->''"If your last name is Hyman, don't call your daughter an adjective!"''
-->-- '''Adam Hills'''

->"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-[=McFisticuff=]."\\
-- '''Brad Sherwood''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?''

->'''Meg:''' Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
->'''Peter:''' ''Penisberg?''
->'''Mr. Penisberg:''' Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->"Overall, it's a [[SoOkayItsAverage mediocre platformer game]], and a [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames cheap exploitation]] of the [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Coppola]] movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-'''FRED FUCKS'''?!?!"
->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''Film/BramStokersDracula'', the ''Dracula'' special

->< ians> :-(\\
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?\\
< ians> My name is depressing.\\
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians\\
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.\\
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"
-->qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/57881 #57881]]

->''"My name is Urblad Rotgut."''
->''"That's '''your''' problem."''
-->-- ''WarhammerDarkOmen''

->"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
-->-- ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader''

-> "Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. [[LampshadeHanging Do not ask about the name.]]"
-->'''Tali''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is ''Mervin''?"
-->'''The Abbott''', ''RobinHoodMenInTights''

->"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."
-->'''The Judge''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', if you say Case 1-1's victim's name was "Cinder Block" by mistake

-> "You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular characteró now can you?"
--> ''Theatre/HMSPinafore''

->'''Nick''': Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "[[TitleDrop General Protection Fault]]", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
->'''Dwayne''': Um... I'm not all that creative...
-->-- GeneralProtectionFault, [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/1998/11/04 November 4, 1998]]

->''"Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome fwiend]]... '''Biggus... Dickus?''' ... What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the naaame... '''Biggus... Dickus?''' *{{Beat}}* He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. '''Incontinentia Buttocks.'''"''
-->-- ''Pontius Pilate'', '''MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'''

->''"I got my first name from my father, and my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for President."''
-->-- '''[[BarackObama Barack Hussein Obama]]''', ''2008 Al Smith Foundation dinner''

->"[[Franchise/IronMan Mr. Stark,]] these are the Wards. This is [[Literature/{{Worm}} Clockblocker]]--"

->"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"

->"What?"

->Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.

->"Shit. My bad. 'Clockblocker'. Not the other thing. Yeah."
-->-- [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/falling-iron-im-mcu-worm.270804/page-18#post-12009266 A comment on]] ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/falling-iron-im-mcu-worm.270804/ Falling Iron]]''

->"I want to stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm '''retarded'''?
->"You've upset Tits!"
->"Don't cry, Tits."
-->-- ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=238 here]] (fourth one)

->'''Ram''': Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
(Ram heads into the kitchen to get a drink.)\\
'''Kohaku''': Gesundheit.\\
'''Ram''': No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.\\
'''Igno''': Hm... What does that even mean?\\
'''Kohaku''': Oh, cool. Wait, new name?\\
(Dragoness Imca stifles a giggle.)\\
'''Dragoness Imca''': In his language or english? Because in english......\\
'''Ram''': Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.\\
(Dragoness Imca kinda breaks down and giggles. She's unable to hold it in any longer.)\\
'''Ram''': ?\\
'''Igno''': (to Ram) Awesome!\\
'''Igno''': (To Dragoness Imca)... Seriously?\\
'''Longram''': (To Imca) ?\\
'''Longram''' (To Ram): Hmmm?\\
'''Kohaku''': Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he?\\
'''Dragoness Imca''': Don't make me explain this.\\
(Dragoness Imca blushes.)\\
'''Dragoness Imca:''' Okay, Kohaku has this covered.\\
(Dragoness Imca looks a little relieved.)\\
'''Ram''': Uhhhhhh, okay.\\
'''Ram''': (To Kohaku) He might.\\
'''Igno''': Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant.\\
'''Kohaku''': Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.\\
(Longram looks bewildered.)\\
'''Longram:''' You guys lost me.
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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