->Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.
->I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.
->I see you've met my assistant [[TheIgor Scarface]].
->His appearance is quite disturbing.
->But I assure you he's harmless enough.
->He's a sweetheart, calls me master,
->And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me.

->Oh, and I'm so into you,
->But I'm way too smart for you.
->Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
->I'm not surprised that you agree.
->If you could find some way to be
->A little bit less afraid of me,
->You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
->Say I shouldn't kill you yet.
-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', "Skullcrusher Mountain"

-> How she sings, sweet as day,
-> I could take her away,
-> A fairy voice carries,
-> I'd marry...
-> Canary
-> If only she could love me
-> If only she could love me
-> If only she could love me
-> Like I love...
-> VILLAINY!
-->-- '''[[NeilPatrickHarris Music Meister]]''', ''If Only'' from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Mayhem of the Music Meister]]''

->[[HeroicBSOD As the pain sweeps through]]
->[[LifeIsntFair Makes no sense for you]]
->Every thrill has gone
->Wasn't too much fun at all
->[[StalkerWithACrush But I'll be there for you]]
->As the world falls down
-->-- '''[[Music/DavidBowie The Goblin King]]''', ''As The World Falls Down'' from ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''

->Protect me, Maria!
->Don't let this Siren cast her spell!
->Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
->DESTROY Esmerelda, and let her taste the fires of Hell -
->Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!
-->-- '''Frollo''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA "Hellfire"]], ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''

->It's the age-old story how an evil boy, meets an evil girl.\\
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world. \\
We both maniacally laugh, at all the same stuff. \\
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
-->-- '''[[PhineasAndFerb Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his evil girlfriend,]]''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK-6Td9INxM Happy Evil Love Song]]
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