->''On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene''
->''But yours was kitchen clean''
-->-- '''SteelyDan''', "Kid Charlemagne"

->''"Landlord, may your lies malign''
->''Rain destruction on your head!''
->''You yourself drink unmixed wine,''
->''Water serve your guests instead!"''
-->-Graffiti on the wall of a Pompeii bar
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