->'''Vexxarr:''' Hey! The biting sarcasm is ''my'' bit. Wound my pride with your own material, bucko.

->'''Vexxarr:''' You will ''not'' drive me mad! Do you hear me? I refuse to be a resident of your tiny circle of madness! I refuse!

->'''Vexxarr:''' Well, thank you ''so much'' for turning my vague, formless paranoia into a concrete and palpable ''psychosis!''

->'''Vexxarr:''' I finally get to the punch line, and turns out it's ''me.''

->'''Sploorfix:''' I don't know how I can ever thank you...\\
'''Minionbot:''' No need... mischief is its own reward...

->'''Minionbot:''' Do you ever tire of being wrong?\\
'''Vexxarr:''' No. It has a unique charm each and every time...

->'''Vexxarr:''' Okay, who are you, and which unjust god must I appease to make you leave?

->'''Vexxarr:''' Nothing for it but to meet my Maker. Let me get my list of complaints...

->'''Sploorfix:''' This way you can work together against a common enemy. It's what Vexxarr would have wanted...\\
'''Minionbot:''' Error! Vexxarr would have held out for a bargain unethically weighted in his favor.\\
'''Sploorfix:''' Fine. It's what he would have wanted if he weren't ''evil''.\\
'''Minionbot:''' Well, so long as fairies are dancing on pins...

->'''Vexxarr:''' My hate for you is so large that freighters give it right-of-way at commercial spaceports.

->'''Vexxarr:''' It's like the universe says "SEE THAT HOPE OVER THERE? THAT'S FOR SOMEONE I ACTUALLY LIKE. DON'T TOUCH IT. IN FACT, LET'S PUT YOU OVER HERE WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT." And then it says "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FIRE OR CARNIVOROUS ROBOTS TO GO WITH YOUR SPIRALING ABYSS?"

->'''Minionbot:'''I have finally reached the point in time where the questionable logic of my methods becomes too great to ignore.

->'''Vexxarr:''' And when, exactly, were you planning to tell me?\\
'''Minionbot:''' The very second after not telling you ceased to be funny.