-->--'''Music/LinkinPark''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0 Crawling]]"

->''"How could this happen to me''\\
''I made my mistakes''\\
''I've got no where to run''\\
''The night goes on, as I'm fading away''\\
''I'm sick of this life''\\
''I just wanna scream''\\
''How could this happen to me"''
-->--'''Music/SimplePlan''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ "Untitled"]]

->''"We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you\\
It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain\\
Baby, someone is crazy and it's you"''
-->-- '''Creator/JonathanCoulton''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgSa8Ca3iKs "Someone Is Crazy"]]

->''"Do you have the time, to listen to me whine''\\
''About nothing and everything, all at once?''\\
''I am one of those melodramatic fools''\\
''Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it."''
-->-- '''Music/GreenDay''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwJo0HeNmU "Basket Case"]]

->''"Oh poor twisted me\\
Oh poor twisted me\\
I feast on sympathy\\
I chew on suffer\\
I chew on agony''
->''Swallow whole the pain\\
Oh it's too good to be\\
All this misery"''
-->--'''Music/{{Metallica}}''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjYD9tupAjg "Poor Twisted Me"]]

->''"I'm seein' this girl and she just might be out of her mind''\\
''She's got baggage and it's of the emotional kind''\\
''She talks about "closure" and that "validation" bit''\\
''I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit"''
-->--'''Music/TheOffspring''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Am8bpzpo0 "She's Got Issues"]]

->''"Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up."''
-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', ''That Was The Year That Was''

->''"[[MemeticMutation EVR'BODY BETRAY ME! I FED UP WIT' DIS WHIRL!]]''
-->-- '''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom''

->''"I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start."''

->'''Nihilist 1''': His girlfriend cut off her toe!\\
'''Nihilist 2''': We thought we were getting a million dollars!\\
'''Nihilist 3''': ''[Whining]'' Is not fair!
-> '''Walter''': "'''''FAIR'''''"?! Who's the fucking nihilists around here? Ya bunch of fuckin' crybabies!
-->-- '''''Film/TheBigLebowski'''''

->''"You just don't get it, do you!? This self punishment thing! It's too deep for you!! See?! I'm deep now! And that means I do deep stuff! Like this!" ''([[{{Headdesk}} bangs head against wall]])'' "And THIS!" ''(bang)'' "AND THIS!!!"'' (bang)
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/CivilWar Penance]]''', ''Deadpool/GLI Summer Fun Spectacular''

-> '''Computer:''' Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows, but it is time for Sgt. Pinback to feed the alien.\\
'''Sgt. Pinback:''' Awww, I don't wanna do that!\\
'''Computer:''' May I remind you, Sgt. Pinback, it was your idea to bring the alien on board in the first place. If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot.\\
'''Sgt. Pinback:''' Awwwwww, I gotta do everything around here!
-->-- ''Film/DarkStar''

->"For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny No one wants to hear your emo character background!]] [[BodyHorror My hands are]] ''[[FinGore literally]]'' [[BodyHorror melting away,]] and I'm complaining less than you!"
-->--'''[[{{Badass}} K'seliss]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''

->''You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean... don't understand!''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''', after his Compy is destroyed, ''sbemail 118: virus''

-> '''Bob''': Hey there, pink stuff! Playin' dress-up?
-> '''Molly''': Oh, nothing so frivolous as ''that,'' Daddy! I'm disguising myself from a humanity that hates and fears me! Yet even so, I must defend them against all who would threaten them! ''Even'' as the selfsame ones I protect seek my ''destruction!'' The ''angst!'' Mommy! Daddy! The angst!!
-> '''Bob''': You've been reading [[Comicbook/{{X-Men}} those comics with the mutants]] again, huh?
-> '''Molly''': Oh, but they're ''mature,'' Daddy! All about suffering! I mean, the characters talk about how much they're suffering ''all'' the ''time!''
-->-- ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

->[[LargeHam Leave me allllloooooooone!]] [[ShoutOut I vant to be]] [[GrandHotel ALONE!]] I want to wallow in... ''[[BuffySpeak whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in]]''! ... Do ponies wallow in pity...? OH, listen to me, ''I don't even know what I'm suuposed to wallow in!'' I'M SO ''PATHHHHEEEEEEETIIIIIC!''
-->'''Rarity''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited For Success]]


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-->--Engraving on a tombstone, ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->"''What a baby.''"
-->--'''Mr. Krabs''', in response to the above, also from ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->"''[[IronicEcho What a baby.]]''"
-->--'''Squidward''', to a wallowing Mr. Krabs for failing to get a million dollar deal, at the end of the same episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' as the prior two responses.

->"''I am the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom!''"
-->--'''Squidward''' in "Sponge-Cano"

->''"I suffer dreadfully, and no-one cares."''
-->--'''Henry''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', "Coal"

-> '''Keven Sandusky''': Wow! The insecurity level with you guys is ''ridiculous!''
-->-- '''Film/TropicThunder after yet another actor breakdown'''

-> ''At first I loved Simple Plan. Then I realized, with creeping horror, that they were serious.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/97/]]

->''"Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of [[CursedWithAwesome an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met]]. Mine is indeed a tormented existence. Filled with torment. And girls. Girls with their breasts. They torment me so."''
-->-- '''Sasuke Uchiha''', ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedySpoofSeriesShow''

->'''Rose:''' Jack, lets talk about your tragic past as a ChildSoldier.
->'''Raiden:''' NO, ROSE, I ANGST ALONE!
-->-- Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} - [[VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} Lets Destroy Metal Gear Again!]]

->"''I'm feeling cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why! I think I'll take it out on people I like! Grrrr!''"
-->--'''Literature/HarryPotter''', ''PotterPuppetPals''

->''"Other than losing his brother Allie, Holden has no external problems. He is a rich kid living in the most amazing city in the world. Rather than appreciating his good fortune or trying to make the most of his bountiful opportunities, Holden seeks out fruitless conflict. If you still doubt that happiness fundamentally reflects personality, not circumstances, CITR can teach you something."''
-->--'''[[http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2014/07/what_to_learn_f_1.html Bryan Caplan]]''', "What to Learn From ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''

->''"The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan."''
--> --'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''

->''"Are pumas known for their whining?"''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' on ''Film/PumaMan''

->''"I watched an anime once. Dude pulled a gun at the start of the episode, fired it at the end, and everything in-between was angst! I wouldn't mind, but he '''[[EightDeadlyWords missed!]]'''"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->''"..whereas the characters in previous ''Final Fantasy'' games would feel right at home in the pages of [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks 1970s Marvel Comics]], ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''[='s=] cast seems better suited for ''ComicStrip/ApartmentThreeG'' or ''MarkTrail.''"''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff08 "A Series Discovers Its Crack Pipe"]]

->''"You must admit that [[HypercompetentSidekick Auron]] shows great restraint to not backhand the little pissant's teeth out."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''[='s=] Tidus

->''"[[Film/BatmanAndRobin Robin]] is upset because ''(In a whiny voice)'' '''He''' wanted to get Mr. Freeeeeze! In fact, most of Robin's dialogue is just bitching and moaning. You might as well replace all his dialogue with ''(Incoherent whining)''."
--> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''"‘Hi, my name’s Harry ''read me like a book'' Kim’ – [[TakeThatScrappy you said it pal!]] Wouldn’t it have been wonderful for Harry to be desperate to fight off feelings [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday for another man?]] Instead it is for [[{{Sexbot}} a holodeck character]] which is about as square as you can get on ''Voyager''. So at least he is consistent. It's not even that he is so rubbish that he falls in love with nothing (literally nothing), but that he [[SexIsEvil cannot even handle his feelings]] for something that is completely malleable. If it were me and it was a holodeck character that I fancied I would programme him to be horny as hell and get my end away...I gave up all hope for the character. He just doesn’t have a inch of interest in him. ‘Am I that predictable?’ he asks, predictably... It is Garrett Wang who I feel sorry for mostly – I have never seen an actor saddled with such vacuous bore of a character over a such a prolonged period of time. Harry is at his all time most pathetic in Alter Ego and given how pathetic he usually is that is quite a statement."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Alter Ego"

->'''Chris''': Yeah, have we been given any reason to like Clark? Any reason at all?\\
'''David:''' [[DesignatedHero He’s Superman, duh!]]\\
'''Chris''': No, he’s [[InNameOnly the Blur.]]\\
'''David''': But he broods more than {{Batman}}.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-supergirl-episode-3-season-10/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Supergirl")

->''"For those that missed this, in a single page, [[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski JMS]] gives the worst reasoning possible for {{Superman}} deciding to go {{Forrest Gump}}ing across the US. Basically, after saving the world during [[Comicbook/NewKrypton New Krypton]], Superman holds a press conference and a woman shows up, slaps him, says she could care less about his intergalactic whatsits and blames him for not saving her husband... from a brain tumor. The ball isn't dropped her so much as thrown to the floor and stomped on. It could have worked if say the dude died from, I don't know, the Parasite attacking and Superman being off planet. Instead, we get brain tumor. I guess instead of saving the world from massive death and destruction and enslavement, Superman should just go around x-raying everyone on the planet to check their health. Although, how's that for universal healthcare. What really makes it worse is that this actually works and Superman feels bad so bad he starts his hobo adventures."''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/12/the_5_best_and_5_worst_comics_of_2010.php?page=2 "The 5 Best and Worst Comics of 2010"]]

->''"I'm an alien, no one understands me, wah wah wah!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' summarizing Superman's role in ''ComicBook/JLAActOfGod''

->''"Oh, hey, it’s a new plotline in ''{{Crankshaft}}'', and here, in the very first panel, you can see a brief glimmer of happiness! I think Pam’s [[TheUnsmile supposed to be smiling?]] But by panel three, she’s already managed, with zero input from anyone else, to talk herself into Funkyverse-typical heavy-lidded depression. Not … ''[[FauxHorrific the food truck rodeo!]]'' I dunno, I think of a gathering of food trucks in a public space when the weather’s nice to be a fun way to spend lunch, but I’m sure we’ll find out what’s wrong with it soon enough."''
-->'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=22516#comments on]] ''ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean

->"''[Anakin Skywalker] whines and moans his way through his role, [[{{narm}} reducing the tragedy of his inevitable fall to something on the level of a spoiled child not getting a toy that he wants and subsequently throwing a temper tantrum]].''"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist The Distressed Watcher]]''', in his review of StarWars: RevengeOfTheSith.

->''You've always insisted that no one can completely understand your problems. That raises the question of why you won't '''fucking''' stop talking about them, then.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.theonion.com/articles/horoscope-for-the-week-of-may-5-2004,11947/ The Onion horoscope for Cancer]]

->''"First and foremost let me say this, when Space Marines are the primary characters in the piece it is not a good idea to write them as the utterly stoic fearless killing machines that the rest of galaxy sees them as. Why? Because internal conflict is one of the greatest hallmarks of fiction; without internal conflict the characters are two dimensional cardboard cut-outs meandering about the setting. The Excoriators carefully skirt this line; they have internal conflict to spare, and none of it is arbitrary or stilted. Their '''real''' problem is they risk coming across as two-dimensional cut-outs '''anyway''' because 90% of them can't move past "grouchy" and "cynical" for their character traits, and because they insist on chasing their stolen Chapter Standard to a planet they already know it isn't on."''
-->-- ''[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Excoriators/ 1d4chan]] on the Exorciators Space Marines.