--> '''Chloe Sullivan:''' I came here for help, not to be cut open by some Jack the Ripper wannabe!
--> '''Curtis Knox, M.D.:''' I ''was'' Jack the Ripper.
---> ''Smallville'', "Cure" (Knox being an {{Expy}} of Vandal Savage)

--> '''Martian Manhunter:''' You age gracefully.
--> '''Savage:''' You have ''no idea.''
---> ''Justice League'', "The Savage Time"

--> With our railgun in orbit, Kasnia has the ultimate high ground. [[BadassBoast I am now the dominant military power on Earth]]. And there are going to be some changes. ''(picks up a list)'' Item One...
---> ''Justice League'', "Maid of Honor"

--> I'll squeeze your heart like a grapefruit!
---> ''TheFlash'', Vol. 2, #2, to the Flash

--> Only a madman would [[CrazyAwesome hitch a ride home inside a comet]]. Fortunately, I stopped heeding others' definitions of sanity millennia ago.
---> ''JSA Classified'', Vol. 1, #10

--> '''Time''' is something I have ''plenty'' of.
---> ''{{Superman}}: Man of Steel'', Vol. 1, #1000000

--> I am not adverse to the taste of [[ImAHumanitarian human]] ''[[ImAHumanitarian flesh]]'', sir.
---> ''FinalCrisis'', Vol. 1, #1

-->'''Superman:''' How did you get here?
-->'''Vandal:''' The old-fashioned way; I'm [[TheSlowPath immortal.]]
---> ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "Hereafter"

--> '''Ray''': So you traded my life -- that's "''saving''" me?!
--> '''Vandal''': I've traded nothing, Ray. Power down and I'll prove it.
--> '''Ray''': If I do that, I'll die.
--> '''Vandal''': In which case my theory would be proven incorrect.
--> '''Ray''': Well now, can't let that happen. I don't trust you, Savage.
--> '''Vandal''': I think you do. And that is your greatest fear. Your death accomplishes nothing. It would be a waste of resources. Ray -- this is not a trick.
--> ''Ray, reluctantly, powers down and is totally fine.''
--> '''Vandal''': You don't ''look'' dead.
---> ''The Ray # 16''

--> ''Excellent! I haven't eaten one of these in centuries!''
-->-- Vandal meets a dragon, '''Demon Knights'''

-->'''Calculator''': [[SarcasmMode Charming, isn't he.]]
-->'''Luthor''': Hmm. Recent archaeological evidence suggests he may have actually invented cannibalism.
-->'''Calculator''': Heh. Good one.
-->'''Luthor''': [[NotHyperbole 'Good one' what]]?
-->--''[[SecretSix Villains United]]''