->''"Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example."''
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', ''I'll Mature When I'm Dead''

->''"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight, I am VERY prepared!"''
-->-- '''Soda Popinski''', ''Videogame/PunchOut''

->''"Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka."''
-->-- '''Larry Correia''', ''[[VideoGame/MonsterHunter Monster Hunter Alpha]]''

->'''Commander Donnelly''': Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?\\
'''Ivan Danko''': Vodka.
-->-- ''Film/RedHeat''

-->-- '''[[NationsAsPeople Russia]]''', ''WebComic/AxisPowersHetalia''

->''"The [[WaveMotionGun Yamato]] is loaded... and so am I!"''
-->--'''The (Russian-accented) Terran Battlecruiser captain in ''VideoGame/StarCraftII''

->'''Bart Simpson''': So you're from Russia, huh?\\
'''Russian IOC representative''': (proud) Da!\\
'''Bart Simpson''': You drunk yet?\\
'''Russian IOC representative''': (ashamed) Da...
-->-- "The Old Man and the C-Student", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''