->''I've got my car, and my ride, and my wheels''\\
(when I go to Vegas) ''That's right\\
I've got [[ViceCity my drugs, and my stuff, and my pills]]\\
''(when I go to Vegas)'' Alright''
-->-- '''Music/CalvinHarris''', "Vegas"

->''"Nevada.\\
Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment For Families]]!\\
Old Nickname: The Prostitute State."''
-->-- '''John Hodgman''', ''TheAreasOfMyExpertise''

->''"No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. [[PoesLaw Reality itself is too twisted.]]''
-->--'''Creator/HunterSThompson''', ''{{Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas}}''

->''"The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not.''
-->-- '''Creator/IanFleming''', ''Literature/DiamondsAreForever''

->''"I don't want to spoil the ending of this movie, but there's no strategy to slot machines. They're like relationships -- you throw your hopes and dreams into them until one of you is out of money and the other one is empty inside."''
-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-no-one-could-possibly-find-useful_p2/ 4 Instructional Videos No One Could Find Useful]]"

->''"Here in Vegas there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money: the moment you step off the plane, you walk right into the propellers."''
-->-- '''Vic Fontane''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("His Way")

->''"Ah, my bread and butter. Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability."''
-->-- '''Manny''', ''GrimFandango''

->''"Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics."''
-->-- '''Rodney Caston'''

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