->This can only be the work of '''FAIRY GOD PARENTS!'''
-->-- '''Denzel Crocker''', numerous episodes of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

->"''Holy *tik* shrew! Lookit! She's my size -- with *tik* wings! I told you I sensed *tik* insect thoughts! Princess, I think I'm *tik* in love!"''
-->-- '''Bug''' from ''ComicBook/{{Micronauts|MarvelComics}}'', on [[ComicBook/TheWasp Wasp]]

->Lets start things off with Jimmy Savile OBE’s -- this is pre-knighthood -- 1974 opus ''Love is An Uphill Thing''. Not until Creator/RussellBrand’s ''Booky Wook'' did a book so capture the voice of its (supposed) author. The whole thing is full of ''“says I”'' or third person, ''“Says [[ThirdPersonPerson Jim]],”'' and people often ''“[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe spaketh he,]]”'' instead of just speaking. Jim’s also quite fond of the phrase ''“on the morrow”..."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/summer-of-saville-prologue/ "Summer of Savile"]]

->Having been absent since ''Halloween Havoc'', [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]] made his big return on ''Thunder'' for no explicable reason. Even less explicable was the fact that when he returned, he made no mention of ''Halloween Havoc'', no mention of why he had walked out of the match with {{Wrestling/Sting}}, and no mention of where he'd been, though he did manage, in the span of two minutes, to say the word "brother" five times, "dude" four times, and "Jack" twice.
-->--'''R. D. Reynolds''' and '''Bryan Alvarez''', ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW''

->... He compulsively uses the words "absolutely", "positively", "categorically", and "100%" a lot, absolutely positively 100% categorically [[{{Doublespeak}} fattening up his books with those words]] at the expense of actual content.\\
He also compulsively misuses quotation marks, in one of his books actually putting quotes around "Cures" in the title (which, when you think about it, [[FreudianSlip actually makes for a rare bit of accuracy]] in his books).
-->--'''''Rational Wiki''''' on Kevin Trudeau

->Oh, it's just an endearing little quirk of hers. I'm sure we'll all get used to it.
--> -- '''David Kaye''', ''Series/ThisIsWonderland''

->'''Bakura''': How come you're always making that stupid "nyeh" sound?\\
'''Joey''': Nyeh, ''what'' stupid "nyeh" sound?\\
'''Bakura''': The one you just made.\\
'''Joey''': Nyeh, what're you talking about, nyeh?\\
'''Bakura''': You're ''doing it right now.''\\
'''Joey''': I don't get it. What noise? Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeee--\\
'''Bakura''': '''''THE ONE THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AT THIS VERY MOMENT!'''''\\
'''Joey''' --eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh''butIcanthearanything''nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--
-->--''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->Prinny Rule No. 1! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!
-->--'''Valvatorez''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea4APromiseUnforgotten''

->''Hmhmhm... you are a fool to anger the highly disciplined family of blue Prinnies, dood... Do you think a Prinny who doesn't even know the first rule, including the word "dood" in every line you say, can take us on, dood? Two seconds... that's all the time I need to defeat you! Everybody, charge! Doooooooood!''
-->--'''One of Seraphina's Prinnies''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea5AllianceOfVengeance'', [[spoiler:before they get rekt by a lone Toto Bunny Prinny]]

->''"Y'know, a lot of people come up to me asking why I always say, dood. Well, it's not because we like it, dood! This is something we Prinnies just gotta do! It's practically a law, dood!"''
-->--'''a Prinny''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea6DefianceOfDestiny''

->'''@@[[color:#0000d4:JOHN: can you not control the woofs?]]@@'''
->'''@@[[color:#47ca00:JADE: i havent gotten the hang of the woofs yet :(]]@@'''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"I can't keep doing it! Just adding [='=]''and a toilet seat cover''[='=] at the end ruins any kind of serious talk!"''
-->-- '''Sunohara Youhei''', ''VisualNovel/{{CLANNAD}}''

->Man, [Scary Terry] sure says "bitch" a lot!
--> -- '''Morty''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->"Huh!? Hey, you can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!"
-->--'''Detective Gumshoe''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''

->"''Yes-yes'' Warlord Krizk - for a ''treaty-pledge'' of just 200 Slaves, 12 claws of warptokens, a Breeder and certain alliances and pledges, one of our ''very-very'' finest Clan Moulder Rat Ogres can be yours..."
-->--A Skaven '''Clan Moulder Haggle-master''', from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}

->"Iceburg can't stop saying Well please help this poor man"
-->-- The description for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Y96oak9vQ this]] compilation of [[Manga/OnePiece Iceburg]]
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