->''"I like to think of everyday as the third day of the rest of my life. I always like to leave the first and second open for damage and repair."''
-->--'''Misery''', ''WesternAnimation/RubyGloom''

->''"You know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to shit!"''
-->--'''Nathan Drake''', ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves''

->'''Ray:''' I think we should split up!\\
'''Venkman:''' Yeah. We can do more damage that way.
-->-- ''{{Film/Ghostbusters 1984}}''

->''"The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest: Killing you is ''hard''. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. [[GetOut Just go. It's been fun, don't come back.]]"''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''{{VideoGame/Portal 2}}''

->''"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"''
-->-- '''Vash the Stampede''', ''Manga/{{Trigun}}'', trying to ''avoid'' civilian casualties.

->"What are you?! Some kind of ''doomsday machine'', boy?!"
-->-- '''Sheriff J.W. Pepper''' (to Franchise/JamesBond), ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''

->'''Natalya:''' Do you destroy ''every'' vehicle you get into?\\
'''James Bond''': Standard operating procedure.
-->-- ''Film/GoldenEye'', following their escape from an exploding train after already escaping an exploding helicopter. The plane they take to find the BigBad's base [[RuleOfThree is later shot down by missile.]]

->'''Q:''' It's the [[HeroInsurance insurance damage waiver]] for your [[WatchThePaintJob beautiful new car]]. Will you need [[CarFu collision coverage?]]\\
'''James Bond''': Yes.\\
'''Q'''': [[KillItWithFire Fire?]]\\
'''James Bond''': Probably.\\
'''Q''': [[KungShui Property destruction?]]\\
'''James Bond''': ''Definitely''.
-->-- ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''

->'''Film/JamesBond''': We need to talk.\\
'''Zukovsky''': Why am I suddenly worried that I'm not carrying enough insurance?
-->-- ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough''

->'''Rainbow Dash''': Now, careful, Derpy! Don't want to do any more damage than you've already done.\\
'''Derpy Hooves''': *jumping on a thunder cloud* I just don't know what went wrong.\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah. It's a mystery.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', ''The Last Roundup''

->'''Fighter''': Y'know, I assumed this Hero of Destiny thing would involve a lot less devastation in our wake.\\
'''Red Mage''': In our defense, those cities '''might''' have burned down on their own. That we '''were''' there every time it happened is possibly a coincidence.
-->-- '''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''', Episode 720: A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Going To Take Forever To Clean Up

->''"Drivers of L.A., you better put on your protective racing helmet and hang a rosary around your rearview mirror, because [[Creator/LindsayLohan the streets are unsafe again!]] ...Every drug dealer is moving to Miami for the rest of the month and every jewelry store is hanging bras on their front doors. We all know she doesn’t go near a bra."''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/17/shes-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack/ Michael K.]]''', "She’s Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

->''"I'm not sure the galaxy could survive TWO Shepards. Think of the property damage."''
-->-- '''Miranda Lawson''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3: [[DownloadableContent Citadel]]''

->''"Now why do buildings burn to the ground wherever she goes? You could guess that the aliens who are trying to kill her did it, or you could imagine she's a pyro and she sets the fires herself. But I like to think that it's just her lot in life that she has to escape a towering death trap every couple of years. The fates are just aligned against her, and the fact that aliens just happen to invade her school at the exact same time is just further evidence that Someone Out There really hates this poor little girl. She's just one awesome cosmic disaster magnet packaged as a sweet innocent little preteen child."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/WeirdVideoGames'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fz_dzsnELw review]] of ''VideoGame/Momoko120Percent''

->''"We normally go to the city with you guys... which means stuff's always exploding and junk. So we thought this might be a better way to check out the kingdom when it's, y'know, normal."''
-->-- '''Sun''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

->'''Principal Milder:''' "Okay, I know things look bad, especially since we have the walking disaster magnet onboard..."
->'''Milo Murphy:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke "She's talking about me!"]]
-->''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw'', "[[Recap/MiloMurphysLawS1E28SomeLikeItYacht Some Like It Yacht]]"

->"Captain, are you aware of how your ship is regarded? That when ''Voyager'' appears people fear destruction."
-->-- '''Tanis''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Cold Fire"

-> '''Eda:''' How many caves have you blown up...?\\
'''Jun:''' Before this? Three.
-->-- ''VideoGame/OpusEchoOfStarsong''

->''"Well, if it isn't [[VillainProtagonist Henry]]. [[TheAlcatraz There has not been an incident here in 50 years]], and the day you show up, [[PrisonRiot this happens!]]"''
-->-- '''[[WardensAreEvil Dmitri Johannes Petrov]]''', ''VideoGame/FleeingTheComplex''

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