->"''[[LampshadeHanging Great, we picked up another one...]]''"
-->-- '''[[MetaGuy Chisame]],''' ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima''

->"''Damn my charisma!''"
-->-- '''[[AdorablyPrecociousChild Negi Springfield]],''' ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima''

->''"[[Music/JayZ He's got ninety-nine problems]], and these bitches are the main ones."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/SteveBlum TOM 3.0]]'''; when advertising the ''Anime/TenchiMuyo'' [=DVDs=] during the AprilFoolsDay Creator/{{Toonami}} revival.

-> '''Grosvener''': Yes yes--I am aesthetic and poetic.\\
'''All the Ladies''': Then, we love you!\\
'''Dragoons''': They love him! Horror!\\
'''Bunthorne and Patience''': They love him! Horror!\\
'''Grosvener''': They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!
-->-- Creator/GilbertAndSullivan: ''Theatre/{{Patience}}''

->'''Julie''': Just how many girls are in your life now?\\
'''Ben''': At this point, I don't even have a clue.

->''"Oh, what gives? Don't you like women hurling themselves at you?"''
-->-- An unwanted suitor to '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/{{HERZ}}'', ''chapter 1''

->''"Everytime I see you, you have a new girl on your arm. I really can't congratulate you enough!"''
-->-- '''Meme Oshino''', ''LightNovel/{{Bakemonogatari}}''