-> '''[=UltraSphinx=]''': What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
-> '''Superman''': They surrender.
-> '''[=UltraSphinx=]''': Answer... is acceptable.
-->-- '''ComicBook/AllStarSuperman'''

->In 1979, an unstoppable force met an immovable object. Chuck Norris kicked Mr. T in the jaw. [[TotallyRadical The result was the '80s.]]
-->-- Website/ChuckNorrisFacts

-> ''One day only: The Irresistable Force Meets the Immovable Object. Tickets, five marks.''
--> -- '''Cordelia Vorkosigan's''' thoughts on witnessing a confrontation between her husband and his father.

-> ''Se Maomé não vai à montanha, vem a montanha até Maomé.''[[note]]"If Mohammed does not go to the mountain, the mountain comes to Mohammed", which is [[https://ciberduvidas.iscte-iul.pt/consultorio/perguntas/se-a-montanha-nao-vai-a-maome-vai-maome-a-montanha/28594 actually a misphrasing]] - it should be "''Se a montanha não vem a Maomé, vai Maomé à montanha''" - "If the mountain does not come to Mohammed, Mohammed goes to the mountain".[[/note]]
--> -- '''Portuguese saying'''

-> The most really poetical impossibility is an irresistible force colliding with an immovable post. When that happens it will be the end of the world.
--> -- Creator/GKChesterton, '''The Uses of Diversity'''
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