->''What happened to my freakin' car!?''
-->-- '''Carl Brutananadilewski''', on many (many) occasions, ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->'''Otter:''' I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
->'''Flounder:''' Will that work?
->'''Otter:''' Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
-->--''Film/AnimalHouse''

->'''Chumchum:''' You'd let us ride in ''Sandy?''
->'''Fanboy:''' Come on, Chumchum! We can finish our contest later!
->'''Lenny:''' What was your contest?
->'''Fanboy:''' Seeing who can step in the most gum!
->'''Boog:''' Uh...tell me you're not getting gum...[[TemptingFate on the carpet]]?
->'''Fanboy:''' Nope! It's all on the seats.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum''

->''You painted my paint job! Prepare for SURGERY!''
-->-- '''Knock-Out''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''

->''Do not touch my damn car!''
-->-- '''Fletus''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->''AAAAAAAH! Dammit, who did that! I just bought the damn thing!''
-->-- '''Enzo''', ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}''[[labelnote:Context]]Bayo herself is crouching on the hood after a 20 foot drop with an OhCrap look on her face.[[/labelnote]]

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