->'''Wade''': Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet. \\
'''Stryker''': Oh, Wade.\\
'''Wade''': Dreams really do come true.\\
'''Stryker''': Just shut it!

->'''Loki''': Last four days on earth, huh? If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing.
->'''Bartleby''': What's that?
->'''Loki''': Let's kill people.
->(Woman [[SpitTake spit-takes her coffee]].)
->'''Loki''': ''[chuckling]'' No, not ''you''.