->97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'.\\
227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."\\
257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.\\
568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish."\\
569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas.\\
653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.\\
744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes.\\
745. Can't wish I was the GM.\\
981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok.\\
1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game.\\
1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing.\\
1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module.\\
1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.\\
1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.\\
1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you.\\
1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.
-->-- Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG

->'''Mud Eel:''' Now you may each receive your wish for real. But be warned: There are no do-overs!\\
'''Finn:''' Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right?\\
'''Hot Dog Knight 1:''' I wish for a box!\\
''(A box appears.)''\\
'''Hot Dog Knight 1:''' Sweet!\\
'''Hot Dog Knight 2:''' I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big.\\
''(Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.)''\\
'''Finn:''' Wow, you guys are really stupid.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "The Limit"

->'''Jake:''' I wish for- a sandwich!\\
'''Prismo:''' A sandwich? You're gonna waste your one wish on a ''sandwich?!'' You don't want anything else?\\
'''Jake:''' Nah, sandwich is good, (''Demonstrates the size with this hands.'') maybe about... this big.... or this big. On ciabatta bread maybe... Hmmm... I don't know, whatever you have is your choice.\\
'''Prismo:''' Dude, I'll just ''make'' you a sandwich! You should use your wish on something important.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS5E2JakeTheDog Jake the Dog]]"

->''"Just one more ball. Then at last, my dream to be tall as a mountain will come true!"''
-->-- '''Commander Red''', ''Manga/DragonBall''

->'''Patrick: ''' Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!
->''(clock goes backwards one minute.)''
->'''Flying Dutchman:''' Okay, you got two wishes left.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Shanghaied"

->'''Calvin:''' If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?\\
'''Hobbes:''' ...hmm...\\
'''Calvin:''' Anything at all! Whatever you want!\\
'''Hobbes:''' A sandwich.\\
'''Calvin:''' A SANDWICH?!? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID WISH IS THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination!\\
'''Calvin:''' I'D ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle and a private continent!\\
'''Hobbes (eating a sandwich):''' I got MY wish.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Techno:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' yo can you grant a wish\\
'''Techno:''' Yo. ''(turns to Dream)'' Dream, I got an idea. I got a– Let's ask him if he can grant a wish.\\
'''Dream:''' Oh my god.\\
'''Techno:''' Bro. Bro, this is huge. This is huge.\\
'''[[OurGodsAreDifferent DreamXD]]:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' one\\
'''Techno:''' "One". Bro!\\
'''Dream:''' ''(excitedly)'' One! He's– He's gonna grant a wish?\\
'''Techno:''' We can get one wish. We can get one wish! ''(typing in the in-game chat)'' I want a bell. I want a bell, give me a bell.\\
'''Dream:''' WHAT?! TECHNO–\\
'''Techno:''' Give me a bell.\\
'''Dream:''' WHAT ARE YOU– GET US ''OUT!'' What do you mean, you want a bell?!\\
'''Techno:''' ''(to [=DreamXD=])'' Give me a bell. I want a bell.\\
'''[=DreamXD=]:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' ok\\
'''Techno:''' Yoooo! Yo, it's workin'!\\
''([=DreamXD=] places down a bell on the floor of the prison cell and leaves the game)''\\
'''Techno:''' YOOOOO!\\
'''Dream:''' ''(at the same time)'' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\
'''Techno:''' YOOOOOOO!\\
'''Dream:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT A BELL? GET US– YOU HAD ''ONE WISH'', [[SkewedPriorities YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF HERE]]! TECHNO! ''(starts hitting Techno)''\\
'''Techno:''' YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YO, WE GOT A BELL! ''(Sellout Timer goes off)'' YO, JUST IN TIME FOR THE SELLOUT TIMER TOO! YOOOOOOOOO!
-->-- [=DreamXD=] grants Techno's wish in prison, ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''
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