->''"I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense, it has structure, logic, rules, and likable leading men. [[ThisIsReality In life, we have this]]. We have you."''
-->-- '''Abed''', ''Series/{{Community}}''

->''"Whether Joey is a punk or a heel is something worth more careful thinking than time permits. Perhaps he is only a rat infested with termites."''
-->--'''Brooks Atkinson''', review of ''Theatre/PalJoey''

->''You are all'' terrible ''people''.
-->-- ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

->''"So we've established that [[Franchise/ArchieComics Archie]] [[HeManWomanHater hated women]] and [[FatComicRelief the overweight]] with a passion. But so what? So does every person at the Lane Bryant returns department. What made ''Little Archie'' special was that he hated ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually everyone]]. For every reason. He was selfish, conniving, cruel ... you know what? I can save us a lot of time by saying he was, without exaggeration, the literal 9/11 of Hitler rape."''
-->--'''''{{Seanbaby}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]]
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