->And so apparently the world was once again saved due to the villains being totally incompetent. Now onto weather...
-->-- '''Television set''', being watched by Dan's AuthorAvatar in the ''WebComic/ElGoonishShive'' strip ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=103 Too Tired to Care]]''

-> Yeah, he just killed thirty people without a second thought, of ''course'' he's not gonna shoot [[BigBad YOU!]]
-->-- '''[[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Film Brain]]''''s review of ''Film/{{Cobra}}''

->I don't really think he thought this one all the way through. Here's another tip: When your archnemesis is named "The Beastmaster", don't challenge him to a fight '''''IN A FUCKIN' ZOO.'''''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

->Funny, how some movies will seduce you into their stories while others remain at arm's length. ''{{Film/Titanic|1997}}'' was just as artificial and effects-driven as ''Hard Rain'', and yet I was spellbound. Maybe it was because the people on the doomed ship had no choice: The ''Titanic'' was sinking, and that was that.\\\
In ''Film/HardRain'', there is a bad guy (Creator/MorganFreeman) who ''has'' a choice. He wants to steal some money, but all during the film I kept wondering why he didn't just give up and head for dry ground. How much of this ordeal was he foolish enough to put up with? Water, cold, rain, electrocutions, murders, shotguns, jet-ski attacks, drownings, betrayals, collisions, leaky boats, stupid and incompetent partners, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and your fingertips shrivel up]]. Is it worth it?
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->'''Ru'afo:''' He's no threat.\\
'''Plinkett:''' ''(watching)'' Uhh.....hey, Ru'afo? Remember the beginning of the movie? The android has been nothing but ''[[SpannerInTheWorks the biggest problem to you ever]]''.
-->--''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia'' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->[Mickey] Rourke isn’t all that menacing, his character comes up with stupid plans, he has no real problem solving abilities, and he can’t learn [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to shut up and shoot his targets]]. Now that may be the point... that [[HarmlessVillain he believes he is the best but is utterly incompetent]] but I highly doubt that. Every fed/mob character try to play him up as the next [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Anton Chigurh]] and yet every one of his plans go completely tits up on him.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/killshot-2008-john-madden/ on]] ''{{Film/Killshot}}''

->He killed an entire club's worth of people earlier, with ''not one'' of them getting away. And now Joey's stumbling around like an idiot and he can't even get ''her!'' Come ON, Pinhead!\\\
But maybe that's because he's using electrified water and explosions instead of the very effective [[IconicItem hooks on chains]].
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/HellraiserIIIHellOnEarth''

->'''Chris''': Magneto is super surprised that all the army guys are kitted out with plastic weapons, as though there was not a dude [[AesopAmnesia beating him with a plastic nightstick]] in the last movie. It’s almost like Ratner and the writers never actually saw ''X-Men'' 1 or 2, and just had someone describe it to them. Over the phone. While driving through a tunnel.\\
'''Matt''': [=McKellen=] looks like Bela Lugosi in an Creator/EdWood movie in these shots.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumer' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-3: X-Men United]]''

->This is another scene where Zod just doesn't come off as all that bright. Umm, here's a thought. If you knew that Tess had [[PlotCoupon the device that you REALLY REALLY wanted]], why, rather than spending all that time flirting with Lois, didn't you just find her and torture her for its location? Even Clark's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique tortured Tess for information]] this season; is that just completely out of your comfort zone, or what?... . So apparently, after Clark roasted Zod's towers Tess managed to salvage the one thing from the wreckage that Clark needs to activate the Book of Rao. Good girl, Tess. What's that, [[{{Series/Lassie}} Timmy's down a well again?]]
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville9-ep22 Julian Finn]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Salvation"

->Poor {{DC}}. So many of the [[BloodierAndGorier scenes of death and dismemberment]] they’ve written into their books recently have just been [[{{Narm}} exercises in black comedy]]. For instance, take the death of Maxwell Lord, an event that was supposed to be a super big deal for ComicBook/WonderWoman’s future characterization and a bunch of events planned out for then-brewing ''ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis''. The scene as written is just fucking hilarious...Max mwa-ha-has about how she can’t keep him tied up forever ([[FridgeLogic which… actually she could]], or long enough to find another way to deal with him, but whatever), and then boasts that the only way she can ever free Superman would be to kill him. In a scene with comic timing so goddamn perfect it had to be intentional, Wonder Woman thinks this over, and then… '''[[NeckSnap *KRK*]]'''\\\
Fucking ''classic'', is what that is.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php "The 10 People Who Have Stayed Dead in Comics"]]

->I’m starting to feel bad for {{Thanos}}, to be honest. He has a [[PsychoticSmirk nice smile]], a [[TinTyrant neat-looking gold suit]] and a comfortable-looking [[CoolChair space chair]], but other than that, I don’t think he has a lot going for him. He’s not that handsome, smile aside, and everyone seems to hate him. Even when he pays to have people be friends with him, like Ronan the Accuser, those people wind up betraying him, too. All Thanos wants is love. (And maybe he should stop spending time with people known as 'The Accuser,' who sound very judgmental.)
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ Mike Ryan]]''', "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"

-> '''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!\\
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?\\
'''Anubis''': What?\\
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?\\
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.\\
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!\\
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!\\
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?\\
'''Anubis''': No. It's a secret.\\
'''Yami''': You're the most disappointing movie villain since [[StarWars General Grievous]].
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie]]'''

->'''Hagan:''' "[[TheDragon Ritter]] goes off to start a fire and smoke out [[FinalGirl Chris]] and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."\\
''(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)''\\
'''Hagan:''' "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."
-->-- DiamandaHagan reviewing '''Film/TurkeyShoot'''
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