->''"If your last name is Hyman, don't call your daughter an adjective!"''
-->-- '''Adam Hills'''

->"Professor Poopypants had come to America to share the [[ShrinkRay Shrinky-Pig 2000]] and the Goosy-Grow 4000 with the world. But nobody seemed to want to hear about his inventions. They were all too busy… laughing at his silly name."
-->-- ''Literature/CaptainUnderpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants''

->"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-[=McFisticuff=]."
-->-- '''Brad Sherwood''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway?''

->'''Meg:''' Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
->'''Peter:''' ''Penisberg?''
->'''Mr. Penisberg:''' Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->"Overall, it's a [[SoOkayItsAverage mediocre platformer game]], and a [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames cheap exploitation]] of the [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Coppola]] movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-'''FRED FUCKS'''?!?!"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''Film/BramStokersDracula'', the ''Dracula'' special

->< ians> :-(\\
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?\\
< ians> My name is depressing.\\
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians\\
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.\\
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"
-->--qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/57881 #57881]]

->''"My name is Urblad Rotgut."''
->''"That's '''your''' problem."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/WarhammerDarkOmen''

->"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
-->-- ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader''

-> "Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. [[LampshadeHanging Do not ask about the name.]]"
-->--'''Tali''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is ''Mervin''?"
-->--'''The Abbott''', ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights''

->"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."
-->--'''The Judge''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', if you say Case 1-1's victim's name was "Cinder Block" by mistake

-> "You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?"
-->-- ''Theatre/HMSPinafore''

->'''Nick''': Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "[[TitleDrop General Protection Fault]]", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
->'''Dwayne''': Um... I'm not all that creative...
-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/1998/11/04 November 4, 1998]]

->'''Pilate''': What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?\\
'''Centurion''': Well, it's a joke name, sir.\\
'''Pilate''': I have a [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome vewy gweat fwiend in Wome]] called "Biggus Dickus"! (guards start sniggering) SILENCE!
-->-- '''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'''. Continued below.

->''"Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome fwiend]]... '''Biggus... Dickus?''' ... What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the naaame... '''Biggus... Dickus?''' *{{Beat}}* He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. '''Incontinentia Buttocks.'''"''
-->-- ''Pontius Pilate'', '''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'''

->''"I got my first name from my father, and my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for President."''
-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Barack Hussein Obama]]''', ''2008 Al Smith Foundation dinner''

->"[[Franchise/IronMan Mr. Stark,]] these are the Wards. This is [[Literature/{{Worm}} Clockblocker]]--"
->"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"
->Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.
->"Shit. My bad. 'Clockblocker'. Not the other thing. Yeah."
-->-- [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/falling-iron-im-mcu-worm.270804/page-18#post-12009266 A comment on]] ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/falling-iron-im-mcu-worm.270804/ Falling Iron]]''

->"I want to stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm '''retarded'''?
->"You've upset Tits!"
->"Don't cry, Tits."
-->-- ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=238 here]] (fourth one)

->'''Ram''': Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
(Ram heads into the kitchen to get a drink.)\\
'''Kohaku''': Gesundheit.\\
'''Ram''': No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
'''Igno''': Hm... What does that even mean?\\
'''Kohaku''': Oh, cool. Wait, new name?\\
(Dragoness Imca stifles a giggle.)\\
'''Dragoness Imca''': In his language or english? Because in english......\\
'''Ram''': Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.\\
(Dragoness Imca kinda breaks down and giggles. She's unable to hold it in any longer.)\\
'''Ram''': ?\\
'''Igno''': (to Ram) Awesome!\\
'''Igno''': (To Dragoness Imca)... Seriously?\\
'''Longram''': (To Imca) ?\\
'''Longram''' (To Ram): Hmmm?\\
'''Kohaku''': Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he?\\
'''Dragoness Imca''': Don't make me explain this.\\
(Dragoness Imca blushes.)\\
'''Dragoness Imca:''' Okay, Kohaku has this covered.\\
(Dragoness Imca looks a little relieved.)\\
'''Ram''': Uhhhhhh, okay.\\
'''Ram''': (To Kohaku) He might.\\
'''Igno''': Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant.\\
'''Kohaku''': Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.\\
(Longram looks bewildered.)\\
'''Longram:''' You guys lost me.

->"You know, the dude who wore that helmet before you was a good guy. His name was Richard Rider... There's a joke in there if you think on it."
-->-- '''Spider-Man''' to the second ComicBook/{{Nova}} in ''Axis #5''

->''The residents of Oye swore they would rename their small harbor in honor of the first Allied soldier to liberate them. Lucky for them, Private Gilroy was one step ahead of Corporal Butts.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/CompanyOfHeroes'', description of "Gilroy's Harbour" map

->31. [[TemptingFate I can safely assume]] that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
-->--'''[[http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/ Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names]]'''

->"Creator/MichaelFassbender plays a detective named Literature/HarryHole whose life through elementary school and high school must have sucked -- probably at the police academy also -- because he is named [[AccidentalInnuendo Harry Hole]]. How many reviewers are gonna talk shit about his name? Probably all of them. How many reviewers are gonna talk shit about [[SnarkBait this movie]]? Probably all of them."
-->--'''Creator/JeremyJahns''' in his review of ''Film/TheSnowman2017''

->'''Archer:''' I mean, because you know what it sounds like, right?\\
'''Benoit:''' ''Oui, monsieur.''\\
'''Archer:''' It sounds like "ben wa balls." Benoit...balls. See? I can't even say it without saying "balls". Say your name.\\
'''Benoit:''' (sigh) Benoit...\\
'''Archer:''' Balls... See? Physically impossible.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "[[Recap/ArcherS2E11JeuMonegasque Jeu Monegasque]]"

->'''Robin:''' My name's Richard Grayson, but the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' Well, children can be cruel.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoBatmanMovie''