->''"Oh, and I'm so into you\\
But I'm way too smart for you\\
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy\\
I'm not surprised that you agree\\
If you could find some way to be\\
A little bit less afraid of me\\
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head\\
Say I shouldn't kill you [[ImpliedDeathThreat yet]]..."''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Skullcrusher Mountain"

-> How she sings, sweet as day,
-> I could take her away,
-> A fairy voice carries,
-> I'd marry...
-> Canary
-> If only she could love me
-> If only she could love me
-> If only she could love me
-> Like I love...
-> VILLAINY!
-->-- '''[[NeilPatrickHarris Music Meister]]''', ''If Only'' from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Mayhem of the Music Meister]]''

->[[HeroicBSOD As the pain sweeps through]]
->[[LifeIsntFair Makes no sense for you]]
->Every thrill has gone
->Wasn't too much fun at all
->[[StalkerWithACrush But I'll be there for you]]
->As the world falls down
-->-- '''[[Music/DavidBowie The Goblin King]]''', ''As The World Falls Down'' from ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''

->Protect me, Maria!
->Don't let this Siren cast her spell!
->Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
->DESTROY Esmerelda, and let her taste the fires of Hell -
->Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!
-->-- '''Frollo''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA "Hellfire"]], ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''

->It's the age-old story how an evil boy, meets an evil girl.\\
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world. \\
We both maniacally laugh, at all the same stuff. \\
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his evil girlfriend,]]''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK-6Td9INxM Happy Evil Love Song]]

->You chucked me out like I was trash,
->[[IfICantHaveYou for that you should be dead.]]
->But, but, but!
->Then it hit me like a flash;
->What if high school went away instead?
->Those assholes are the key,
->they're keeping you away from me.
->They made you blind,
->messed up your mind,
->but I can set you free!
-->-- '''[[AxCrazy J.D.]]''', ''{{Theatre/Heathers}}'', "Meant to be Yours"
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