge:''' Simmons, you and the two bullet magnets move up the right side and try to cause some kind of distraction.
->'''Simmons:''' Any suggestions?
->'''Sarge:''' As long as it draws their fire away from us and towards you ''I don't care.''
->'''Donut:''' Try some dance moves! Oh! You could do a musical number!
->'''Sarge:''' Get off the radio, Donut!
-->--'''RedVsBlue,''' Episode 48: Heavy Metal

->'''Ronan''': What are you doing?...What are you DOING?!
->'''Quill''': I'm distracting you, ya big turdblossom!
-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''
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