->''Guys, we are so ballet!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''Let's Play Ballerina''
->''Bitches be--[[JumpScare WHAT THE FUCK?!]]''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''
->''Oh, you're thinking of kids? I was thinking of like, people.''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''
->''USA! USA!''
->''Can you imagine? You troll someone, and then you just [[ItMakesSenseInContext immediately masturbate?]]''
-->'''Fraser''': Alright, level two of ''Harley-Davidson Roadtrip'', time to get off that--
-->'''Ben''': Take a walk!
-->'''Fraser''': Take a walk.
-->''Harley-Davidson Roadtrip''
->''You crazy jerkbutt!''
->''Looks like Leeroy's claimed another victim!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{The Binding Of Isaac}}''
->''Would you like some cheese with that being-a-little-bitch?''
->''I saw a Dick, and I went for it.''
->''Uh oh, I have to fight fair. Shit.''
->''Thanks for overthinking it, Ben. Never thought we'd have that problem with you, huh, buddy?''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}''
->''EM EL GEEEEEEE!''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Rochard}}''
-->'''Ben''': Get it?!! She ''SHIT'' everywhere!!
-->'''Fraser''': She had to leave the room to take a big shit!
-->''Microsoft press conference, E3 2011''
->''Some people call [my hat] a fe-douche, I don't call it that, I call it a hat.''
->''...Dickwad.''
-->'''Becky''', ''whenever she wants to troll Fraser''
->''"Tryst"? Is that, like, anal?''
-->'''Fraser''', ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''
->''"I'm a dickhead, you're a dickhead. Let's rub our dickheads together."''
-->'''Fraser''', Pre Pax Easter Show
->''"I know the pain of normal tears now."''
-->'''Fraser''', on restarting ''The Binding of Isaac'', immediately quoted in the chat as "Emo Fraser"
->''"You weren't there to tell me not to, so I did something dumb."''
-->'''Fraser''' summing up his gaming prowess in one sentence