->''Guys, we are so ballet!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''Let's Play Ballerina''

->''Bitches be--[[JumpScare WHAT THE FUCK?!]]''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''

->''Oh, you're thinking of kids? I was thinking of like, people.''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''

->''USA! USA!''

->''Can you imagine? You troll someone, and then you just [[ItMakesSenseInContext immediately masturbate?]]''

-->'''Fraser''': Alright, level two of ''Harley-Davidson Roadtrip'', time to get off that--
-->'''Ben''': Take a walk!
-->'''Fraser''': Take a walk.
-->''Harley-Davidson Roadtrip''

->''You crazy jerkbutt!''

->''Looks like Leeroy's claimed another victim!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{The Binding Of Isaac}}''

->''Would you like some cheese with that being-a-little-bitch?''

->''I saw a Dick, and I went for it.''

->''Uh oh, I have to fight fair. Shit.''

->''Thanks for overthinking it, Ben. Never thought we'd have that problem with you, huh, buddy?''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}''

->''EM EL GEEEEEEE!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Rochard}}''

-->'''Ben''': Get it?!! She ''SHIT'' everywhere!!
-->'''Fraser''': She had to leave the room to take a big shit!
-->''Microsoft press conference, E3 2011''

->''Some people call [my hat] a fe-douche, I don't call it that, I call it a hat.''

->''...Dickwad.''
-->'''Becky''', ''whenever she wants to troll Fraser''

->''"Tryst"? Is that, like, anal?''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''

->''"I'm a dickhead, you're a dickhead. Let's rub our dickheads together."''
-->'''Fraser''', Pre Pax Easter Show

->''"I know the pain of normal tears now."''
-->'''Fraser''', on restarting ''The Binding of Isaac'', immediately quoted in the chat as "Emo Fraser"

->''"You weren't there to tell me not to, so I did something dumb."''
-->'''Fraser''' summing up his gaming prowess in one sentence