->'''A questioner''': "Who rules Russia when you and the President sleep?"
->'''Putin''': "We take turns sleeping."
-->--From a live television call-in show in 2010

->'''Larry King''': "What happened to the submarine RFS Kursk?"
->'''Putin''': "[[CaptainObvious It sunk.]]"
-->--From Larry King's show in 2009

->''There is no such thing as a former KGB man.''
-->--'''Putin''', in response to Sergei Stepashin calling himself "a former KGB officer"

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