-> ''"I just couldn't get past the [[NonMammalMammaries mammalian accoutrements]]. Yes, the [[{{Cthulhumanoid}} illithid]]'s psionic "voice" had a feminine vibe, but seriously, boobs on a squid?\\
[...] I remembered thinking that I should have named the creature "Illthid Thexth." My apologies to readers who might actually be afflicted with a lisp."''
-->--'''[[http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13887&whichpage=18#358632 Elaine Cunningham]]''' about [[http://www.o-love.net/realms/head_sta_tsr.html the original cover]] of her ''[[ForgottenRealms Tangled Webs]]'' [[note]]v.2.0 had the stylized portrait of the illustrator with his girlfriend... which wouldn't be bad if said lady's features weren't much farther from "chipped-out-of-obsidian" sharpness than human average.[[/note]]
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