->'''Phoebe:''' Isn't it ironic how he liked you and then--\\
'''Rachel:''' I get it!
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with the Donor"

->'''Daphne Moon:''' We live in a civilized society, and there are certain rules we have to live by. We all have impulses we'd like to explore, but we don't. Well... you can't just go chasing anyone you fancy just because you're suddenly attracted to them. There are certain things you don't do no matter how tempted you are.
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Whine Club"

->When I came to visit you
->That's when I knew I could never have you
->I knew that before you did
-->-- ''Motorcycle Driveby'', by Third Eye Blind

->...So let me get this straight:
->So now you loved me all along?
->What made you hesitate
->To tell me with words what you really feel?
->I can see it in your eyes you mean all of what you say...
->I remember so long ago, see I felt that same way.
-->''A Day Late'' by ''Anberlin''

->''Just when I'd stopped\\
Opening doors\\
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours...''
-->"Send In The Clowns", '''Music/StephenSondheim''', from ''Theatre/ALittleNightMusic''

->What a surprise!\\
Who could foresee?\\
I'd come to feel about you\\
What you felt about me\\
Why only now, when I see that you've drifted away?\\
What a surprise\\
What a cliché
-->--'''Creator/BarbraStreisand''''s cover of the same song.

->'''Eric:''' Oh I wish we could’ve... gone out for coffee or something... The two of us... Together.\\
'''Antigone:''' Ah. I see. You know, there was a time when I’d have done anything to you.\\
'''Eric:''' What-?\\
'''Antigone:''' For you.\\
'''Eric:''' Ah.\\
'''Antigone:''' But... time has flowed by. We’re not the same as we once were. It’s rather too late. Wouldn’t you say? Eric?
--> ''Podcast/WoodenOvercoats''

->''Poor Peter Parker was pitiful''\\
''Couldn't've been any shyer''\\
''Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him''\\
''Even if his hair was on fire''\\
[...]\\
''Oh, and MJ is all hot for Peter now!''\\
''Ah but Peter, he just shuts her down!''\\
''Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try''\\
''Again when the sequel comes 'round!''
--> -- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Ode to a Superhero"