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[[folder:Quotes about villain songs]]
->''"Bad guy comin' in, Arnie!... Minor [[{{Scales}} key]]!"''
-->-- Wild West saloon banjo player to piano player, ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''

->''"When zhe bad guy is that happy, it always, always means…'' (takes out a tuba) '''''BAD GUY SONG!'''"''
-->--'''The Troubador''', ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers''

->''"I'll rule the world!... uh, that is, after I sing my song!"''
-->--'''Evil Dr. Carver''', ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily Movie''

->''Upstage, lads! [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is my only number!]]''
-->-- '''Long John Silver''' (as played by Creator/TimCurry), ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland''

-> I hope [TheKlan] are better at lynchings than they are at lyrics.
-->-- '''Anderson''', ''Film/MississippiBurning'', after singing a Klan song.

-> '''King Dragon (singing):''' Who cares if those orphans were sad? It feels good to be bad!\\
''(Gets stabbed with a katana)''\\
'''Dennis:''' ...What? [[TalkToTheFist He's been singing for, like, two minutes.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/ProZD''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtIc4YMRZ4 Maybe a villain song wasn't the best idea]]''

->''"In my dream, Little King John sure was frightening, and infuriating. But I have to admit, he was full of catchy music."''
-->-- '''Ratboy Genius''', ''WebAnimation/RatboyGenius Dreams Minecraft''

->''"I '''so''' love a musical number."''
-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->''"All good villains pride themselves on rightly doing wrong, but one thing every badguy needs is an awesome villian song!"''
-->-- '''Crow''', ''Webcomic/{{Nefarious}}''

->''"Fine! [[MusicalEpisode You want a song?]] I'll ''give'' you a song!"''
-->-- '''Mysto Majora Kijadhimov''', right before summoning her minions in epic fashion during [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/297128947/3415868948 the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife''

-> ''"Villains tend to sing negative messages because [[EvilCannotComprehendGood they don't know any better]], that's why they're villains. If they sang good songs, there wouldn't be villains. So, what we learned... is that it's okay to have a negative message in a film, as long as you don't put it in a really catchy song."''
-->-- '''Phil Vischer''', in [[https://youtu.be/oImoleq80AE this featurette]] on the DVD for ''WesternAnimation/{{Veggietales}}: Rack, Shack, and Benny''

->''"And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ursula]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons: Welcome to the Club''

->'''Satchel''': But why do you always make dogs into the bad guys?\\
'''Bucky''': Relax, you'll have some boss musical numbers.
-->--''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'', February 19, 2023 strip

->'''Jay-Jay:''' He may be a villain… but he can certainly carry a tune!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheKingsBeard''

->'''Protagonist:''' You can't do the evil thing, you can't!\\
'''Villain:''' Oh, can't I?\\
'''Protagonist:''' Because evil... is bad.\\
'''Villain:''' But what if I told you it advances my interests, mainly money and power?\\
'''Protagonist:''' I'd say that's pretty evil.\\
'''Villain:''' Hehe, then I guess I'm evil. Hit it, boys. (''Assembling a band of frogs'') Two, three... ''I'M EEEEVIL AND I LOOOVE IT!''
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODglkcQmI0k disney animated villains, then vs. now]]''
[[/folder]]

!!Lines from villain songs
[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->[[FauxAffablyEvil Welcome all, my honored guests]]
->[[NotJustATournament To the ultimate duel with the best of the best]]
->At my invitation, you've come to compete
->For the honor of suffering the final defeat
->Isn't it grand what I've managed to do
->[[IHaveYourWife By kidnapping those closest to you]]
->[[YourSoulIsMine I've taken their souls]] [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame to lay on the line]]
->In a winner take all duel for all time
->Let's play the game!
->I'm sure you all know how
->But watch yourselves, [[TermsOfEndangerment my foolish friends]], [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you're all in my world now]]!
->Face up, face down,
->Attack or defend
->Face up, face down
->This battle's to the end
->Face up, face down
->Stay on guard
->Face up, face down
->Play your strongest card
-->--'''[[BigBad Maximilion Pegasus]]''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''

->If I lose it all, slip and fall\\
I will never look away\\
If I lose it all, lose it all, lose it all\\
If I lose it all outside the Wall, live to die another day\\
I don't want anything, I'm just here to...\\
'''BEWARE!!!!'''
-->-- '''[=SiM=]''', "The Rumbling", seventh opening of ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->When the world is full of care
->And every headline screams despair,
->When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile
->Then there’s a certain thing I do
->Which I shall pass along to you,
->That’s always guaranteed to make me smile:
->I go loo-oo-oony as a light-bulb battered bug!
->Simply loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug!
->Mister, life is swell
->In a padded cell,
->It’ll chase those blues away:
->You can trade your gloom
->For a rubber room
->And injections twice a day!
->Just go loo-oo-oony like an acid casualty,
->Or a moo-oo-oonie, or a preacher on T.V.
->When the human race
->Wears an anxious face,
->When the bomb hangs overhead,
->When your kid turns blue,
->It won’t worry you,
->You can smile and nod instead.
->When you’re loo-oo-oony, then you just don’t give a fig.
->Man’s so pu-uu-uny, and the universe so big!
->If you hurt inside,
->Get certified,
->And if life should treat you bad.
->Don't get ee-ee-ven,
->Get mad!
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->''In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning''
->''And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be''
->''It scared me out of my wits''
->''A corpse falling to bits''
->''Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was '''me!'''''

->''I was once the most mystical man in all Russia''
->''When the royals betrayed me, '''they made a mistake!'''''
->''My curse made each of them pay''
->''But one little girl got away''
->''Little Anya, beware, '''Rasputin's awake!'''''

->''In the dark of the night, evil will find her''
->''In the dark of the night, just before dawn''
->''Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete''
->''In the dark of the night, '''she'll be gone!!!'''''
-->--'''Rasputin''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8 In the Dark of the Night]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''

->You know what they say
->Each dog has his day
->But I... must have my night!
-->-- The Secretary of Night, in a cut song from ''[[WesternAnimation/MagicAdventuresOfMumfie Mumfie's Quest]]''.

->As all who know me might suppose, I've hatched a tasty plot!
->A licorice that grows and grows until there's more than a lot!
->I'll place it in the Circle Sweet and watch it quickly rise,
->And soon my chewy sticky goo'll reach into the skies!
->Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see!
->The smell of licorice in the air! (Yummy, yummy yummy!)
->Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand!
->Life will be so great, so grand
->Here in Licorice Land!
-->-- '''"Licorice Land"''', ''WesternAnimation/CandyLandTheGreatLollipopAdventure''

->You're a star and you should know it
->Yeah, you rise above the rest
->It doesn't matter who you hurt
->If you're just proving you're the best
-->-- '''The Dazzlings''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''

->''Listen to the sound of my voice\\
Soon, you'll find you don't have a choice\\
Captured in the web of my song\\
Soon, you'll all be singing along\\\
We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\\
We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\\
We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\\
We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\\\
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\\
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under our spell\\
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\\
Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under... our... spell!''
-->-- '''The Dazzlings''', "Under Our Spell", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''

->'''Dazzlings:''' Welcome to the show (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\\
We're here to let you know (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)\\
Our time is now (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\\
Your time is running out (Ah, ah, ah)\\
\\
[...]\\
\\
Feel the wave of sound\\
As it crashes down\\
You can't turn away\\
We'll make you wanna stay\\
\\
We will be adored\\
Tell us that you want us\\
We won't be ignored\\
It's time for our reward\\
\\
Now you need us\\
Come and heed us\\
[[NothingCanStopUsNow Nothing can]] [[TemptingFate stop us now!!!]]\\
\\
'''Rainbooms:''' Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\\
I've got the music in me\\
Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\\
\\
Don't need to hear a crowd cheering out my name\\
I didn't come here seeking infamy or fame\\
The one and only thing that I am here to bring\\
Is music, is the music, is the music in my soul\\
\\
Gonna break out, (Out!) set myself free, yeah\\
Let it all go (Go!) just let it be, yeah\\
Find the music in your heart\\
Let the music make you start\\
To set yourself apart!\\
\\
['''Adagio:''' So the Rainbooms want to turn this into a ''real'' battle of the bands? Then, let's '''battle.''']\\
\\
What we have in store (ah-ah)\\
All we want and more (ah-ah)\\
We will break on through (ah-ah)\\
Now it's time to finish you!
-->-- "Welcome to the Show", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''

->It's time you learned a lesson,\\
It's time that you understand.\\
Don't ever count on anybody else,\\
In this or any other land.\\
\\
[...]\\
\\
Open up your eyes,\\
See the world from where I stand.\\
Me, among the mighty,\\
You, caged at my command.\\
\\
Open up your eyes,\\
And behold the faded light.\\
It's time to grow up and get wise,\\
Come now, little one, open up your eyes.
-->-- '''Tempest Shadow''' to '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie2017''

->''Now listen up\\
There are crooks in [[TheWildWest this here West]]\\
Who have [[SmallNameBigEgo claimed to be the best]],\\
[[PretenderDiss And think they wrote the book on how to rustle]]\\
Well, as good as they may be,\\
Not a one's as good as me,\\
[[BadassBoast An' I barely have to move a single muscle]]\\
They call me mean, boys\\
Depraved and nasty too\\
And they ain't seen, boys,\\
[[CardCarryingVillain The cruelest thing I do]]\\\
You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\\
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised\\
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\\
Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized\\\
He don't prod, he don't yell,\\
Still he drives them dogies well,\\
Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL\\\
Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,\\
I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle\\
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle\\
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\\\
Here we go, boys\\
Five thousand cattle in the side pocket\\\
Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle\\
A sound them cattle truly take to heart\\
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\\
An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art\\\
He don't rope\\
Not a chance\\
He just puts 'em in a trance\\
He's a pioneer Pied Piper in [[GoofyPrintUnderwear ten-gallon underpants]]\\\
Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo\\
Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle\\
Dodle-adle-eedle-idle\\
I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo\\
'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\\
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo''
-->-- '''Alameda Slim''', ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange''

->'''Sheila:''' Times have changed, [[CorruptTheCutie our kids are getting worse!]]\\
[[ToiletHumour They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!]]\\
'''Sharon:''' Should we blame the government?\\
'''Liane:''' Or blame society?\\
'''Randy/Gerald/Stuart:''' [[NewMediaAreEvil Or should we blame the images on TV?]]\\
'''Sheila:''' [[BigNo NO!]] Blame Canada!\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\\
'''Sheila:''' [[StylisticSuck With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!]]\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\\
'''Sheila:''' We need to form a full assault!\\
'''Everyone:''' It's Canada's fault!\\
'''Sharon:''' [[NeverMyFault Don't blame me for my son Stan]]\\
[[CrossesTheLineTwice He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!]]\\
'''Liane:''' And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf\\
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!\\
'''Sheila:''' Well? Blame Canada!\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\\
'''Sheila:''' It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\\
'''Copy Shack Employee:''' They're not even a real country anyway!\\
'''Mrs. [=McCormick=]:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain My son]] could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true\\
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!\\
'''Everyone:''' Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?\\
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?\\
'''Sheila:''' HECK NO!\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\\
'''Sheila:''' With all their hockey hullabaloo!\\
'''Liane:''' [[TakeThat And that bitch]] Anne Murray too!\\
'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!\\
Foooooooor...\\
The smut we must stop, The trash we will stash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone\\
[[TheScapegoat We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming]] ''[[NeverMyFault us]]''!!!
-->--"Blame Canada", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''

->'''UsefulNotes/{{Saddam|Hussein}}:''' Some people say that I'm a bad guy\\
They my be right, they may be right\\
But it's not, as if, I don't try\\
I just fuck up, try as I might!\\
But I can change, I can change!\\
[[BlatantLies I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!]]\\
I'll open up my heart and I will share it\\
Any minute now I will be born again!\\
Yes, I can change, I can change!\\
I know I've been a dirty little bastard!\\
[[AxCrazy I like to kill, I like to main, yes, I'm insane]]\\
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!\\
[[NeverMyFault It's not my fault that I'm so evil]]\\
It's society...society!\\
You see my parents were sometimes abusive\\
And it made a prick of me!\\
But I can change, I can change!\\
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!\\
I'll open up my heart and I will show it\\
Any minute now I will be born again!\\
[...]\\
'''{{Satan}}''': But what if you never change?\\
What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?\\
[...]\\
'''Saddam''': Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit\\
[[BadassBoast Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!]]\\
Just watch!\\
Just we me change! Here I go, I'm changing! [[RefugeInAudacity *proceeds to break dance*]]
-->--"I Can Change", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''

->''That's right, I heard the story over and over again\\
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\\
That's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends\\
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\\
\\
What did she say about me, what did she say?\\
What did you do without me, what did you do?\\
Did you play games without me, what did you play?\\
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?\\
\\
Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again\\
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends!\\
\\
[...]\\
\\
Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying?\\
[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!]]\\
[[LetsGetDangerous Let's play another game, this time I get to win!]]\\
Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, let's begin!\\
\\
Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again!\\
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends!\\
Oh, that's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends!\\
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her\\
Other... other... OTHER... friends...''
-->--'''Spinel''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie''

->''The time has come to play pretend\\
And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend\\
And I'll humiliate the boy, you'll see,\\
And drive the Louds away from me for good!\\
No, no, no, no, no!\\
\\
I must do more\\
So that the Louds never set foot upon the shore\\
To stop them coming after me,\\
I'll need the crown's authority,\\
For all to see...\\
The duchess I must be!''
-->--'''Morag''', "The Duchess I Must Be", ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouseMovie''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live Action]]
->''Cause whatcha got is what we need\\
And all we do is dirty deeds,\\
WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!''
-->-- The Spinners, ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

->''I know how to hurt, I know how to heal\\
I know what to show and what to conceal\\
I know when to talk and I know when to touch\\
No one ever died from wanting too much...''

->''The world is not enough\\
But it is such a perfect place to start, my love\\
And if you're strong enough\\
Together we can take the world apart, my love''
-->-- '''Music/{{Garbage}}''', "Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough"

->''[[AsianSpeekeeEngrish I'm so ronery, so ronery]]''\\
''So ronery and sadry arone''\\
''[[IJustWantToHaveFriends There's no one, just me onry]]''\\
'' Sitting on my rittle throne''

->''I work wery hard and make up great prans''\\
''But nobody ristens, no one understands''\\
''Seems rike no one takes me serirousry''\\
''[[LonelyAtTheTop And so I'm ronery]]'' *cries* ''A rittle ronery''\\
'' Poor rittle me.''

->''There's nobody I can rerate to''\\
''Feer rike a bird in a cage''\\
''It's kinda sihry, but not rearry''\\
''Because it's fihring my body with rage''

->''I'm the smartest, most crever, most physichry fit''\\
''But nobody else seems to rearihize it''\\
''When I change the world, maybe they'll notice me''\\
''And untir then, I'll just be ronery'' *sigh* ''Rittle ronery''\\
''Poor rittle me.''

->''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm so ronery....]]''
-->--'''Kim Jong-Il''', "I'm So Ronery", ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''

->''"I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass\\
I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls\\
If the phone rings, don't answer the call\\
Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat\\
Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat!\\
Peace!"''
-->--'''The Killer''', ''Film/ScaryMovie''

->''Those poor runner-ups''
->''Might still hold some grudges''
->''They padded their cups''
->''But I screwed the judges!''
-->--'''(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs''', ''Film/Hairspray2007''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
->''"Who's been messing up everything?\\
It's been Agatha all along!\\
Who's been pulling every evil string?\\
It's been Agatha all along!\\
She's insidious! (Ha-ha!)\\
So perfidious\\
That you haven't even noticed\\
And the pity is (the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)\\
It's too late to fix anything\\
Now that everything has gone wrong\\
Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha\\
It's been Agatha all along!" [[note]]And I killed Sparky, too! [EvilLaugh][[/note]]''
--> ''Agatha All Along'', ''Series/WandaVision''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->''"When I say he was a monster,\\
when I set fire to his name,\\
It does not matter where you hear it from,\\
whether truth or lies,\\
It gets said all the same.\\
Whatever's on the table plays!"''
-->-- Music/TheProtomen (Turbo Lover, as [[VideoGame/MegaMan Dr. Wily]]) "The Hounds"

->''And it's so easy when you're evil\\
This is the life, you see\\
The Devil tips his hat to me\\
I do it all because I'm evil\\
And I do it all for free\\
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need''
-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo When You're Evil]]"

->''Eyes like bottles, and hands in my hair\\
[[BlackEyesOfEvil Bottles of blackness,]] the blacker to spare\\
I'll sit myself behind that clock and play tunes on its belfry\\
[[TheChessmaster Five fingers have I, to play them like ten\\
Ten fingers have I, to play them again]]\\
In decimal chains called [[ShapeshiftingTrickster mimicry]]\\
Whose notes will never, never fly\\
Until they quit those timely tunes,\\
And enter that system from outside\\
I am the one you warned me of,\\
I am the one who'd never, never lie!''
-->--Music/BlueOysterCult, "[[Music/{{Imaginos}} I Am the One You Warned Me Of]]"

->''It's all about the game and how you play it,\\
It's all about control and if you can take it,\\
It's all about debt and if you can pay it,\\
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.\\\
I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,\\
I am Control, no way you can change me,\\
I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,\\
I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.\\\
Look over your shoulder, ready to run\\
Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun\\
I am The Game and I make the rules\\
So move on out or you can die like a fool.\\\
Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?\\
Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?\\
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,\\
Cause I am The Game and I want to play.''
-->--''Music/{{Motorhead}}'' - [[Wrestling/TripleH The Game]]

->''You're dressin' all in black\\
From your front to your back\\
And all your evil ways\\
They seem to go on for days\\
And as a matter of fact\\
You got one more night before ya\\\
Smash it up, burn it down\\
Tearing up the underground\\
You wanna live like a super villain\\
Back in the line up\\
Before your time's up\\
You wanna live like a super villain''
-->--'''Powerman 5000''', ''SuperVillain''

->''I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie\\
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me\\
Here from my Hollywood tower I rule\\
I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool\\
The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies\\
The machine is hungry, it needs your life\\
Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum\\
Before we're done, son, we'll make you one\\
I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!\\
I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!''
-->--'''Music/{{WASP|Band}}''', "Chainsaw Charlie"

->''There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!\\
They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!\\
You pay or you play, the rules of the trade\\
The math of the date, the times and the age\\
What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not?\\
[[TitleDrop Sun Moon Stars]] in y'all, each and every all of y'all!''
-->--'''Music/{{Gorillaz}}''' (Mos Def, as [[BigBad Sun Moon Stars]]), ''Sweepstakes''

->''No one man should have all that power.\\
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours.\\
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power.\\
[[DrunkWithPower Till then, fuck that, the world's ours.]]''
-->--'''Music/KanyeWest''', ''Power''

->''The time has come for the world to burn\\
This time you're all gonna learn\\
The countless slain scream out in searing pain\\
Their souls and their ashes are all that remain!''
-->-- '''Music/TheMegas''', ''[[Franchise/MegaMan Man On Fire/Heatman]]''

->''I am the one, Orgasmatron\\
The outstretched grasping hand\\
My image is of agony\\
My servants rape the land\\
Obsequious and arrogant\\
Clandestine and vain\\
Two thousand years of misery\\
Of torture in my name\\
Hypocrisy made paramount\\
Paranoia, the law\\
My name is called religion\\
Sadistic and sacred whore\\\
I twist the truth, I rule the world\\
My crown is called deceit\\
I am the emperor of lies\\
You grovel at my feet\\
I rob you and I slaughter you\\
Your downfall is my gain\\
And still you play the sycophant\\
And revel in your pain\\
And all my promises are lies\\
All my love is hate\\
I am the politician\\
And I decide your fate\\\
I march before a martyred world\\
An army for the fight\\
I speak of great, heroic days\\
Of victory and might\\
I hold a banner drenched in blood\\
I urge you to be brave\\
I lead you to your destiny\\
I lead you to your grave\\
Your bones will build my palaces\\
Your eyes will stud my crown\\
For I am Mars, the God of War\\
And I will cut you down''
-->--Music/{{Motorhead}}, "Orgasmatron"

->''Guileless son, each day you grow older''\\
''Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold''\\
''For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul''\\
''Will die in returning the birthright he stole''
-->--Music/HeatherDale, "Mordred's Lullaby"

->''"I fight where God tells me, I never ask why\\
I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high\\
I kill without consequence, heed no man's law\\
I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw\\
I am judgment and heaven is nigh"''
-->--'''Music/HeatherDale''', "Joan"

->''Waiting, to put on a {{black shirt}}''\\
''Waiting, to weed out the weaklings''\\
''Waiting, to smash in their windows and kick in their doors''\\
''Waiting, for the {{final solution}}, to strengthen the strain''\\
''Waiting, to follow the worms''
-->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "Waiting For The Worms"

->''Watch this: our newest release!\\
The legendary series you missed for years\\
Comes back, get ready for action!\\
[[ObviousBeta Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there]]\\
The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!\\
They'll patch it through microtransactions!\\
\\
So enjoy your pretty nylon bag\\
Oh, and boy, stop shitting on our swag!\\
You're not getting any money back\\
You knew this was a one-way wacky track!\\
Just shut up and have your nylon bag!\\
Coming up with it was real drag!\\
All proceeds go strictly to [[Franchise/{{Fallout}} Vault-Tec]]\\
So you're NOT getting your money back!\\
\\
It just works, it just works!\\
Little lies, stunning shows\\
People buy, money flows, it just works!\\
It just works, it just works!\\
Overpriced open worlds\\
Earnings rise, take my word\\
It just works!\\
It just works!\\
It just works, it just works!''
-->--'''[[Creator/{{Bethesda}} Todd Howard]]''', ''Music/TheChalkeaters'', "It Just Works"

->''Tic tic toc\\
The time bomb clock\\
Ticks grinning ear to ear here, baby\\
Tic tic toc\\
The time bomb clock\\
Ticks counting down\\
Tic tic, stop\\\
You know I speak in riddles\\
And I'm plotting to destroy\\
Villain as I always was\\
Crazy is as crazy does\\\
My sanity's in short supply\\
Mad as a Hatter, hey surprise!\\
T-t-t-ticking bomb on the inside\\
Livin' with the villain pacing in my mind''
-->--'''Wild Fire''', "Villain"

->''If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part\\
You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art\\
Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards\\
The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart\\
One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking\\
Or is the world afraid and the planet started shaking?\\
You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking\\
And the menu for today is some world domination''
-->-- '''Music/TheStupendium''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prerlxLBbQs&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMprerlxLBbQs&start_radio=1 FIEND LIKE ME | Evil Genius 2 Song!]]"

->''Maybe you've heard about me,\\
All in the news today.\\
I'm kind of legendary in the most destructive way!\\
I have a secret hideout,\\
I've got the fancy swords,\\
I've got a bone to pick with all generic demon lords!\\
\\
Open a dictionary,\\
Turn it to "Mastermind",\\
You'll see a picture of me with my other bros in line!\\
I'll burn your village and I\\
Won't even look behind\\
I need not be kind\\
(You know why?)\\
\\
I'm the boss,\\
I'm the boss,\\
I'm very, very sorry for your loss!\\
I'm the boss,\\
I'm the boss,\\
And just in case I didn't get my point across\\
I'm the boss!''
-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H841uTdr5S0 I'm the Boss]]", '''Music/BigBadBosses'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theater]]
->You can join the team\\
Or you can bitch and moan\\
You can live the dream\\
Or you can ''die alone''\\
You can fly with eagles\\
Or if you prefer\\
Keep on testing me\\
''And end up like'' ''[[HopelessSuitor her!]]''\\
[...]
->''Time for you to prove you're not a lameass anymore!''\\
Then step into my candy store!\\
It's my candy store, it's my candy\\
It's my candy store, it's my candy\\
It's my candy store, it's my candy ''store!''
-->--'''Candy Store''', ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}''

->I believe in a cruel God\\
who has created in in His image\\
and whom, in hate, I name.\\
From some vile seed\\
or base atom I am born.\\
I am evil because I am a man;\\
and I feel the primeval slime in me.\\
Yes! This is my testimony!\\
[...]\\
And I believe man to be the sport\\
of an unjust Fate,\\
from the germ of the cradle\\
to the worm of the grave.\\
After all this mockery comes death.\\
And then? And then?\\
Death is Nothingness.\\
Heaven is an old wives' tale!
-->-- '''Iago''', ''Theatre/{{Othello}}'' (Opera by Verdi)

->''"It will all be mine,\\
Power so divine\\
I'll tell the sun to shine\\
On only me!\\
It will all be mine,\\
Till the end of time\\
When this perfect crime\\
Makes history\\
Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Giovanni]]''', ''Theatre/PokemonLive!''

->I love to kick it up a notch\\
Cuz I'm evil and bad to the bone.\\
''[takes a drag]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Yeah, I'm smoking pot!]]\\
Looks like Junior is all grown up.\\
[[ForTheEvulz And I'm having a blast, blowing shit up]] --\\
I'll kill a million bugs! It's a thrill and a drug\\
So call me a terrible guy!\\
I love to kick it up a notch\\
[[PunctuatedForEmphasis And watch! All! Of! You! DIE!]] ''[EvilLaugh]''
-->--'''Junior''', ''Theatre/{{Starship}}''

->'''Hook:''' Who's the swiniest swine in the world?\\
'''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\\
'''Hook:''' Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?\\
'''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\\
'''Hook:''' Captain of villainy, murder, and loot!\\
Eager to kill any who says that his hook isn't cute!\\
'''Smee:''' ''(Cowering)'' It's cute!
-->--'''Hook's Waltz,''' ''Theatre/PeterPan1954''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''Hell, Hell, Hell has its laws\\
Hell, Hell, effects and the cause\\
Curtain falls, but hold your applause\\
Squirm, squirm, for now down here come the claws!\\
\\
Fools, fools, how hard you have fought\\
Brave, brave, but it's all been for naught\\
True Souls, that couldn't be bought\\
Doomed, detected, and caught!\\
\\
No more dеals, it's over\\
The final act, your doom\\
No more grace, it's over\\
This House of Hope,\\
Your tomb!''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7ugWudCA Raphael's Final Act]]''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''

->''[[IAmSong I am]] the Great Mighty Poo\\
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!\\
A huge supply of tish,\\
comes from my chocolate starfish\\
How about some scat,\\
you little twat?''
-->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexAY_t4N8U Sloprano]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

->''Estuans interius\\
Ira vehementi\\
Estuans interius\\
Ira vehementi [[labelnote:translation]] Burning inside, with violent anger[[/labelnote]]\\
SEPHIROTH!''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDD-iYkHBhc One-Winged Angel]], Sephiroth's theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''

->[[FallenHero Like broken angels, wingless, cast from heaven's gates]] [[NobleDemon (Our slumbering demons awake)]]\\
We [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen only fly when falling, falling far from grace]] [[ThenLetMeBeEvil (Hell take us, heaven can wait)]]\\
[[LastOfHisKind Our lives]] [[FlingALightIntoTheFuture a message in a bottle cast to sea]] [[SuppressedHistory (Disgraced, untold and unseen)]]\\
[[TheLastDance Quick to their ends, our candles burn, until we're free]]\\\

->In [[MonochromePast monochrome]] [[TheEpic melodies]], [[TearsOfBlood our tears are painted in red]] [[DrivenToMadness (Bleeding to the edge)]]\\
[[WhatYouAreInTheDark Deep inside, we're nothing more]] than [[HumansByAnyOtherName scions and sinners]]\\
In the rain, do light and darkness fade!\\
Yes, [[EternalRecurrence time circles endlessly]], the hands of fate trained ahead [[YouCantFightFate (Pointing to the edge)]]\\
All things change, drawn to the flame, to rise from the ashes\\
[[EndOfAnAge To begin, we first must see the end!]]
-->-- '''To the Edge''', Theme of [[EvilKnockOff The Warrior of Light]], ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV - Shadowbringers''

->''[[UnstoppableRage A mind consumed with fury!]]\\
[[WrittenByTheWinners Everybody's foolin'! A bribed jury!]]\\
Trust no one fully! The closest ones could be\\
[[EtTuBrute The ones who breaks your neck in your sleep! That's how they do it!]]\\
[[ThenLetMeBeEvil But I got to thank y'all for the lessons!]]\\
[[HeWhoFightsMonsters Now your messin' with a man whose obsessin' with his vengeance!]]\\
They better know, they better know what's really at stake!\\
[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge It's my turn now! Watch me retaliate!]]\\
\\
No one can fully understand anyone,\\
But the backstabber? It's the obvious one!\\
But infinitely lies, I'm ready! I'm the only one!\\
Conscious, but not a-bother me like a lonely one!\\
Nonsense! The most wanted! The most taunted!\\
Get ready for me! [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Look what y'all started!]]\\
Think twice if you think you can stop me!\\
I walk with my hands, y'all still can't catch me!\\
\\
The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\\
Become the king of the kingdom over here!\\
Do it how you want it, however you like it!\\
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\\
The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\\
Become the king of the kingdom over here!\\
Do it how you want it, however you like it!\\
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\\
\\
[[CastingAShadow Live in darkness! Pitch black, stallin'!]]\\
[[GoMadFromTheIsolation Feel heartless! My mind's darkened!]]\\
[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge My purpose is to get my target]]\\
[[GottaKillEmAll Until I check everyone off my list!]]\\
[[BewareTheSillyOnes But somehow, this is like a circus!]]\\
[[{{Troll}} I'm clownin' all of y'all good, at my service!]]\\
[[TakeOverTheCity Please get ready for some disturbance,]]\\
[[LaserGuidedKarma But this is what you get for your purchase!]]\\
\\
[[Really700YearsOld I came with an ancient heart of darkness!]]\\
[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Now there's nobody else, just us!]]\\
[[DuelToTheDeath Either do or die, it's the real toughness!]]\\
[[ThenLetMeBeEvil Feel the wrath of an outlaw locked up!]]\\
\\
The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\\
Become the king of the kingdom over here!\\
Do it how you want it, however you like it!\\
This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!''
-->-- '''"Conditioned to Hate"''', battle theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV: Episode Ardyn''

->''Now that you have seen my return\\
And witnessed this reality burn\\
There's just one thing you should know (Don't you wish you knew the mystery?)\\
You're just a player in my show\\
And everything you ever thought was true\\
Was just part of the play I made for you\\
Isn't it horrible?\\
My prize is in sight, you continue to fight\\
You're adorable\\
So adorable\\
Oh, so adorable\\
So adorable...''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG0NebFbqi0 "Queen's Anthem"]], The Cube Queen's theme, ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''

->Oh look! What clever children!\\
See them study, watch them learn!\\
How I HATE those goody-goodies!\\
How it makes my stomach turn!

->I've got a ''little'' secret,\\
That'll really make 'em cry!\\
It's a NASTY kind of magic,\\
From a special, kind of guy!
-->--''VideoGame/IMMeen''

->''Red sun\\
Red sun over paradise\\
Red sun\\
Red sun over paradise''

->''Golden rays of the glorious sunshine\\
Settling down, such a blood red-light\\
Now the animals slowly retreat\\
To the shadows, out of sight\\
Arid breeze blows across the mountains\\
Giving flight to the birds of prey\\
In the distance, machines come\\
To transform Eden, day by day''

->''[[ThePowerOfLove Only love is with us now]]\\
[[PureIsNotGood Something warm and pure]]\\
[[WarForFunAndProfit Find the peace within ourselves\\
No need for a cure]]''

->''[[WarIsGlorious When the wind is slow and the fire's hot]]\\
[[BloodKnight The vulture waits to see what rots]]\\
[[{{Sadist}} Oh, how pretty, all the scenery]]\\
[[AppealToInherentNature This is nature's sacrifice!]]\\
When the air blows through with a brisk attack\\
The reptile tail ripped from its back\\
When the sun sets, we will not forget\\
The red sun over paradise!''
-->-- '''"Red Sun"''', theme of Sundowner, ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->''The unenlightened masses\\
They cannot make the judgement call\\
[[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Give up free will forever]]\\
Their voices won't be heard at all!\\
Displayed obedience\\
While never stepping out of line\\
And gladly swear allegiance\\
[[MyCountryRightOrWrong Let your country control your mind]]!\\
(Let your country control your soul!)''

->''[[IgnoranceIsBliss Live in ignorance]] and [[BreadAndCircuses purchase your happiness]]\\
When blood and sweat is the real cost\\
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!\\
Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do\\
I give my people the lives they need\\
The righteous will succeed!''

->''The fires of greed will [[TheSocialDarwinist burn the weak!]]\\
So we'll make freedom obsolete!\\
Making whole the fabric of society!\\
Collective consciousness controlled as you'll see!''
-->-- '''"Collective Consciousness"''', theme of [[spoiler:Senator Armstrong and Metal Gear EXCELSUS]], ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->''Sneaky, sly, and shifty, let me introduce myself\\
I'm the doctor they call Strangeglove, a hazard to your health\\
I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes\\
And [[ReforgedIntoAMinion Glump]] your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!''
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/Mhtwirqe6Lc "The Doctor Will See You Now"]], Dr. Strangeglove's theme, ''VideoGame/MoshiMonsters''

->''"Look at me, still talking [[ForScience when there's science to do]]\\
When I look out there [[{{Sadist}} it makes me glad I'm not you]]\\
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done\\
On the people who are\\
[[TitleDrop Still alive]]\\
[[OhCrap And believe me I am]]\\
Still alive\\
I'm doing science and I'm\\
Still alive\\
I feel fantastic and I'm\\
Still alive\\
While you're dying I'll be\\
Still alive\\
And when you're dead I will be\\
Still alive\\
Still alive\\
'''''[[LastNoteNightmare Still alive...]]'''''"''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal1''

->''They call me sick,\\
Obsessed, a madman with no proof!\\
I'll give the monster's\\
Life a use!\\
Awaken my brood! Today you will rise!\\
I've given you life, my Lusus Naturae!\\
Open your eyes!''
-->-- '''Lusus Naturae''', Dr Merlot's ImageSong, ''Videogame/RWBYGrimmEclipse''

->''The story begins with who's gonna win\\
Knowin' the danger that lies within\\
Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart\\
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life!\\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\\
[[EvilGenius I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!]]\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\\
I am the Eggman, [[EvilPlan with the master plan!]]\\\
I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go!\\
They're perfect in every way!\\
I'd love to destroy [[ArchEnemy the blue one you know]]\\
[[SpannerInTheWorks He's an obstacle that always gets in my way!]]\\\
I must play this game by my rules!\\
I will conquer the world with my tools!\\
All my machines are made for destruction!\\
I will build [[TheEmpire my empire]]!\\
I will succeed and you will see!\\
With my machines, [[AttackAttackAttack there is no retreat]]!\\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am\\
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am\\
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\\\
[[CardCarryingVillain I am the enemy]], I will succeed!\\
My mission, yeah, I must complete!\\
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!\\
If you ask me again, I'll show you the same!\\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\\
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!\\
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\\
I am the Eggman, with the master, master plan!\\\
I am the Eggman!''
-->-- '''E.G.G.M.A.N.''', Doctor Eggman's theme, ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''

->''You know, [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt every world will have its end (have its end)]]\\
[[ThisIsTheFinalBattle I'm here to prove it all to you!]]\\
[[TheDogWasTheMastermind I am who you don't think I am (think I am)]]\\
[[UnwittingPawn All wrapped up]] in my {{evil plan}}!\\\
I can taste the day (taste the day)\\
Savor night (savor night)\\
[[TheArchmage Spells beyond you]] [[EvilSorcerer as I watch you crawl!]]\\
[[WhoDares Do you dare to fight (dare to fight)]]\\
[[CardCarryingVillain Evil's might]] ([[EvilIsBigger evil's might]])\\
[[BadassBoast I'll be the last one standing in a flash of light!]]\\\
My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\\
[[NothingCanStopUsNow You think (you think) that you have power over me?]]\\
[[NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!]]\\
So [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou turn away or face this day with me]]! (Face the day with me!)\\
'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)''\\\

->''You know, every world will have its test ([[TimeCrash have its test]])\\
[[IDidWhatIHadToDo Don't blame]] [[ImmortalitySeeker for what]] [[AntiVillain I have become!]]\\
[[WeAreAsMayflies You know, every world will come to end (come to end)]]\\
[[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive And I'll create your final rest!]]\\
I can taste the day (taste the day)\\
Savor night (savor night)\\
Scream your dreams as you dare to fight\\
Dare to fight!\\\
My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\\
You think (you think) that you have power over me?\\
In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!\\
So [[GetOut turn]] [[RunOrDie away]] or face this day with me! (Face the day with me!)\\
'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\\
'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\\
'''With me!'''''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TxnuOia5w "With Me"]], [[spoiler:Merlina's [[BossRemix battle theme]] as [[FinalBoss the Dark Queen]]]], ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight''

->''When everything you know has come and gone\\
(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)\\
[[ThatManIsDead Only scars remain of who I was]]\\
(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire)\\
When there's no one left to carry on\\
([[MasterOfIllusion This is an illusion]], open up your eyes and)\\
This pain persists, I can't resist\\
But that's what it takes to be {{Infinite}}!''\\\

->''So look around you and tell me what you really see\\
[[BadassBoast I never end and that's the difference in you and me]]\\
'Cause when your time is up and everything is falling down\\
It's only me and you, [[NothingCanStopUsNow who is gonna save you now?]]\\
So look around you and tell me what you really see\\
You live a lie and that's the difference in you and me\\
I have the power, let me show you what it's all about\\
It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?''
-->-- '''Infinite's theme''', ''VideoGame/SonicForces''

->''Nice to meat ya, now I'm here to beat ya!\\
With full force, mess up your facial features!\\
Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all ya Little Caesars!\\
All y'all stuff ya face with is pizza, pizza!\\
Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter!\\
See these muscles on me, [[BadassBoast I could beat your teacher!]]\\
I'll defeat [[RankScalesWithAsskicking Leonardo]], y'all become the weakest!\\
I take off all'a ya masks and dismantle your features!\\\
Shredder! [[CardCarryingVillain I cross the line like a letter!]]\\
Smash all'a you turtles, put you back together!\\
Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight girdle!\\
Any obstacle, I'll clear it like a high hurdle!\\
[[PretenderDiss My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas!]]\\
Fightin' you with awareness, show you what revenge is!\\
Diabolical moves strike with mad vengeance!\\
Ask Splinter, [[PrepareToDie he knows I'm comin' with bad intentions!]]''
-->-- First verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AeHzp11cwU "We Ain't Came to Lose"]], Shredder's theme, ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesShreddersRevenge''

->"♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga Clan! Our master is the strongest—he's got a secret plan!♪\\
♪[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild His fall from sand to darkness did bring him to the Depths.]] [[NotQuiteDead But did he waver? Never!]] He into action leapt.♪\\
♪The Yiga Clan then followed, hearts fiery and true. We'll soon raise up our weapon, revived by stone of blue.♪\\
♪In the dark we dwell now, [[TitleDrop we covert clumps of earth.]] Soon we'll rise to take Hyrule for everything it's worth.♪\\
♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga clan! The earth itself will tremble—our ascension is at hand!♪''
-->-- '''Yiga Clan Anthem of the Depths: We Clumps of Earth''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''You seem impressed with what you've shown''\\
''But I don't find it that compelling''\\
''You've sung my praise, but not your own''\\
''And well, I think that's pretty telling''\\
''But while we're on the subject of''\\
''How I'm superb and leagues above''\\
''You''\\
''Ought to know I'm number one!''\\
''I know that might be hard to swallow''\\
''(La La La La!)''\\
''This hurts you just as much as me''\\
''(Oooh...)''\\
''But when this song is sung then you and I'll know''\\
''That you're just a nobody!''
-->-- '''"Better Than You"''', ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'', "Cult Camp"

->''Hey, why not come on down''\\
''To the best club in this town''\\
''[[CargoCult The Box Club]]''\\
''Your one stop''\\
''For cardboard all around''\\
''A structure made so perfectly''\\
''Every sides at 90 degrees''\\
''Join and worship the box for all eternity''\\
''There’s zero price''\\
''Just paradise''\\
''[[HumanSacrifice And the odd sacrifice]]''\\
''Our activities have all the spice''\\
''We’re sure they will entice''\\
''Box sledding''\\
''Box building''\\
''Box throw, steal, and worship''\\
''We just want to spread the glory and happiness of boxes''\\
''And ultimately…''\\
'''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY]]''' '''[[ArtifactOfDoom THE GOD BOX]]''' '''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt IS OPENED, AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING, JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE…]]'''\\
''[[MoodWhiplash So hopefully you get our plight]]''\\
''Cuz we’re running low on stuff to write''\\
''This academy needs us''\\
''Cause…'' [[BlatantLies we’re definitely in the top 10, yes.]]\\
And we’ll give everyone a free box, too!\\
And I guess what we’re basically saying is\\
''Oh please''\\
''Oh please''\\
''No please''\\
''No please!''\\
NO PLEASE!\\
''Please don’t let us''\\
''Shut dowwwwwwwwwwwn!''
-->-- '''The Box Club Leader''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', [[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioGoesToCollege "Mario Goes To College"]]

->My dear friends!\\
TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?\\
C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan!\\
Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles (little Mr. Puzzles!)\\
Now, cut to him having no friends\\
It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!)\\
So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)\\
I was obsessed\\
I couldn't stop,\\
I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!\\
(So he made a decision to get into television!)\\
I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah!)\\
"Patience is a virtue," (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)\\
"Good things come to those who wait!"\\
Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)\\
I'll do anything it takes!\\
(Are you ready for trouble?)\\
Got ya binge-watching!\\
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)\\
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~)\\
You and your friends will look fantastic!\\
(The red carpet is rolled out!)\\
Come and get your tickets!\\
(Before they're all sold out)\\
Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five\\
I get creative control of your real... LIFE!!\\
HMHMHMHAHAHAHA!!!\\
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption;\\
The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the [=SMG4=] crew!\\
(And we're rolling, let's go.)\\
You wanna know why I chose you?\\
You wanna know why I chose YOU?\\
'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!\\
And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING!\\
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!\\
(Are you ready for trouble?)\\
Got ya binge-watching!\\
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)\\
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic!\\
You and your friends will look FANTASTIC!\\
(The red carpet is rolled out!)\\
COME and get your tickets!\\
(Before they're all sold out!)\\
Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five!\\
I get creative control of your real...\\
LIFE!\\
Grab a seat and let's seal the deal!\\
When those gorgeous stars hit five,\\
I get creative control of your real...\\
LIFE!!\\
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\\
and, scene!
-->-- '''Mr. Puzzles''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "WebAnimation/SMG4MoviePuzzlevision"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->''[[YoureInsane Am I insane?]]''\\
''[[MoralEventHorizon Have I crossed the line?]]''\\
''Well, that's a good question! Let me ask your friends!''\\
''OH WAIT, I MURDERED THEM!!''
-->--'''[[TomTheDarkLord Melvin]]''', from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' FanVid:

->P is for priceless, [[OhCrap the look upon your faces]]\\
E is for extinction, [[OmnicidalManiac all your puny races]]\\
R for ''rrrevolution'', [[DoNotAdjustYourSet which will be televised]]\\
F is for [[PrecisionFStrike how f**ked]] you are, now allow me to repriiiise!\\
E is for [[CloudCuckoolander eccentric]], just listen to my song\\
C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long\\
T is for [[TheDreaded the terror upon you I’ll bestow]]\\
[''chuckles''] My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello.
-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''And so I'll cut you up\\
[[GrandTheftMe and wear you like a suit]].\\
Tear the flesh right off your bones,\\
make an outfit of my own,\\
and oh I'll look so [[CuteAndPsycho gosh-darn cute]]!\\
And once I'm in your shredded skin,\\
[[BecomeARealBoy there ain't nothing that this puppet can't do]].\\
I'm gonna make one hell of a me...\\
out of the pieces of you!''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Concupiscence “Connie” [=McNasty=]]]''', ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory''

->''Well, birds gotta sing\\
Bells gotta ring\\
[[{{Greed}} And I need everything in the world!]] (What?)\\
Some of the stuff\\
Just isn't enough\\
No, I need everything in the world!\\\
[[LackOfEmpathy You might believe that it's tragic]] (That's one word for it…)\\
That so many innocents have to die\\
So I can get hold of the magic (You got problems, Jack...)\\
But look at me, what a good boy am I!\\
I deserve the whole world\\
So don't give me sass\\
I'll find [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfPinocchio that wooden puppet]]\\
And chop off his—! [[CurseCutShort (Jack!)]]\\
Ya gotta think big\\
If you wanna win\\
So you kill a few people\\
Is that such a sin? (Obviously!)\\\
[[BlatantLies I never had much growin' up]] (Oh, my God…)\\
We were scraping by, on our bakery pie\\
[[UngratefulBastard Only millions to live on]] (Uh, what?)\\
[[FirstWorldProblems Can you imagine only millions to live on]]\\
[[DrivenByEnvy When some people had billions!]] (Agh, gimme a break, Jack!)\\
I knew then and there\\
I had to make things fair\\
And all I had to do\\
[[CardCarryingVillain Was be a jerk]] (Jack…)\\
A complete piece of !@#$% (My God…)\\\
(Jack?)\\
(Can we talk about this?)\\
(We really don't need to…)\\
(You don't have to kill people!)\\
(Augh! Stop scatting!)\\\
I want everything!\\
I want everything!\\
I want everything!\\
In the whole dang world!\\
I want\\
Everything, everything, everything, everything!\\
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!\\\
(You're going to hell, Jack.)\\
[[AtLeastIAdmitIt Oh, I know!]]''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish Jack Horner]]''' (and the Ethical Bug), [[https://youtu.be/UHJEoCrK56o?feature=shared "Jack Horner's Song"]] by '''Creator/KevinTemmer'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''Quiet, crawl through the in-between''\\
''Silent, secretive feeling of''\\
''Fearsome, hatred that reaches the skies...''\\
''You will bring joy to the Nowhere King''\\
''When he sees the light leaving your eyes...''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Centaurworld}}''

->We are [[EvilOverlord the Lord of Nightmares']] troops\\
Feared and revered by [[AlwaysLawfulGood Wuts and Noops]]!\\
Enemy armies always turn and flee\\
From Urpneys!
-->-- '''"War Song of the Urpneys"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheDreamstone''

->'''[[Creator/KelseyGrammer Sideshow Bob]]:''' ''[sings]'' [[Theatre/MyFairLady I've... grown accustomed to his face,]]\\
And dreams of [[EyeScream gouging out his eyes]].\\
I've grown accustomed to my hate,\\
My plans to lacerate,\\
[[{{Foreshadowing}} To]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI disembowel,]]\\
[[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming To hear him howl.]]\\
\\
[[TitleDrop The very reason that I live]]\\
[[EvilPlan Is plotting how to watch him die.]]\\
\\
'''Homer:''' ''[bangs on the wall from the other room]'' Bart! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!]]\\
\\
'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[continues singing]'' I know this chubby scalawag\\
Has made my life a living hell.\\
[[{{Foreshadowing}} Surely, if I]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI drank his blood]],\\
I'd be at peace... [[VictoryIsBoring but, well...]]\\
\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[[LetsDuet removes the duct tape from his mouth and sings]]]'' You've grown accustomed to my face?\\
\\
'''Sideshow Bob:''' [[SubvertedTrope This isn't a duet.]]\\
'''Bart:''' Sorry. ''[puts the tape back on his mouth]''\\
\\
'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've grown accustomed to your fear,\\
Accustomed to {{revenge}},\\
[[FriendlyEnemy Accustomed to...your...face.]]
-->-- '''"The Very Reason That I Live"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E6TheGreatLouseDetective The Great Louse Detective]]"

->'''[[EvilOverlord Lord Dominator]]:''' I'm not the DamselInDistress.\\
[[DefiedTrope I'm not]] your [[UnholyMatrimony girlfriend]] or the frightened princess.\\
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.\\
Nope... [[CardCarryingVillain I'm the bad guy]]!\\
[[EvilerThanThou All these former villains that you see]]\\
[[KneelBeforeZod Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me]]\\
So I'm not your [[VillainTeamUp teammate or your partner in crime]]!\\
What am I, boys?\\
'''All the villains:''' [She's the bad guy!]\\
'''Lord Dominator:''' Oh, it's magic!\\
To watch a planet\\
[[ApocalypseHow Shrivel up and die]]!\\
Oh, it's thrillin',\\
[[EvilFeelsGood To be a villain]]!\\
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry,\\
[[EvilSoundsDeep Cause I'm the Bad Guy!]]\\
[...]\\
Oh, ain't it fantastic?\\
[[AxCrazy I see something, I blast it]]!\\
And let me tell you why...\\
I always had a weakness\\
For barrenness and bleakness,\\
[[HopeCrusher I crush all your hopes]] and then I watch you cry!\\
[[ItAmusedMe See, I find this business rather fun,]]\\
I don't want [[TheHero your]] assistance or [[BigBadWannabe your]] adulation,\\
[[OmnicidalManiac I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye-bye!]]\\
Why? ({{Beat}}) COME ON, GUESS!\\
'''Wander and Hater:''' [...Cause you're the bad guy?]\\
'''Lord Dominator:''' Or, well, [[SheIsTheKing girl]]. (EvilLaugh)
-->-- '''Lord Dominator''', ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder''

->''The worlds can be one together,\\
Cosmos without hatred\\
Stars like diamonds in your eyes,\\
The ground can be space (space, space, space...),\\
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky.\\\
All the Moonmen want things their way,\\
[[FinalSolution But we make sure they see the sun.]]\\\
Goodbye, Moonmen\\
We say goodbye, Moonmen\\
Goodbye, Moonmen\\
Goodbye, Moonmen\\
Oh, goodbye...''
-->-- '''Fart''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Today's just so wonderful]],\\
[[EvilLaugh I feel like chuckling (ha ha ha)]]\\
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling;\\
[[NightmareFetishist full of tarantulas]]\\
And now that I'm here, tonight,\\
[[RealityIsOutToLunch It's gonna get weird!]]\\
Ah-ha-ha-ha!\\\
Look at these creatures,\\
[[MixAndMatchCritters Not enough features]]\\
Cats should breath fire,\\
Bears should sing choir!\\
(Choir of bears)\\
Very nice!\\
Look at this tower under my power\\
Look at these people,\\
[[PunyEarthlings puny and feeble!]]\\
(Ooooooo hoooo!)\\\
Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you\\
From the delusions [[BombThrowingAnarchist society gave you]]\\
[[GravityIsOnlyATheory Gravity's a lie]]\\
And [[AlienSky so is the sky]]\\
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!\\\
Look at this money\\
Who's that, honey?\\
[[BeenThereShapedHistory Look throughout history]],\\
How could you miss me?\\
([[SigilSpam Seriously, I'm all over the place]])\\
Look at this weather,\\
I could do better\\
[[FictionalColour Mandelbrot rainbows,]]\\
[[HostileWeather Screaming tornadoes!]]\\\
Look at this loser,\\
drinking coffee...\\
[[EvilIsPetty Now it's decaf! (Mwahahahaha!)]]\\
Look at these people,\\
Calling me evil,\\
Right back at you,\\
[[TakenForGranite Now you're all statues!]]\\
Now everything you know has disappeared,\\
It's gonna get weird...''
-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''cut song from'' ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Cozy Glow:''' It's time to try a better way to be bad!\\
'''Tirek and Chrysalis:''' Do we really need a better way to be bad?
-->--''Better Way to be Bad,'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

->''You've been lookin' for some trouble\\
Why should I be so humble?\\
Is that the way you thank me?\\
I'm the one who created this whole thing\\
\\
I'm the swamp that made you,\\
Now I'm the swamp that take you!\\
You left me, should've stayed, babe\\
You know, you never should've disobeyed!''
-->--"The Bog Lady", ''WesternAnimation/IHeartArlo''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]
-> Eat away everything in the world!\\
[[ExtremeOmnivore It will be a neverending supper!]]\\
[[ToServeMan Now let's begin the process of cooking those poor invaders]]\\
Who've wandered into our territory\\
Suck and chew down all the spite and malice!\\
It will be a neverending nightmare!\\
[[ArtifactOfDoom What has been filled up, her cracked glasses]]\\
[[PoweredByAForsakenChild Is the dark red blood]]

->Eventually the end will come, but until that final day\\
Let's keep partying, shall we?\\
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!
-->-- '''[[CreepyTwins The Servants]]''' and '''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Master of the Graveyard]]''', "Master of the Graveyard", ''Music/EvilliousChronicles''

->All day\\
All night\\
I've been [[EvilFeelsGood thinkin' why feelin' wrong feels so right]]\\
And I know\\
Yeah I try\\
To [[HeelFaceTurn turn myself around]] [[RedemptionRejection but I know what I like]]\\

->[[FauxAffablyEvil I ain't nice]]\\
No I'm [[JerkAss quite a dick]]\\
I'm the [[CardCarryingVillain bad guy]] who's [[AllergicToEvil makin' you sick]]\\
It's easy for me\\
I've got no shame\\
I'm in it for the [[EvilPaysBetter money]] and [[VillainCred fame]]\\

->Everybody wants to be like me\\
The villain is the one that you came to see\\
Sick of all the good guys savin' the day\\
'Cause the villain always wins when the hero's away
-->--'''Theory of a Deadman''', ''Villain''

->Five, six, seven, eight!\\
From the head to the leg! I'm the man! I'm the egg!\\
I'm a genius! I'm quick! I make Badniks!\\
Motobug, Chopper, Buzzbomber, Crabmeat!\\
Newtron too! I sad their names to the beat!\\
My mustache is most flash! I'm evil as heck!\\
I've been very wrong! Now I'm here in my mech!\\
Gonna take down Sonic! Gonna get him with my mech!\\
Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks!\\
Gonna hit some pencils! Hit Sonic! Oh yes!\\
Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk!\\
Gonna knock down Sonic and Sonic and Sonic!\\
Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it!\\
Some people call me evil! Call me vile! Call me pest!\\
You can call me "Doc"! Dr. Eggman! I'm the best!
-->--'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GEOH1scCY Lego Eggman Rap]]"

-> [[ChainedToARailway Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks]]\\
[[DastardlyWhiplash I twirl my mustache]] and laugh my EvilLaugh\\
I [[RightHandCat stroke my cat]] and then I steeple my hands\\
[[JustBetweenYouAndMe You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans]]\\
Now just lie still and die while I try to decide\\
What bad guy line applies to my [[EvilGloating diatribe]]\\
\\
How 'bout [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"]]\\
Or maybe [[Film/SupermanII "Kneel before Zod"]] or [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi "Give yourself to The Dark Side"]]\\
[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan "From Hell's heart I stab at thee"]]\\
Or [[Film/Batman1989 "Wait until they get a load of me"]]\\
How 'bout [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall]]\\
[[Literature/SnowWhite Who's the fairest of them all?"]]\\
\\
[Mwahahahaha!]\\
\\
[[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Fools! None may challenge the will of Doom!]]\\
[[Film/TheWizardOfOz I'll get you, my pretty,]] AndYourLittleDogToo!\\
[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Revenge is a dish best served cold]]\\
[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} I did it twenty minutes ago]]\\
[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Take whatever booty you can find But remember: the Beast is mine!]]\\
[[Film/DieHard I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite]]\\
[[Film/Batman1989 Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]\\
[[Film/TheGodfather Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!]]\\
[[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves And call off Christmas!]] Curses, foiled again!\\
He Who Fights And Runs Away\\
Lives to fight another day\\
\\
[Mwahahahaha!!!!]\\
\\
Should I say [[Film/BatmanForever "Riddle me this"]] or [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland "Off with their heads!"?]]\\
[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated]]\\
Now while you hang there and consider your fate,\\
Should I say [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Release the hounds!"]] or just say [[Series/DoctorWho "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"]]?\\
I have something to say\\
It's better to burn out than to fade away\\
[[Film/TheDarkKnight By the way, Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?]]\\
[[Film/BatmanReturns I think the word you're looking for is "Ahhhhh!"]]\\
[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that]]\\
[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet]]\\
[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!]]\\
\\
[[EvilLaugh Mwahahahaha!!!!]]
-->-- '''Music/OoklaTheMok''', "Mwahaha"
[[/folder]]
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